This is.. I don't know. For you Sum. ~ no no smut or anything intense like your thing .. just a nice pizza story one shot hehe. Here it is! .-.
Steve sighed. He had no reason to be with Tony as he did. But Tony insisted, and Steve was willing enough to put up with a challenge. He had invited Steve over for pizza, in which they would also be watching a program on TV. The real debate would be what to watch.
"Tony, I don't..." Steve muttered under his breath as he was handed a slice of pizza.
"Shush, Stripes N' Spangles. What are your interests?" Tony asked, pointing the remote at the television and turning it on.
Steve shrugged. "I like a lot of things. You can..." He gestured to the remote. "Do whatever thing you do to change the programs on there." He then pointed to the television.
Tony snickered loudly. "Oh, Steven, Steven, Steven.. you have much to learn in the ways of technology."
Steve glared at him. "Back in my day-" Tony muffled a laugh, nodding at him to go on. "Anyway, back when I was in the war we didn't have to depend on all of this," He glanced at the television. "To get us through a day. We had what we called paper. Ever heard of it?"
"Your use of sarcasm isn't as great as mine, Cap. But go on."
"There were no such things as television, or cell phones, or computers. Everything we did was with hard work and effort. Now, it just seems to be a computer doing all the work for you. The point is, Tony, I don't think you should be too reliant on technology."
"Oh well." Tony answered, taking a bite of his piece of pizza. Steve sighed again, shaking his head. He just doesn't listen. Steve took a bite of his pizza as well. He decided to change the subject. "How has Pepper been lately?"
"She's been fine." Tony finished his piece, wiping his mouth with a napkin and grabbing another. "She's handling the business well. I expected that, but I'm proud of her. Makes me happy to be called her lover." He smirked before taking another bite.
"That's nice to hear." Steve smiled at him.
"What 'bout you?" Tony asked, his mouth filled with crust and sauce. "Same old me. I'm still trying to get over..." Steve trailed off, biting his lip sadly.
"Hey," Tony reached over and patted his back. "Everything'll be okay. I got faith in you. And if you want, I can introduce you to a bunch of lady friends I have." He nudged Steve with his elbow, winking.
"That's alright, but.. thanks for the gesture." Steve laughed, taking another bite. "I'm good for now. There are a lot more pressing matters to handle at the moment."
Tony shrugged, flipping through the channels on the television. He finally settled upon an animated show, with an interesting name. "Adventure Time? I've heard of this show, and been meaning to watch it."
"Okay, since you haven't stopped at anything else, I guess it's okay." Steve leaned back on the sofa, finally finishing his pizza after a few slow bites.
30 minutes later
They both stared at the television in shock. Then, Tony burst out laughing. "What the hell did we just watch?! Kids are into this... ?!" Tony grabbed the remote and flipped it to another channel, before the next showing could start.
"I.. I.. you see what I mean! Technology is bad." Steve inhaled, giving Tony a smile.
"Bad. Bad! That's all you say. It's bad. Sir, you need to have a better argument than it just being bad. But, I have to admit.. that show was just..." Tony shook his head, chuckling softly.
"Let's watch something else?" Steve offered hurriedly.
"Yep." Tony answered, changing the channel once more.
