You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Harry Potter.
Stranger: Padfoot? Are you in detention?
You: Yup, I pranked a Slytherin.
Stranger: Nice one. Which one?
You: Snivellus, of course.
Stranger: I kind of promised Evans I wouldn't do anything to him..
You: Oh, I'll just have to make up for your loss(:
Stranger: Okay, cool. When are you getting out of there?
You: In about fifteen minutes.
Stranger: Do you have detention again tomorrow?
You: No, I got out of it cause of Quidditch.
Stranger: Tomorrow is a full moon..
Stranger: We have to help Moony.
You: Oh, yeah, after dinner? Or earlier?
Stranger: After. I think...
You: Okay, make sure Wormtail knows.
Stranger: About that.. He's not going.
You: Why not?
Stranger: Got no idea. He won't tell me. He says he's busy.
You: HE seems to be busy a lot these days..
Stranger: It's not like he has other friends.
Stranger: Sorry, sorry. That was mean.
You: No, no, It's true. He really doesn't.
Stranger: I know. So what could he possibly be doing? He disappears off the map and he's not in the RoR.
You: Maybe he escaped to the Shrieking Shack, to prepare for tomorrow night?
Stranger: Everyday?
Stranger: But he's not even going to be helping tomorrow.
You: Oh, yeah.. That is really suspicious
You: It's not a girlfriend, do you think?
Stranger: No way!
Stranger: If I can't get Evans he can't get a girlfriend.
You: Hahah, You're right mate. Not possible.
Stranger: But I do have a plan.
Stranger: For Evans, that is.
You: And, what is that, my dear Prongs?
Stranger: I'm not going to be a prat towards her.
You: That might be a good start. I can't imagine a girl would like that.
You: Prats, that is.
Stranger: It's going to be hard. So you need to help me not be a prat.
Stranger: Which you're not very good at either.
You: I'm better than you. Or at least I like to think I am.
Stranger: Not really. We're about even. But I guess it's better to help someone else than to do it yourself.
You: Exactly. You'll get Evans sooner or later, Prongs.
You: I mean you are almost as good looking as me.
Stranger: You mean, better looking.
You: No, almost as good looking.
Stranger: Better looking. Ask anyone.
You: Thet will say I am better looking.
You: Trust me. I've seen you and myself, and I take the treacle tart.
Stranger: I'm still better looking.
Stranger: I mean I'm James Potter. I'm better looking than everyone.
You: I'm Sirius, Prongs. I'm the best at this whole school.
Stranger: No way. I am.
You: Wanna duel about it, I'm better at that too.
Stranger: Cant. Promised Evans.
You: You are so whipped, and you aren't even dating her yet.
Stranger: I am not whipped!
You: Yes you are, mate!
You: The whole 6th and 7th year classes know it.
Stranger: I am not whipped! How am I supposed to duel someone who isnt in the same room as me?
You: You get off your lazy arse and find me.
Stranger: No thanks.
Stranger: My arse is fine on the couch.
You: I bet if I was Evans you would have already been here ten minutes ago.
Stranger: I.. No...
You: Whipped!
Stranger: I'm not whipped!
You: Prove it.
Stranger: You prove it.
You: You would do anything for this witch.
You: Already have.
Stranger: Well, she is a very persuasive and scary witch.
Stranger: That does not mean I'm whipped.
You: It does a little bit.
Stranger: No it doesn't. You're whipped.
You: Oh, yeah? How so?
You: By whom? Because no witch is tying me down, ever.
Stranger: Just be quiet. No Marauder is whipped.
You: Ya sure? I can think of one.(:
Stranger: Well it's not Prongs.
You: Moony? No way.
Stranger: How about Padfoot? That bloke is whipped by everyone.
You: No. If anything, everybody is whipped by Padfoot.
Stranger: Oh yes. Everybody.
Stranger: I bow to your superior.
You: That's more like it! Finally you realize my Brilliant-ness.
Stranger: You have no brilliant-ness.
You: I'll have you know, I am over flowing with brilliant-ness!
Stranger: Oh yeah? Persuade me.
You: I got 5 O.W.L.S
Stranger: Thats only because you're a Marauder.
Stranger: Wormtail even got 5.
You: Well, ..
Stranger: You're not very smart.
You: Leave me alone, Prongs.
You: I don't appreciate your attitude.
Stranger: No, my minion. I shall not leave you alone.
You: Not your minion.
You: You're my minion.
