Music to my ears.

AN:

Holy balls, thank you for reading

This is a Jazz/Maggie ship story

It is rated M for a reason there will

Be lemons later on.

Anyway, I have gotten permission from the loveliest tf writer ever UlurNaga to use her character Tessa Jackson. Tessa/Optimus will be a ship in this story.

(Also this story take place after the first movie AU where Jazz survived.)

This is going to be a little different from the PriMech timeline, Tessa & Optimus have already sparkbonded and I'm not going to mention Tessa's brother Aaron in this because in her story he is already paired with Maggie and obviously Jazz and Maggie.

I do not own Transformers or Tessa.

Chapter 1:

Being a giant sentient robotic alien with a hardcore crush on an extremely attractive femme of another species other than your own is quite a challenge. The Australian femme organic had caught his optics after the Autobots had been stationed at Diego Garcia. She had been given the task of helping the team unscramble Decepticon frequencies and coded messages. He had to admit, she was quite good at her job. She was friendly towards everyone, but when she became engrossed in her work, she ignored everyone. Maggie Madsen is indeed quite the babe, and now Jazz just needed to figure out how to 'woo' this femme.

Jazz has tried several times to flirt with her to no avail. He used cheesy pick up lines that he learned from the internet, sweet talked her, compliment her, told her jokes, and all the while had been 'shot down' by her. Well, not really shot down, more like taken as a joke. Maggie thought this entire time that she had been joked with by the music loving bot.

Tired of this result, he had gone to the only bot so far who had been successfully able to woo an organic from this planet, his leader Optimus Prime. Tessa and Optimus have been in a stable relationship for quite awhile and Jazz was quite fond of Optimus's femme (in a friend kind of way.) Seeking romantic advice from his Prime was not a normal occurrence on Cybertron or any time for that matter. So this was an extremely awkward situation for Jazz.

As Jazz approached his Prime he had taken in the actions of the two sparkmates. Both were having a private moment between one another. Optimus stood there in his bipedal for leaning in and nuzzling his faceplates with the Lady Prime and was whispering softly to her. Whatever he was saying to her, it caused her to giggle and blush. Jazz kept himself at a respectable distance from both his Primes until they were finished. Jazz probably wait for a good 20 minutes before they were done. They often did this and were non caring to anyone or anybot whom might see.

Optimus turned to see his second in command waiting for him to finish up his moment with Tessa. "Hello Jazz, did I make you wait long old friend?" Optimus asked.
"Nah, not that long Boss Bot', you should always be takin' as much time as possible with yo' femme." Jazz chuckled back.
The Prime smiled back. "What seems to be troubling you?"
"Nothin' much really jus' uh… how do I put this." Jazz pondered. "How did ya' hook up with Tessa?" Optimus's optics widened at this sudden question from his normally too engrossed in music loving friend.
"Why the sudden interest in my relationship Jazz? " Optimus asked curiously.
Jazz then sighed and rubbed the back of his helm with his hand.
"Well, ya' see, I kinda' got dis' interest in an organic myself, but I keep gettin' brushed off as joking with her instead of bein' takin' seriously, and I was wonderin' if there is a certain procedure or somthin' to woo these fleshies." Jazz said in a rushed hurry.

Optimus stood there taking this all in for a moment. He then looked up at Jazz and chuckled. "No there is not a 'procedure' of sorts Jazz, and that is quite the surprise coming from you. Also, may I inquire who this femme is?"

"Maggie."

"HA! I KNEW IT!" both bots jumped when they heard a random yell.

They both turned to see Tessa standing with her arms crossed and a smug smile on her face. "I always knew you had a thing for Maggie by the way you constantly are staring at her and always taking a good chunk of your free time by being around her!" Tessa stated happily. "Just ask her out on a date."

And that's all for now! Please review! – Pandora.