hey guys! so i'm kinda breaking my promise to myself by coming back and writing so soon, but i couldn't help it. I've been listening to a lot of glee lately and me and my have been having mad push it/hairprography dance offs, and that's what kind inspired this fic. As nerdy as they are, and as reserved as they are, Tina and Artie are beasts when it comes to the raunchy dance numbers. The rating will be T for later chapters, possibly language, possibly more. Because nerds are sexy:) enjoy!


A white tank top and booty shorts. This was definitely not a combination that Tina was used to. Not that she detested it; it would just a lot more freedom than she allowed herself. Her legs weren't usually quite this exposed. The other glee girls in the bathroom didn't seem to mind. Looking around, she noticed that only she and Brittany were wearing the booty shorts, whereas everyone else was a little more moderately dressed. Except for Rachel, but she was always wearing short skirts.

"This dance number reminds me of Push It." She pointed out. Both Mercedes and Rachel shuddered at the memory. Tina couldn't help but laugh; it was embarrassing for everyone involved. Santana, Quinn and Brittany stifled a laugh as they continued to ogle themselves in the mirror.

"Just say it: it was really bad, right?" Mercedes interjected. Santana turned around and gave her a thoughtful look.

"It was kind of hot," she said, "for a bunch of geeks, anyway."

"I'm just surprised Mr. Schue is going on with this. After Push It, we got in trouble with Principle Figgins and then we got.." Rachel trailed off, not wanting to finish her sentence. Santana started to speak but Brittany cut her off.

"You got us!" she smiled. The rest of the girls continued on with their business, but she decided to continue. "I hope I don't trip over Artie's chair."

This remark made Tina stop dead in her tracks. She knew that they were all assigned partners for their Crazy in Love/Hair number, but she still wasn't happy about the fact that Artie got paired up with Brittany. Tina knew that she still wasn't the best of friends with Artie since stuttergate, but she couldn't help but feel a tinge of jealousy in her stomach as the image of Brittany grinding on top of him popped into her head. Then she thought of Push It.

As offensive as the dance was, Tina thought it was fun and everyone got to loosen up and show the school what they were capable of. The memory that stuck out most in her mind was the moment where Artie was instructed to slap her ass, HARD. Yes, it was all out of good fun, but she definitely felt something. Her confidence has been high when she was dancing with the rest of the glee kids on stage, and she hoped that Artie noticed and thought, gasp, that she was sexy.

Now it was out of her reach. They weren't really speaking to one another. They conversed as friends and walked each other to and from school, but the subject of her fake stutter had been left well enough alone, and that was bothering her. Not to mention she began to notice the interactions between Brittany and Artie. Was she taking a special interest in him? She couldn't bear the thought. Her thoughts were interrupted as the girls ushered themselves out of the bathroom and towards the choir room. Mercedes linked her arm with Tina's and they both strutted down the hallway.


When they reached the choir room, the deaf kids hadn't shown up with their director yet. The boys, however, were in full costume, wigs and all. Tina couldn't help but laugh at the ridiculous sight. Artie was particularly humorous, giving his best Bob Marley impression, which sent the boys into fits of laughter. She took her hair out of her ponytail and walked slowly towards him.

'Woah' Artie thought to himself as Tina was slowly approaching him. Her hair was down, which was nothing out of the ordinary. She was carrying a different air, a different attitude. 'Damn'

"Hey Artie." She spoke softly once she reached him. She bent down so she was at eye level with him. She eyed him carefully before reaching out and touching one of the dreads in his wig.

"H-hey Tina." He stammered. Why was he so nervous? He knew perfectly why, however. It was those booty shorts, exposing a lot of leg. He also had a clear view of her cleavage as she leaned towards him to pay with his wig. 'Control your hormones, Artie!"

"I'm really excited for this number. It reminds me of Push It. Too bad we're not dancing together." She winked, getting up and walking towards the glee girls. Artie just stared after her in confusion. Before he could say anything else, Brittany was in his field of vision and Mr. Schuester was ushering everyone to their places as the deaf students took their seats.

'Here goes nothing.'


She could not believe she was able to pull that off. Was Artie really that surprised? She giggled to herself. She stood between Brittany and Santana and the music began to play. She caught Artie in the corner of her eye as he belted out his, sentence? She laughed.

So crazy right now

Most incredibly, it's ya boy, Artie

It's ya girl Mercedes

You ready?

For the next couple of minutes Tina was in her element, hair flailing in all sort of different directions, booty-shaking to the extreme. She kept looking over at Artie and couldn't help but get jealous when Brittany was all over him. Soon enough came the part where every girl was to jump up and basically dry hump her guy. And who was she paired up with? Mike Chang. The other Asian. Who is about seven feet tall. Perfect. As she was about to do her thing, she glanced over at Artie, and their eyes met for a moment. She smirked and jumped up on top of Mike, who was a little taken by surprise, but fully accepted the action. At the end of the song, she was out of breath and went to sit next to Mercedes.

"Girl look at you! Those were some fine moves. I'd be surprised if Mike wasn't impressed with that." Tina blushed. Meanwhile, Mike seated himself next to Artie, waiting for the Haverbrook kids to start.

"Wow, that was something." he chimed. Artie gave him a disapproving look. He glanced over at Tina and couldn't help the confidence that was radiating off of her.

And that was sexy.


Haha. Wow. I feel ridiculous for writing this, but there you go! Remember, reviews are love! especially for university students like me:)