Stranger: Never. What are you going to do? Bark at me?
You: Bite you, more like it. What would you do? Carry me off to Santa Clause?
Stranger: Ouch, you wound me, Padfoot.
You: You deserve is you prat. I am no ones minion.
Stranger: Yes sir!
You: Very good, Prongs.
Stranger: You're a git.
Stranger: You know that? But it's okay, I'll still be you're best mate.
Stranger: *your
You: Thank you kind sir! and I expect the same on yours and Evans wedding day.(;
Stranger: I'm not going to get married to her.
Stranger: ... Yet.
You: You will, and Have Lil' Prongs and Evan babies!
Stranger: Oh shut up. You're going to die alone.
You: Maybe so, but I'll die sexier than you.
Stranger: No way. No one is sexier than me, minion.
You: Haven't we just talked about this, you big prat
Stranger: Yes but you should be honored to be my minion. Anyone would kill for that job.
You: Maybe Wormtail, but I'm to cool and sexy, to be someones equal, let alone a minion.
Stranger: Ha, yeah right. You wouldn't even make minion. You would be the minion to my minion.
You: Pssh! You wish! You'd be lucky to be Snivellus' minion.
Stranger: Snivellus is my slave. So are you.
You: Why am I friends with such a big headed git like you?
Stranger: You love me, Padfoot! 3
You: .. Sadly that is true. Who can resist such a foul, mischievous, rich ole' bloke like you? (;
Stranger: Apparently Evans can.. :(
You: Oh, well she's the only one with sense in all of Griffindor, that's why!(:
Stranger: You wound me.. Some best mate you are.
You: Oh come, Prongs! That was funny.
Stranger: Shut up minion. (:
You: :( Remus is my new best mate.
Stranger: NOOOO! Take me back!
You: Are you gonna behave yourself?
Stranger: Yes sir.
You: Good minion. You may continuing being my best mate then.
Stranger: I am glad to have the title of being your best mate..I'm not your minion though.
You: .. Since I am such a gracious master, I will not punish you for that. Minion.
Stranger: Fair enough.
You: I thought so.(:
Stranger: You're still a git.
You: You're still a prat.
Stranger: I'm not a prat. I'm your best mate.
You: My prat of a best mate.
Stranger: I'm not a prat. Don't make me call you my minion again.
You: .. Yes, sir
You: You are not a prat
Stranger: Good Padfoot. Now make me a sandwich.
You: Make your own sandwich, lazy git
Stranger: Aw, come on. Just one sandwich?
You: Fine, you owe me though.
Stranger: What ever shall I owe you?
You: You'll know when the time is right.
Stranger: ... I'm mad.
You: How so?
Stranger: Snape... Called Evans... The m word...
Stranger: Lets kill him.
You: Merlin! What a greasy git! Yes, let's!
Stranger: She just said we can't.
You: She's sticking up for that awful excuse for a wizard?
Stranger: Yes and I dont want to upset her. But I hate that word so much..
You: What good witch or wizard doesn't? It's damn right rubbish.
Stranger: And it makes it even worse that its Lily!
You: Yeah! Your Lily! Did you at least hex the git?
Stranger: No, but I will. And when you get out of detention you're helping me.
You: Of course. I am your miniom, after all. (;
Stranger: Yes, you are. But you would volunteer for this task anyways.
You: That i would. I'd never disagree to a good hex.
Stranger: Unless it's on me. You love me.
You: BFFL!3
You: Hahah, but less girly though.
Stranger: Never say that again. Or I will hex you.
Stranger: You will be punished, minion.
You: What about BMFL? That one good?
You: and I'm still not you minion.
Stranger: Yes you are.
Stranger: And no.. That one isnt good either.
You: Well Mister Prefect you come up with one!
You: And no I am not.
Stranger: Yes you are. You do everything I say, always, which makes you my minion.
Stranger: And I'm head boy not prefect. Prefect sounds like perfect.
You: It does, but I didn't come up with it. And why would YOU be Headboy?
You: Has the Professors gone mad?
Stranger: No, but that means I get to spend more time with Evans.
You: Yeah, but it also means you get less time to spend with your awesome best mate.
Stranger: I can deal with that.
You: )':
Stranger: Cheer up, mate!
You: I've been replaced.
Stranger: You could never be replaced! :O
You: I better not be! As much as I love Remus, he's not the same as you, mate!
You: .. and Peter.. Well... yeah.
Stranger: Of course he's not the same as me. I am the most amazing master on the planet!
