Hey y'all. I'm sure you're all angry to see me upload another story rather than update The Life and Times of Dick Grayson, but I've felt like writing recently, and Iunno, this idea came into my head, and it hasn't gone away. So here it is :3 And there is an overreaching plot, but it'll just look like PWP at first :3

Note: this is an AU, no superpowers; the rest is explained through dialogue of narration :3

Warning: slash of the lemon kind :D

Roommate Agreement

The night was silent aside from cars passing by the opened window and the light music in the background; Dick Grayson was studying for an upcoming biology test.

Cellular Respiration is a process in which a food source, generally glucose, is converted into ATP and carbon dioxide. It begins with glycolysis, followed by the Calvin Cycle and finally the electron-

Out of the corner of Dick's eye, he saw the dormitory door open and someone wearing bright green stumble in, "YO DICK!" Wally shouted, words slurred.

Dick flicked a quick glare at Wally telling him to shut up; he immediately noticed the slur in Wally's speech, his lopsided step, and his half-lidded eyes, "I am trying to study, and it's 2 in the morning," Dick hissed acerbically.

The redhead closed the door quietly and tip-toed, or tried to, over to Dick, draping his arms over his best friend, "I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." he slurred (pleasantly) into Dick's ear, binding him in a tight one-sided embrace while the other tried to remember which enzymes converted glucose into the necessary pyruvate for the Calvin Cycle.

The raven shrugged off his best friend, but to no avail, "Artemis wouldn't like to hear you say that."

Immediately, Dick could tell he said the wrong thing: Wally leaned his entire weight onto the sitting male, heaved a deep, depressed sigh, "I'm invoking the fuck's sake agreement."

"I invoke the no drunk sex nullification in juxtaposition with the no sex while either party is studying clause."

Wally smiled; curiously sober now, "I'm invoking the 'I dare you' taunt."

Dick asked, an eyebrow cocked, "Will this under the terms of the fuck's sake agreement or under the terms of the 'I dare you' taunt?"

"Seeing as you rebutted my fuck's sake agreement with the no drunk sex nullification and the no sex while either party is studying clause, this will solely be under the 'I dare you' taunt," Wally replied matter-of-factly, their faces, lips in particular, becoming particularly close.

"If I get less than an A on this mid-term I'm going to invoke the morning after clause for a week," Dick bet.

Wally could feel Dick's every breath, "If you get an A on that mid-term I'm going to invoke the fuck's sake agreement for a week."

"How does that make any sense?" Dick questioned.

"It doesn't," Wally breathed, and finally took the final step of kissing his best friend.

Their lips moulded together clumsily, yet perfectly. Yet, even in its perfection, there was no sensuality, no gentleness, no sentiment. Their kiss was rough, raw, primal, exhilarating.

"Deal?" Wally asked.

Dick responded by attacking Wally's neck, "deal," he breathed into the small hickey he just made.

Lips and teeth were everything and everywhere, all articles of clothing soon lost to the floor, and the pair made their way to one of the single beds; probably Dick's, judging by the distance and path they took from the desk to the bed.

Wally pushed Dick onto the bed, his hands wandered the well-muscled body, "I always wondered when you got muscles, Dick," Wally jested, kissing Dick's abs.

"When you were too busy looking the other way to ca-" Dick gasped as Wally savagely engulfed his entire length in one go, sucking earnestly.

Wally scraped his teeth along Dick's length as he bobbed his head up and down; Dick was reduced to being a hot mess of moans and groans as his best friend sucked him off. He roughly grabbed onto Wally's short red hair and forced him deeper onto his rigid member, bucking his hips deeper into Wally's wet and hot mouth.

The redhead greedily took his friend's length onto him; he didn't really, but it was part of their agreement: whoever invokes it has to dominate. And even so, he knew he didn't have to do much -Dick was doing all the fucking anyways.

Except, Wally was supposed to have dominance, all Wally had to do was place his hand on Dick's hip to stop him from thrusting anymore; they both knew the signals, and that meant Wally was going to take over. Dick only groaned in a stifled excitement as Wally sat still. The only thing Wally did was run his tongue up and down the raven's length, riling him up. The wet heat of Wally's mouth was killing him; he wanted to thrust upwards, buck deep into Wally's mouth, make him take it all, but that wasn't what they agreed on.

Deciding he'd tortured his prey enough, Wally began bobbing his head again; making slurping noises as he went. His other hand found Dick's balls and he began to play with them. His partner moaned wantonly, restraining himself with all he had, as that was all he was allowed to do with Wally's hand on his hip.

Wally's white teeth yet again scraped all along the sides of Dick's length and Wally knew Dick was close by the increasing volume of Dick's moans; he let go of Dick's hip, and braced himself as Dick roughly grabbed his angry-red hair and thrust aimlessly into Wally's mouth.

"Wall- c-cumming!" Dick thrashed wildly as he reached his climax, spraying his semen into Wally's mouth, who swallowed the bitter-sweet fluid. A small stream of his semen leaks out of Wally's mouth and Dick couldn't help but think he'd just seen the eighth wonder of the world.

"Were you eating peaches?" Wally asked conversationally, licking his lips, as he spread Dick's legs with his own, grabbing the lube from the nightstand drawer. The question caught Dick off-guard as he breathed heavily.

