Senseless Harry Potter 'What if'

From the mind's of two Idiots.


What if...

Hermione wrote the Bible?

[PLOT TWIST]
Then gave birth to the Anti-Christ?


What if...

Snape modelled for L'Oreal?

[Snape Scenario]
Snape's silky long black hair blew gently in the non-existant breeze as he sexily posed, flipped his hair and uttered the words:
"Because I'm worth it..."


What if...

Draco wore Reading glasses?


What if...

Voldemort was born on Christmas day?

[PLOT TWIST]
Bellatrix put him on her Christmas list.


What if...

Hermione was in Slytherin and Draco was in Gryffindor?