You: You're to cocky for your own good, poor bloke, you are gonna get hexed so much, It's sad really
Stranger: No one can hex me. Except maybe.. Voldemort.
Stranger: Maybe.
You: You think you can beat him? Jeez, you really are cocky Prongs!
Stranger: I was kidding. Besides, you would save my arse.
You: Of, course! What else would a best mate do?
Stranger: I can see you going to Azkaban for murder one day..
Stranger: Can't you?
You: Little bit.
You: For a totally Bad- ass murder, though
Stranger: Yeah, sure. How is detention?
You: Boring, I am supposed to be cleaning Slughorns Cauldrons, but who has the time, right?
Stranger: Right, why would you do that when you can talk to your best mate through muggle objects?
You: Exactly! What are these funny contraptions called anyway?
Stranger: How am I supposed to know? Ask Snivellus.
You: Like I would talk to that greasy git
Stranger: I've never hated him as much as I do now.
You: He really stepped up his Prat- ee- ness, hasn't he?
Stranger: I can't even begin to explain how dead he is.
You: Well, someone is to whipped to actually do bodily harm to precious Snivellus.
Stranger: I'm not whipped! You're whipped!
You: Weak argument, Prongs. I'm ashamed, I thought I taught you better then that.
Stranger: I'm sorry, master.
You: You should be, slave/ minion
Stranger: Could you ever forgive me?
You: Yes, I guess, I could perhaps find it in my heart to forgive your dire mistake.
Stranger: Dont push it, Padfoot.
You: To far? Okay.
Stranger: Master! Prongs has important information to share!
You: Yes, Slave, what is it!
Stranger: Lily finally said yes to me.
Stranger: !
You: It's a miracle!
Stranger: It's fate.
You: Finally! Took long enough, mate! Yes Indeed!
Stranger: Clearly, that makes me YOUR master.
You: .. Oh, no. It does.
Stranger: And Remus is only a step behind you.
Stranger: .. And then there's Peter..
You: Hey mate, ever find out what happened to him?
Stranger: No. I haven't spoken to him yet.
You: How curious. He used to be glued to the hip, Now he's like.. Unfindable
Stranger: He's still a little glued to the hip, mostly mine. Because I'm the leader now :)
You: .. I'll let you have your moment, cause you finally got Evans, but the power will return to me eventually.
Stranger: The power was never with you.
You: What about the force?
Stranger: No, only slavery.
You: Damn, I was really looking forward to making you guys my slave and continue to my every whim.
Stranger: ... I already did that.
You: True, true. But it should happen again.
Stranger: Never, ever. Never
You: It will happen, Prongs.
You: Just wait.
Stranger: I'm not making that mistake again, Padfoot.
Stranger: Besides, I have to look good in front of Evans. Who is now reading over my shoulder.
You: Ohh, Hiya Evans! Prongs LOVES YOU!
Stranger: No no. Bad Padfoot!
Stranger: She went back to her dorm, thanks alot.
You: Aw, Well, someone had to tell her!
You: But of course with your obsessive stalking i guess she already knew.
Stranger: I dont 'love' her. And I dont stalk her.
You: You do love her, and you did stalk her mate.
You: It was kind of creepy, actually.
Stranger: No one asked for your opinion.
Stranger: And I don't love her.
You: .. Do to.
Stranger: Do not. How do you even think that?
You: How do you not?
You: You've been after her for years, and haven't even considered any other girl.
Stranger: The only person I love is you Paddyfoot! 3
You: Aw! I'm blushing, Prongsie! 3
Stranger: Aw, I feel so special!(:
You: You should! You are almost the best wizard in the school!
Stranger: I am the best wizard in the school.
You: Your a lunatic, if you think you are better than me!
You: *you're
Stranger: Oh how could I think otherwise! Of course I'm not!
You: You are! Maybe you should go to the Hospital Wing. Have your lunacy checked out.
Stranger: I'm perfectly fine. I am WAY better than you.
You: No! You aren't even CLOSE to me.
Stranger: I'm not close to you.
Stranger: I'm better.
You: Better at being not the best.
Stranger: Quite the opposite. Obviously, I have to be better than you to get Evans.
You: I didn't want Evans, But most all the other witches I did get, so HA.
Stranger: How can you not want Evans?
Stranger: I just dont understand.
You: Well, do you want me to want her?
You: Cause that is kind of weird, mate
Stranger: No no! Im just saying.
Stranger: You know what I mean.
