How to Annoy Shadow the Hedgehog
By: Rotark
Items you will need:
Sonic the Hedgehog
Silver the Hedgehog
A lot of costumes
An annoying pink hedgehog who is Amy Rose
More objects
Chapter 1
Shadow the Hedgehog was having a mighty fine day on Mobius. Well, I mighty fine day on Mobius in his terms. Rouge was on a top-secret mission, Onyx was dimension hunting, Grey was teaching Omega how to cook without him burning the house down, Sonic was running somewhere, Tails was inventing things, Knuckles was watching the Master Emerald, Silver was flying around the city, Amy went shopping with Cream, Cheese, Blaze, and Marine, Vector and Charmy went to the supermarket, Espio was on a date with Meiko, and the rest of the Rogues (AKA Blitz, Aury, and Jojo) were chaos-knows-where.
Shadow sighed as he sat in a field of flowers. Eggman attacked yesterday, so he wouldn't show up for some time, the Destructix were, well, Shadow didn't really know, Mephiles was in another dimension, so it was nice and peaceful for our Ultimate Lifeform.
Well, peaceful enough until Sonic the Hedgehog appeared. "Heya Shads, having a good day?" Sonic asked. Shadow inwardly groaned. "Until you showed up I was just fine." Sonic pouted a bit. "That's no way to treat an old rival," he said.
"Whatever. I don't care if you're a baby or not."
"Hey! For your information, I'm actually a hedgehog!"
Shadow rolled his eyes. "What do you want anyways faker?" he asked. Sonic shrugged. "Just stopping by to admire the scenery. Of course, I can't do that on Angel Island thanks to Knuckles, but this is acceptable."
"Hmph."
Sonic huffed. "Fine! Be the emo you act like Mr Sunshine!" Sonic said running off. 'I need to get Shadow's lazy butt off the grass… I GOT IT!'
Sonic contacted a certain hedgehog on his wrist communicator.
"Hello?"
"Yo bro, you're not busy right?"
"Hmm… nope."
"Good, 'cuz I want to annoy a certain emo…"
Later…
"You sure this will work?" Silver asked. Sonic nodded. "watch my lead!" Sonic took Silver to where Shadow was. "Heya Shads!" Sonic said. "What do you want now faker?" Shadow asked. "Nothin'. Just thinking, how sad it is to be you!" Shadow growled. "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Sonic shrugged. "Oh, I don't know… possibly the fact that I'm so much better than you in everything. Faster, stronger, smarter, happier, hungrier, you name it, I'm better!"
Shadow's anger level was rising. Fast. "Umm Sonic? Most of those things are what Shadow's better at," Silver whispered in Sonic's ear. "I know, here comes the fun part," Sonic whispered back. Shadow tightened his fists until…
He relaxed.
Sonic and Silver stood there, dumbfounded. "I don't have time for you buffoons," Shadow said, walking away. Sonic was now the angry one. "FINE! SEE IF I CARE YOU LAZY ASS!" Silver looked a bit worried. "Sonic, language…" Sonic ignored Silver and continued. "I BET IF MARIA WAS HERE, SHE WOULD HATE YOU WITH EVERY ONCE OF HER FRAIL HEART! YOU LEFT HER THERE TO FUCKING DIE, NO INTENTION OF SAVING HER, OR EVEN AVENGING HER! YET YOU COMPLAIN OF KEEPING A STUPID PROMISE TO HER YOU DON'T EVEN KEEP! NOW YOU GET MAD AT EVERYONE FOR NOTHING! I'M TRYING TO HAVE FUN WITH YOU, BUT NOOOOOO THAT STUPID ULTIMATE "LIFEFORM" IS TOO GOOD FOR THAT! WELL, THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM IS ALTUALLY AN ULTIMATE BITCHY PAIN IN THE ASS!"
Silver looked at Sonic with an extremely shocked expression. "Sonic! What the hell?!" Silver yelled. "You don't mean that… right?" Sonic scoffed. "Of course I mean it Silver! I mean it with all my fucking heart! Hopefully that cold jerky emo heard me!" Sonic and Silver peered at Shadow, yet they could only see the back of his face. "Shadow…?" Silver said, much worry in his voice. "Silver…" Shadow growled. "Y-yes?" "Move to the left 6 meters." Silver did as he was told. "You okay Shadow?" the younger hedgehog asked. Shadow evilly chuckled. "Oh, me? I'm fine. You should be worried though about something." Silver looked confused, yet Sonic payed no attention to anything until…
Shadow turned around, a pure evil and angry face on his well… face. "Let's see if your friends would like what I write on your tombstone you blue son of a bitch!" Without warning, Shadow launched himself onto Sonic, who didn't even see the attack coming, nor could he react quickly.
Several hours of beating later…
"I'm sure you learned a lesson today Sonic," Silver said with an annoyed expression. Sonic had a neck cast, a leg cast, an arm cast, and multiple bandages around his body. Heck, he could past as a freaking zombie. "Yeah, yeah, don't say mean shit to Shadow," Sonic grumbled. "Aaaaaand?"
"And don't pick a fight on him…"
"Good, you can actually learn," Silver said. "Hey! I'm not as stupid as Knucklehead!" Sonic joked. "Whatever," the futuristic hedgehog said. "Did your plan succeed?" Sonic smirked evilly. "100%. Except the fact that I feel like I just got run over by a 15 ton truck but, it was sooooo worth it. Time for plan B!"
"Ummm what is this "Plan B" of yours Sonic?" Silver asked. "Oh you'll see soon enough my light pupil!" Sonic said, patting Silver on the head before turning on his communicator.
"Oh Sonnikku! I thought you would never call me! I bet it's about you wanting to marry me!"
"Ummm hello to you too Ames. Listen, I have a job for you. Think you can do it?"
"Anything for you!"
"Eugh. Okay, meet me at Station Park and DON'T try anything funny, this is NOT a date!"
"Yes sir!"
Rotark: Haha, I know, I'm evil to Sonic.
Hedgi: I'M supposed to be the evil one!
Rotark: Sorry hun.
Hedgi: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! *aims her AK 47 at Rotark*
Rotark: AHHH! HEDGE, NO NEED TO GET SO VIOLENT!
Ghosty: He's right! *munches on toast*
Kim: EVERYBODY DO DA FLOP! *Flops on her face and doesn't get up*
Ghosty: ….
Rotark: Sheesh, remind me why am I still sane…?
Hedgi: *shoots Rotark* Because you are!
Rotark: Owwwww meh sexy head…
Ghosty: Dude, that's just… Disturbing…
Rotark: AT LEAST I DON'T WEAR A BREAD HAT EVERYWHERE I GO!
Ghosty: *shrugs*
Kim: KIMCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *Flops ontop of Rotark*
Ghosty: READ AND REVIEW GUYS! PLEASE NO FLAMES OR ELSE A CERTAIN FRIEND OF OURS IS SURE TO GO ON A RAMPAGE!
Hedgi: *twists a knife on her finger that has blood that is not hers on it* What?
Ghosty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs away*
