It was the day when Donald Trump got inaugurated. And the citizens of America could only hoped that Trump would've become the Uncle Sam's biggest investment.
And they really, really hoped it.
Trump was nowhere came close your usual ideal, fit president. He's a man who has been walking the line of insanity throughout his life. This's the only man who got the electoral vote after had told so many lies, so many hypocritical moments, so many selfish moments.
America has lost it's respect from many countries, which is saying a lot since the other alternative was a corrupt bag of a witch with capital b herself. The only hope was that once again, once more, Donald Trump defied every logical thing and somehow managed to become a better president than Honest Abe and Teddy combined.
So anyway, Trump just about to made his speech.
"Unlike before, citizens of America, this speech is going to be short, and straight to the point."
"...My real name is not Donald Trump."
The crowd gasped, but they still listened.
"It was all started when my parents, secretly came from the other county, decided to unofficially named me, so when this moment come, i can reveal it, so most American-no. All the world, knew that they've done of fucking things up."
"...My real birth name, is Muhammad Trumpalez."
Everyone gasped. Even the terrorist that secretly have been following the speech to wait for the opportunity where he could one-scoped the Don.
And so Donald Trump told the whole American that they've been fucking up since the beginning of his career, how everyone could've bought his lies, how a man who was so thin-skinned could get angry over an orangutan joke, or how they voted for a man who believed that environmental issues were nothing but China's propaganda. China, who has been infamous for their slave-state countries and being so dirty that people could've committed suicides in the rivers.
And everything just went snowballed from there.
It was a great sacrifice that Americans needed to make. Millions people died after Trump's speech after so many riots broke, and many more literally went insane, unable to believe that their white knight was actually a Mexican Muslim. Hell, the concept of a Mexican Muslim became USA's president itself was insanely impossible. It's like asking a Jew to secretly created ISIS to show the extremist Islam that being super-violent is totally stupid and counterproductive.
But it really worth it.
After his reveal, the world decided to smarten themselves again so the wouldn't fall for such a big joke again. 2 years after Trump's inauguration, IQ level in the whole countries have raised up to 25 points, common sense have replaced Politically correctness, Israel and Palestine decided to merge themselves, the rich decided to help the poor by using their money to help Africa and East Asia's poor countries in many of their projects.
In short, he made the world great again.
And so here's our president, drinking his lovable self-made wine, Duckworth. He drank it with a friend. Nothing was known about his guest, except that it was a feminine figure.
"We made it." He simply said, before he broke in tears, and said it again. "We made it."
"All of these lies. Over 30 years of lies have been really worth it...Mr. Trumpalez." The woman said. Judging by her voice, it's safe to say that she's possibly even older than the Don. "You're truly a brilliant mastermind."
"Oh, but i wouldn't even make it without you, Hillary. Or should i call you...Mrs. Amara."
Both of them simply laughed at themselves, the greatest irony in world's history.
MWGA. Make the World Great Again.