You: Yes I do. But she's more of your kind of Witch
Stranger: Eh.
Stranger: It's boring without you here mate.
You: Well, I get I could just leave now. I only have ten minutes left anyway, and I'm the only one here.
Stranger: Yeah but the fat lady changed the password and no one knows what it is. She forgot.
You: Oh, hahah, That sucks, That fat lady, is Barmy, I say
Stranger: She says the same about you.
You: She's jealous.
Stranger: No one is jealous of you.
You: Wormtail definitely is.
Stranger: He doesn't count.
You: .. Remus?
Stranger: He's not jealous of you. I just asked him
You: How did that come up?
Stranger: You said he was so I asked him.
Stranger: Face it, no one is jealous of you.
You: Remus, is to shy to admit it, and everybody is
Stranger: Remus? Shy? I don't think so. No one is jealous of you.
You: He is shy. And yes
Stranger: Okay, besides Remus and Snivellus, name one.
You: Um, PETER!
You: (:
Stranger: I already told you, he doesnt count either. He's jealous of everyone.
You: Hahah, True.
You: Frank?
Stranger: Not at all.
You: He is too.
Stranger: I'l ask him.
Stranger: * I'll
You: Okay, you do that.
Stranger: He just laughed and walked away soo... no.
You: He's to jealous to say anything.
Stranger: No one is jealous of you!
Stranger: :)
You: That hurts my feeling, Prongs)':
You: But i guess nobody is jealous of you either!
Stranger: You're jealous of me.
You: Nope. Not a bit.
Stranger: How not?
You: Why in Merlin's beard would i be jealous of you?
Stranger: Why would you not be?
You: Have you seen your hair? It's a mess! and those glasses?
Stranger: They both make me hot.
You: They both make you, not.
Stranger: Oh whatever. You;re just mad because no one is jealous of you.
Stranger: *you're
You: People are jealous of me!
Stranger: Nope. No one.
You: Why do you insist on hurting me, Prongs? ):
You: Best mates aren't supposed to belittle other best mates
Stranger: I am so sorry Paddyfoot! /3
You: You should be Prongsie! /3 You totally... HEY! I can leave Detention now!
Stranger: You could leave five minutes ago.
Stranger: Do you forgive me Paddyfoot?
You: Well, You distracted me then, and Fine, I forgive you.
Stranger: Yess! I'm back in!
You: Last chance though, Prongsie!
Stranger: Yes sir! I wont ruin it.
You: Good! Well, let's admit it! We could never stay mad at each other!
Stranger: No, we need each other too much.
Stranger: It's unhealthy, really.
You: I agree, but a good kind of unhealthy
Stranger: Yeah. Do me a favor?
Stranger: Please Paddyfoot?
You: Okay, what is it?
Stranger: Check to see if Snivellus is still at the lake. Peter has the map..
You: Okay, I will.
Stranger: I don't think I'm ever getting the map back. He's had it for two weeks.
You: What would Wormtail do with the map?
You: We are the one with the pranks
Stranger: I have no idea. He borrowed my cloak yesterday too..
You: The Invisibility cloak? Merlin, what does he need that for!
Stranger: He won't tell me anything. Nothing at all.
You: When did he actually start doing stuff on his own?
You: Cause for some reason I don't feel to good about it.
Stranger: I don't know. I trust him, I guess.
You: I'm not so sure. I trust him, I do, but it's just strange, I guess
You: But hey! I see Snivellus right by the lake
Stranger: Why hasn't he left yet? He's been there all day!
Stranger: And... I saw Peter talking to Lestrange yesterday.. and your brother.
You: My cousin and my brother?
You: That's not good.
Stranger: Yeah, I know. And Malfoy.
You: Definitely not good!
You: What would he be doing wiht them!
You: *with
Stranger: I have no idea. Maybe he was telling them off or something.
Stranger: But that's not what it looked like.. they were whispering, Paddyfoot.
You: Oh, Merlin Prongsie, I really hope nothing bad is happening.
Stranger: Maybe.. I don't know. Should we talk to him?
You: I think we have too. Cause that is definitely not a normal thing, to happen. Him talking to Lestrange, my brother and Malfoy.
You: And he isn't really one to tell someone off.
Stranger: Okay, Paddyfoot. We will talk to him. If we ever find him.
Stranger: Do you think he is leaving Hogwarts? Or is the map wrong?..
You: He's leaving? I don't know. Wanna go see?
Stranger: How do we do that?