Dick's heavy breathing filled the otherwise silent room, "Yeah... Did you get that from tasting my semen?" He gasped again as Wally stuck a cold, lubricated finger into his butt, preparing him.

"No dummy, I saw the pits in the trash can. You're supposed to compost." Wally slowly added another finger as Dick winced at the intrusion.

"Too busy study-AHHHHHH!" Wally added another finger in a particularly rough thrust.

"The environment is serious stuff bro. It's not gonna wait for you to finish studying if it chooses to destroy you," he said matter-of-factly, scissoring his fingers, stretching Dick's arsehole.

Dick panted heavily, "You know," he paused for a groan, "right now is really not a good time to- AH!- to talk about the environmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent." Wally found his prostate.

He whimpered as Wally pulled his fingers out, freeing a condom from its confines with his teeth.

"You're right, the epinephrine and dopamine released right now will override any information that your brain has processed. That is, aside from my dick, of course," Wally said cockily, rolling the condom down his length.

Dick rolled his eyes, "Yes, Mr. Biology 101 TA. Just fuck me already."

Wally smiled, pressing a kiss to Dick's open mouth, "Your wish is my command," and he quickly thrust his girth into Dick's ass, ripping a moan from them both.

There's something intangible between the both of them; they weren't sure what it was, but the fucking that they did was always extraordinary. Maybe it was because they only did it when one of then broke up, and they just let out all their anger and frustration out on the other.

To Wally, maybe it was the way that Dick clenched around him so tightly; when his eyes are closed and all he does is moan WallyWallyWally. Maybe it was the sight of someone so powerful, so strong, writhing in pleasure under his administrations. Wally knew all the places to touch and bite and press down on to make Dick writhe.

But it wasn't intimate.

To Dick, maybe it was the way that Wally demanded dominance, even when Dick was on top; yelling instructions to fuck me harder and faster and better and are you a sissy or what? How his green eyes shined during sex, a way which just lit up all the right parts of Dick's brain; a shine that just about no one else saw. How at his beck and call Wally would be naked on the bed, waiting for Dick to be too.

But it wasn't intimate.

But that all moved to the back of their brains, into their subconscious thought, as Wally bucked into Dick, and Dick moaned as Wally hit his prostate.

Because it wasn't intimate.

Wally lied on top of Dick, pressing their bodies together, Dick's cock roughly rubbing against Wally's abs; each thrust put him balls-deep into his best friend, and Dick viciously clawed and Wally's back, leaving distinct red lines in tandem with the hickey on his neck. Wally roughly grabbed Dick's penis and began pumping in time with his own thrusts. Dick moaned a chant of "WallyWallyWallyWallyWallyWallyWallyWally," while said person thrust into him and jacked him off at the same time.

The friction is a too much for Dick, and he exploded again, spraying semen all over the two males; his muscles clenched down on Wally, causing him to hoarsely moan, "Dick," as he ejaculated into the condom. They both relaxed, and spent a few moments lying together, skin on skin, breathing heavily, chests heaving together at the same time.

The two sit up, and Dick pressed his forehead to Wally's, "Sorry," he whispered out as he wrapped his arms around Wally's neck, pulling his friend close, in a friendly embrace.

Wally broke free for a moment to pick up his bright green shirt and wipe them clean. "It's okay, it's not your fault," Wally responded mournfully.

"I'm still invoking the morning after clause," Dick jested, getting under his covers.

Wally patted Dick on the head, "What d'ya want for breakfast tomorrow?"

Dick placed a chaste kiss on Wally's forehead, "I'd ask for pancakes, but you always burn them. How about a cheese omelette with a slice of toast. Very buttery toast."

Ignoring the comment about burnt pancakes, Wally said, "Okay. Get some sleep, your Bio mid-term is tomorrow."

"You were the one who invoked the 'I dare you' taunt."

"To which I respond I shouldn't have to participate in the morning after clause because this wasn't under the fuck's sake agreement."

"But you're going to anyways, because we both know this really was under the fuck's sake agreement."

Wally sighed, "Yeah."

Dick sighed too, "Good night, Wally."

"Good night, Dick."


DERP.

Anyways, just so you guys know, the fuck's sake agreement, basically states that Wally and Dick are allowed to have sex together if one of them breaks off romantic connection with someone else. One-night stands technically constitute as a "romantic connection", but that's debatable to them at the time (mainly for Wally, because Dick gets in so many one-night stands).

The 'I dare you' taunt is basically a free card for either Dick or Wally to use to bypass the other's concern (usually due to Dick's studying) the one accepting the dare will state a condition, eg, Dick's "If I get less than an A on this mid-term I'm going to invoke the morning after clause for a week," the other will follow-up, eg, Wally's "If you get an A on that mid-term I'm going to invoke the fuck's sake agreement for a week," and the rest is history.

I won't explain the morning after clause in its entirety yet, because that's still to come :3

Wally initially acts drunk so that he has Dick's attention, and to be under the guise of not actually wanting to have sex, when he actually does.

Also, it's been a while since I've written anything, and it suddenly turned from past tense into present tense half-way through writing this, so I had to go back and change it all LOL It's been too long if I can't keep my tenses straight. If you notice any, make sure to tell me please~

In any case, I hope you enjoyed the first chapter to "The Roommate Agreement" and I hope you'll review and tell me what you think ^.^