A/N: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, nor YGXTAS.
So, this came about from watching ShadyVox's LiveStream of him editing Yu-Gi-Oh! GX The Abridged Series Episode 17. It is now up on YouTube for those who don't have any idea what's going on. I ended up writing this, and... anyone who has read my other GX fics and expects something even slightly good, please remember this is a crackfic.
Jaden had been captured by Jeffery, Pippin and Edmund. He had been tied to a chair as punishment for breaking into Zane's room. The three Obelisks had finally decided on a proper punishment for Jaden.
"Let me go!" Jaden shouted, shaking in the chair.
"Hey, we're going easy on you." Pippin said.
"Yes, yes." Jeffery said. "We could be taking a Mokey Mokey from you."
"Actually, from what I've seen, this is the worst punishment." Edmund said.
As Jaden continued to struggle, Jeffery and Pippin became wrapped in each other's arms.
"Oh, Jeffery." Pippin said.
"Oh, Pippin." Jeffery said.
"Oh, just kill me." Jaden said.
Jeffery dipped Pippin. The two began to stare into each other's eyes.
"Oh, Pippin, you can open my door any day." Jeffery whispered seductively.
"And Jeffery, you can put your key into my Keyhole any day." Pippin said.
Jeffery then proceeded to kiss Pippin. Jaden finally stopped struggling, only to shut his eyes.
"MAKE IT STOP!" Jaden yelled.
Edmund walked over and pulled Jaden's eyes open.
"If I can handle them doing it in front of me every day, you can handle them making out." Edmund said.
As Pippin and Jeffery made sounds of tongues smacking against each other, Winged Kuriboh appeared on Jaden's shoulder.
'Oh, Kuriboh, I've never been more happy to see you!' Jaden thought. 'Attack them or something.'
"Hmmm." Winged Kuriboh said.
'What?!' Jaden thought. 'What do you mean you won't help?'
"Hmm!" Winged Kuriboh said.
'Oh, that time I tried to sell you was just a joke.' Jaden replied.
"HMMM!" Kuriboh said back.
'Oh, that burning your card incident was an accident.' Jaden thought back.
"Hmmm." Winged Kuriboh said, before disappearing.
"Oh, I am so giving you to Alexis when I get out of this." Jaden said.
Back to the two Keyhole lovers, Pippin now had Jeffery on the floor.
"Oh, Jeffery Blake Swift." Pippin said, staring into Jeffery's eyes.
"Pippin Tom Livesey." Jeffery said, kissing Pippin on the lips.
The two Obelisks continued to roll around on the floor on Zane's dorm, as Jaden yelled in fear. Realization had finally struck.
As the two Obelisks began to remove each other's clothes, Jaden yelled out in fear, "I'M IN A CRACK FANFIC!"