Stranger: He could be anywhere.
You: Um, Well were would he go, honestly.
Stranger: I don't know Paddyfoot.
Stranger: Usually he is right behind us.
You: I know. What does Moony think? Is he still with you?
Stranger: Yeah but I feel like if I tell him he will jump to conclusions.
You: Yeah, Probably.
Stranger: Merlin, we need more friends. Either we are losers or no one else is cool enough to hang out with us.
You: No one else is cool enough.
Stranger: Of course you would say that.
You: What? How could you even doubt our coolness, Prongs?
Stranger: I don't know. Our group can't be that cool.. Peter is in it..
You: Well, We picked Peter, It's not like he was the only one who like us.
Stranger: Yeah, yeah. I guess we are really cool. I'm in it.
You: Yeah, but more importantly..
You: I'M IN IT:D
Stranger: No one cares.. Except me.
You: Ouch, and Aw
Stranger: And I only care sometimes.
You: and ouch.
Stranger: You know I don't hurt you.
You: I know, but still..
Stranger: Guess what, Padfoot.
You: More surprises? What is it, now?
Stranger: Evans knows about Moony.. being Moony.
You: You told her? Really, Prongs? After going out for not even 12 Hours?
Stranger: I didn't tell her, I swear!
You: How does she know?
Stranger: I have no idea. I always knew she was smart...
You: .. You told her
Stranger: I didn't tell her!
You: So she just... How do you know, she knows?
Stranger: She asked me. I said no, of course, but she doesn't believe me.
You: Well, now what then?
Stranger: I dunno. What should I tell her, Padfoot?
You: .. The truth, I guess
You: Jeez Prongs, you...
Stranger: What? I what?
You: You .. I don't really know right now, but I will
Stranger: Merlin Padfoot. Well I'm not telling her. You tell her.
You: ... I'm not dating her!
You: That's your job
Stranger: But Remus would have more trouble skinning you alive then he would me!
You: Well, I know he likes me better, as everybody does, but you have to break the werewolf news to your girlfrend, that is what you signed up for
Stranger: I didn't sign up for anything.
You: You followed her around like a lost puppy. You should have known what was gonna happen if you actually got her to go out with you.
Stranger: You calling me a puppy is ironic.
Stranger: But come on Paddyfoot! Please tell her! For me?
You: HA HA. And Fine! The things I do for you, James! You definitely owe me now!
You: I have to deal with your loose cannon of a girlfriend.
Stranger: Loose cannon? No way.
You: She's a little mad, and a lot scary, mate.
Stranger: Not really. Only to you.
You: You said she was scary to, you prat.
Stranger: Only to defend myself, git.
You: Want me to tell her or not?
Stranger: Yes, very much.
You: Them shut it!
Stranger: Okay Paddyfoot. :(
You: Still my best mate! but shut it!(:
Stranger: You're still my best mate... And my minion..
You: :(
Stranger: :)
You: Your skull is too thick
Stranger: And you're a minion.
You: I'm gonna shave of your "gorgeus
You: *off your *"Gorgeous" hair when you sleep
Stranger: NOOO!
You: Then Shut it! I am not, nor will ever be your minion!
Stranger: But... Everyone is a minion to James Potter :(
You: Wait until I tell Evans that :)
Stranger: Nooo!
You: Why Prongs? You SCARED of her? (:
Stranger: No.. Why should I be?
You: I think you are scared, and I think you should be.
Stranger: I'm not scared of my girlfriend.
You: Liar.
Stranger: I'm not! I'm not scared of anyone.
You: .. Lies.
Stranger: I'm really not.
You: Then why won't you tell her about Moony yourself?
Stranger: I would rather have Moony mad at you then at me. I'm not scared of him, I just don't want him mad at me.
You: But if he is mad at me that's fine?
You: Your girlfriend!
Stranger: You already agreed. You can't change your mind now.
You: Not a Hufflepuff, I don't have to be loyal:P
Stranger: But you're my best mate!
You: Fine, I will do it still
You: But I'm telling Remus you forced me!
Stranger: I'm not forcing you.
You: Used your Headboy power as a way to threaten me
You: I already have the whole story though
Stranger: But that would be lying!
You: (: OH! You know i would never do that to you mate!
Stranger: You hurt me, Paddyfoot. :(
You: Sorry Prongsie, Forgive me?
Stranger: I don't know..
You: What will it take?
Stranger: I have no idea.
Stranger: I'm wounded.
