Teen Titans meet HARRY POTTER: Season 3

Holy shit guy! SEASON THREE! Well, the bitches are in their 7th year now. Nikki is in her 3rd, Blood and Poly are in their 5th.

Disclaimer: This is the disclaimer for the whole story. I do not own Teen Titans and Harry Potter, or any of the special appearances of bitches I feel like putting in this story for a while for the hell of it. Shit, that was kind of long.

Chapter 1

It was a happy day outside. Kids at the age of 8 were running around the neighborhood Harry lived in, naked. They were humping on each other, and Harry was scarred.

"Just what the fuck is going on?" he asked while he was giving the Dursley's their breakfast.

"Shut the fuck up and give us our breakfast!" cried Dudley. "FOOD. FOOD. FOOD." He chanted like the fat pig he was.

"Shut the fuck up Dudley stop chanting or my period stank will destroy you," said Petunia.

Harry sighed, it was the same old shit everyday since he gotten back from Hogwarts.

"Well bitches, I have to piss," said Harry.

"Piss on Dudley," said Vernon.

"What? Has Petunia given you a horrible blowjob?" asked Harry.

"SILENCE YOU IMBECILE!" screamed Petunia as she showed off her cleavage.

"Oh fuck this!" exclaimed Harry. "I'm going to be 17 tomorrow, and I'm leaving you fucking bitches!" Harry went Resident Evil 4, and banged on the lock that was preventing him from getting his magical crap.

"Fuck you Harry! I'm glad your magical ass is going to be out of here!" exclaimed Vernon as he gave Harry the middle finger.

Harry then cracked open the lock, grabbed his stuff, and kicked Vernon in the balls.

"Good riddance you fat wannabe pimp!" exclaimed Harry. He gave Vernon the middle finger.

"OUCH!" screamed Vernon in pain.

"You don't say ouch you god damn hippy! YOU MOAN OOH YES!" screamed Harry as he barged out of there. Out there in that cruel world, he saw eight year olds having sex.

"You disgusting bitches!" Harry started. "STOP FUCKING EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF A 17 YEAR OLD! YOU BITCHES ARE RUINING MY LIFE I HATE YOU FUCKING LITTLE KIDS!"

The eight year olds pull away from each other, and ran away crying like a bunch of pussies. A nun tapped on Harry's back.

"Mister! It is in the bible that eight year olds can having hot kinky sex in front of number 4 Privet Drive!" the nun spoke with disgust, Harry slapped her.

"THE BIBLE IS 2006 YEARS OLD AND MORE! BY NOW THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE LIED TO US BY THE WAY OF CHRIST!" screamed Harry as he walked off.

"Well fuck you! MAY YOU GO TO HELL!" screamed the nun.

"I ALREADY BEEN TO HELL!" screamed Harry back as he gave the nun the middle finger.

Harry was walking down the road, cursing like shit.

"Mother fuckers think they're big and old enough to have sex, Petunia sucks at oral, Dudley is fucking moron. Fucking bitches, I want sex with Raven now," he muttered. Suddenly, he bumped into Raven.

"Hello my sexiness," said Raven.

"RAVEN!" screamed Harry, he grabbed Raven and started making out with her.

"Harry is fucking well at scoring," said Cyborg as he came out of Raven's mouth, and jumped out and fell on the ground crying. "MOMMY I HAVE A BOO BOO!"

Cho appeared.

"I'll fix that honey," said Cho as she kissed Cyborg's boo boo.

"Thanks baby," said Cyborg as he started making out with Cho.

Robin and Starfire suddenly walked into the scene, and Robin took out a picture of jaws attacking a couple.

"JAWS DISAPPROVE!" screamed Robin.

"Fuck off you is a jealous bitch," said Cyborg.

"Whatever the fuck you say," said Robin.

"Aw great. Last year was Terra and Raven, now Robin and Cyborg?" asked Harry.

"Nah we're just fucking with you," said Robin.

"BITCH!" screamed Harry.

"HOW DARE YOU CALL MY MAN A BITCH YOU…. YOU MAN-WHORE!" screamed Starfire. Raven gasped.

"DON'T CALL MY BOY TOY A WHORE!" cried Raven.

"I DO NOT CARE HE CALLED MY MAN A BITCH!" screamed Starfire back.

"SHIT NOW IT'S RAVEN AGAINST STARFIRE! LET'S JUST GET ALONG BITCHES!" screamed Harry.

"WELL FUCK YOU!" screamed Cyborg.

"FUCK YOU TOO!" screamed Harry.

"DON'T CURSE AT MAH BOY BITCH!" screamed Cho.

"DON'T CALL MY BOY A BITCH YOU SLUT!" screamed Raven at Cho.

"FUCK YOU!" screamed Cho.

Terra watched this with amusement as she hid behind a tree.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT TREE YOU SKANK!" screamed Robin at her.

"FUCK!" screamed Terra as she fell down the tree.

Beast Boy then walked onto the scene.

"STOP BEING MEAN TO MY GIRL YOU BITCHES!" screamed Beast Boy.

Poly then barged into the scene with Blood.

"Guys, let's stop screaming at each other and let's have an orgy," said Poly. Poly then tried to get the titans to have an orgy, but that failed.

Harry then stuck the middle finger at her.

"You just tried to rape us," said Harry.

"What do you mean? I want orgy," said Poly.

"But we're angry bitches today! Can't you see, I'm bleeding? I'm in PAIIINNN!" screamed Raven as she pointed to her vagina.

"Yes, we can see that sister dear," said Blood. "BUT I WANT ORGY TOO!"

"Well no orgy for you Blood! Bad Blood!" exclaimed Raven as she took the belt out of Harry's pants, and whipped Blood with the belt.

"Child abusive!" exclaimed the nun from before.

"Back off, you crazy bitch!" cried Starfire as she fired a lazar beam at the nun, causing her to die.

"Holy shit!" cried Robin as he poked Starfire's boobs.

"Thank you Robin, I needed that," said Starfire.

"You're welcomed, sexy," said Robin sexily in dark voice.

"Oh let's make love," said Starfire as she picked Robin off and flew off onto the distance out.

End of Chapter 1