You: I am so awfully sorry!
Stranger: Alright, fine. I forgive you.
You: Yay! I can live again!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Evans went out to the lake.. Where Snivellus is.
You: .. Oh boy.
You: Not nervous are you Prongs?
Stranger: No. I just don't want her to end up forgiving him
You: She may be scary, but she is also kind, so ..
You: It can go either way..
Stranger: Make him go away :(
You: How should i do that now, Prongs?
Stranger: I don't know. Think of something. Remus is making me study.
You: Hahah, Poor bloke.
You: I could make a fake note saying the headmaster wants him? Or just hex him until he leaves?
You: Either or (:
Stranger: i
Stranger: I like the second one(:
You: Okay, .. But then i have to face Evans wrath
Stranger: She'll get over it.
You: Okay, I will, but only because you asked!
Stranger: Just don't tell her that.
You: Hahah, Scared. (: But I won't
Stranger: I'm not scared. And thank you.
You: .. scared, and I'm on my way, And the hexing begins
Stranger: If he beats you, I'm de-friending you.
You: There is NO way that greasy git, Snivellus is gonna beat the great Sirius Black, it's impossible.
Stranger: Yeah, yeah. I know. But really, I probably wouldn't talk to you for a while.
You: He won't win, don't get you knickers in a twist.
Stranger: I know he won't. Now hurry up!
You: Okay, Impatient
Stranger: Sorry.
You: How serious should the hex be? Hospital wing bad, or just leave in embarrassment and mild pain bad?
(haha, not a pun)
Stranger: Probably the second one, unless you want to get killed by my girlfriend.
You: Okay, the second one it it.
Stranger: You're such a great best mate.
You: I know! (:
You: But I do love to here it.
Stranger: I'm better though
You: no.. It may be a tie, though
Stranger: No, I'm better,
Stranger: * better.
You: Brb, gotta hex this sad unsuspecting bloke.
Stranger: Hurry up, I'll miss you Paddyfoot!
You: Ok I'll miss you to Prongsie!
Stranger: Tell me when you're done defeating the git.
You: Will do, It won't be to hard.
Stranger: Not at all,
Stranger: * all. Merlin -_-
You: Boy, she did not look to happy.
Stranger: What happened Padfoot?
You: Well I did the hexing thing. He fought back, I went harder his hair turned purple, His finger a little bent all weird, then he left. And your girlfriend has a very chilling and terrifying glare.
Stranger: Ah, I see. But he actually fought back?
You: Yeah, a few times, but I'm better, and obviously won.
Stranger: Of course. Well, thanks.
You: Your welcome, but I am going to be avoiding your girlfriend for the next couple of days, that's for sure
Stranger: She won't do anything. Just yell at you
You: Oh, Well that's good
You: Better than anything else i guess
Stranger: I hope...
You: .. Well, What is it? Should I be worried or not, Prongs?
Stranger: I'm not sure yet.
Stranger: Ask me later.
You: : |
Stranger: :)?
You: :P Fine
Stranger: :) ...minion...
You: Would you stop? You cause a lot of mayhem you know that? Almost more then I do
Stranger: It's fine, it's only Padfoot.
You: : | Not amusing
Stranger: I didn't ask your opinion, now did I?
You: ):
You: Mean
Stranger: I'm just bored. I'm still being forced to study.
You: What subject you lonely bloke?
Stranger: Muggle Studies.
Stranger: you prat.
You: Oh, Be useful for once, and see if this weird thingies are in there, would ya?
Stranger: I'm not actually studying.
Stranger: I'm only 'studying'
You: Oh, that's why your grades are so lousy!
You: Because you 'study'
Stranger: Oh like you don't 'study'
You: ..
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Entertain me,
You: How so my dashing, Prongs?
Stranger: I don't know. Just... Entertain me.
You: .. Hi
Stranger: Some Marauder you are..
You: Well, I don't see you entertaining me
Stranger: You never asked me to.
You: Okay, Entertain me
Stranger: Fine.
Stranger: When I get really bored I like to think of what it would be like if you and Remus were in love. It adds a little something to our group, don't you think?
You: .. No,
You: That is very strange Prongs and please don't ever think of that, ever
Stranger: You're fault for being gay.
You: I am not gay!
Stranger: Shhhhh don't ruin it!
You: Maybe you are the gay one
Stranger: Lily?
You: .. Fantasizing about to guys being gay..
You: That was ALL you
Stranger: I was just trying to entertain you
You: Maybe you were just 'entertaining' yourself
You: Creeper(:
Stranger: Whatever you say
You: Sometimes I think about McGonagall having a Hotter sister
Stranger: I bet you think about Dumbledore too.
You: No, That's just you.
Stranger: No! Oh Merlin no!
Stranger: Can we change the subject?
You: Lol, You started the subject!
Stranger: But...
You: Okay, we can change it.
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: I told Lily...
You: What?
Stranger: I told her about Remus and he said it was okay.
You: .. Really?
Stranger: Yeah.
You: It was that easy?
Stranger: Yeah, he said he was planning on telling her anyways.
You: I feel so out of the loop.
Stranger: Because you're a loser.
Stranger: I'm sorry Paddyfoooooottt!
You: You just like to kick the dog when it's down, don't you?
Stranger: In my defense, i was kicking your human form.
You: Oh, much better! Not.
Stranger: I said sorryyy.
Stranger: Take me back?
You: Always.
Stranger: Yess! :)
You: You're welcome(:
Stranger: Thank you, Paddyfoot.
You: Prongsie, How have you been, mate?
Stranger: Bored.
You: Me too! We need to do something!
Stranger: I wish. Remus won't let me out. And you don't have the password.
You: What is it then?
Stranger: I don't know.
You: That sucks.
Stranger: So does my life.l
Stranger: * life.
You: But you finally have Lily!
Stranger: I'm going to die of boredom. Is that even possible?
You: I don't now. Possibly.
Stranger: Entertain me?
You: I'll try.
Stranger: Yes!
You: Never have I ever thought about being with another guy.
Stranger: Not this again..
Stranger: Aw, come on! You and Wormtail...
You: D:
You: EW
Stranger: You're breaking his poor rat-like heart!
You: Have you seen that bloke?
You: Even if I was gay, I would have better standards than him!
Stranger: Right, right. And I suppose Moony isn't your type...
Stranger: I got it!
Stranger: Snape!
Stranger: ;)
You: Ghastly!
You: I'm appalled!
You: .. That's more Lily's Forte(;
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
You: My bad [:
Stranger: -_-
You: ;[ Mustache
Stranger: .
Stranger: ...
Stranger: no.
You: :3 Mustache?
Stranger: I'm too busy ignoring you.
Stranger: ...
You: I'm SORRY!
You: I take it back!
Stranger: no.
You: She is totally into crazy heard nerd with glasses who carries a snitch, even though he is a chaser,
Stranger: It took me seven bloody years!
You: *haired
Stranger: I'm the seeker...
You: Well, That's your fault!
Stranger: How is that my fault?
Stranger: It's not my fault she's so bloody stubborn.
You: Some may say you are the Chaser some may say seeker, and It's your fault you made such a bad first impression!
You: and hundred of other bad impressions!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: You're not really helping your case.
You: ... Chaser, Your fault, You suck
You: No, I think I got it all.
Stranger: I'm seeker!
You: ... chaser
Stranger: Padfoot, really, I'm seeker. -_-
You: Wanna bet?
Stranger: Tomorrows game, I'll be the one catching the snitch, leading our house to victory.
Stranger: Wait a minute!
Stranger: You're chaser!
You: We're both chaser..
Stranger: No I'm not!
Stranger: I think I'm going to kill you...
You: ... Wait, I don't think I'm a chaser.
You: I think you're the chaser
Stranger: You're confused
You: Very much so.
Stranger: I'm seeker and you're chaser. I'm 100% sure.
Stranger: You hate being seeker.
You: .. What if I'm neither?
Stranger: FORGET IT!
You: .. Okay
Stranger: Merlin Padfoot...
You: Hey, I just took some mild hexes for you.
Stranger: What?
You: .. You're attention has little range, Prongs
Stranger: Prongs is confused.
You: So is Padfoot.
You: I bet Moony would know what is happening.
Stranger: Paddyfffoooottttttttttttttttt!
You: Prongsssiiiiiieeee!
Stranger: Moony hit me with his book! :(
You: Moony, that wasn't very nice of you.
Stranger: He says he doesn't care.
You: He's a good marauder(:
Stranger: :O
You: q: Better than you!(:
You: JK
Stranger: Fine, then be best mates with him. ;/
Stranger: I don't need you anyways!
You: I could never do that Prongsie!
You: I need you, though!
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Alright, fine.
You: Yay! (:
You: You won't regret it!
Stranger: I know :)
Stranger: I wouldn't be able to find someone good enough to replace you.
You: And I with you.
Stranger: I mean Lily's great and all.. But.. no.
You: And all my witches are good and all.. but you are... yeah
Stranger: All your witches? You have none.
You: I have a ton!
Stranger: None.
You: I know you've seen them.
Stranger: No, haven't any idea what you're talking about.
You: Prongs. You quit lying right now.
Stranger: Not lying.
You: You are too! You've seen them. I know you have!
Stranger: No, you're gay.
You: Not gay. ):
You: You're gay!
Stranger: I have Lily.
You: Maybe she's gay.
Stranger: That still wouldn't make me gay.
Stranger: And she has me, so she can't be.
You: Maybe you are both gay, and are just dating to cover up your guys' gayness.
Stranger: And is that why you say I 'love' her?
You: You 'love' me? Could be Platonic love.
Stranger: You're an idiot.
You: Git.
Stranger: Oh shush, Padfoot.
You: Yes sir, Prongs!
Stranger: That'
Stranger: * That's more like it.
You: I can learn.
You: (:
Stranger: Hopefully.
You: I'm a good minion.
Stranger: Yes, sometimes. Other times you deny your slavery.
You: Sometimes I feel superior to petty titles.
Stranger: Yes, yet you tend to my every need.
You: We have a complex relationship.
Stranger: You still obey me.
You: I know, but other people don't have to
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: People don't have to know I obey you.
Stranger: Thats true.
You: Yes it is. I will be your minion in private.
Stranger: You already are :)
You: :P
You: No need to brag.
Stranger: It's hard not to.
You: Right, Beacuse the Great Potter is so amazing! It has to be shared with the world, tight?
You: *right?
Stranger: Yes, but no. Because I have such an amazing minion!
You: I'm the best minion ever!:D
Stranger: Well, I wouldn't say the best 'ever'
You: ...
You: :|
Stranger: Sorry, sorry.
Stranger: I'm kidding Paddyfoot!
You: Better be Prongsie!
You: I work really hard!
Stranger: I know. I take you for granted.
You: You do):
Stranger: Forgive me, Paddyfoot?
You: Forgiven, Prongs.
Stranger: Yess!
You: I Know Right!
You: .. BFFL!
Stranger: I said never again!
Stranger: Never say it again. :/
You: Okay):
You: I promise
Stranger: Okay, good. Someone might think we're gay.
You: : P
You: You already do
Stranger: I don't really count.
You: Do you ever?(:
Stranger: Well, that wasn't very nice.
You: Sorry.
Stranger: It's okay. I'm used to it after chasing Lily around for seven years. It doesn't effect me.
You: Lol
You: Well you finally got her!
Stranger: And what a great accomplishment!
You: Yes! You guys make a dashing couple!
Stranger: That's because I'm a dashing person!
You: Evans is better.
Stranger: No way.
You: Yes way.
Stranger: How so?
You: She's hotter than you.
Stranger: That's not even possible.
You: It's sooo possible.\
Stranger: No one is hotter than me!
You: .. I am.
Stranger: Oh yes! Of course! What was I thinking?
You: I know! You are so forgetful!
Stranger: Of course. Sirius Black is hotter than me!
You: Finally!
You: He admits it!
Stranger: Sarcasm.
You: ... No sarcasm.
Stranger: yeah, sarcasm.
You: Why do you insist on being difficult.
You: *?
Stranger: Why do you insist on being not as hot as me?
You: I don't, because I'm hotter than you.
Stranger: But you're not, sorry Paddyfoot.
You: Prongsie? De Nile isn't just a river in Egypt.
Stranger: Don't.. just.. no. That was so lame it hurts.
You: ): I got it off of some muggle kid show.
You: I liked it.
Stranger: Well, you're lame also.
You: ): You aren't in a very good Prongsie.
Stranger: Don't let me abuse you, Padfoot.
You: Well a slave can't really stand up for themselves can they?
Stranger: You can if you're Sirius Black.
You: ..
Damn right!
Stranger: Yes, I am. I always am.
You: Tis is why you are Headboy
Stranger: Honestly, I have no idea why. I thought it was going to be Remus.
You: Me too!
Stranger: I guess my sexyness overpowered.
You: .. You're mad as a hatter, you are!
Stranger: I'm brilliant.
You: Not quite.
Stranger: Ouch, that wounded me,
You: Opps(:
Stranger: Your words, they hurt like knives.
You: Suck it up(:
