You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Harry Potter.

Stranger: Padfoot? Are you in detention?

You: Yup, I pranked a Slytherin.

Stranger: Nice one. Which one?

You: Snivellus, of course.

Stranger: I kind of promised Evans I wouldn't do anything to him..

You: Oh, I'll just have to make up for your loss(:

Stranger: Okay, cool. When are you getting out of there?

You: In about fifteen minutes.

Stranger: Do you have detention again tomorrow?

You: No, I got out of it cause of Quidditch.

Stranger: Tomorrow is a full moon..

Stranger: We have to help Moony.

You: Oh, yeah, after dinner? Or earlier?

Stranger: After. I think...

You: Okay, make sure Wormtail knows.

Stranger: About that.. He's not going.

You: Why not?

Stranger: Got no idea. He won't tell me. He says he's busy.

You: HE seems to be busy a lot these days..

Stranger: It's not like he has other friends.

Stranger: Sorry, sorry. That was mean.

You: No, no, It's true. He really doesn't.

Stranger: I know. So what could he possibly be doing? He disappears off the map and he's not in the RoR.

You: Maybe he escaped to the Shrieking Shack, to prepare for tomorrow night?

Stranger: Everyday?

Stranger: But he's not even going to be helping tomorrow.

You: Oh, yeah.. That is really suspicious

You: It's not a girlfriend, do you think?

Stranger: No way!

Stranger: If I can't get Evans he can't get a girlfriend.

You: Hahah, You're right mate. Not possible.

Stranger: But I do have a plan.

Stranger: For Evans, that is.

You: And, what is that, my dear Prongs?

Stranger: I'm not going to be a prat towards her.

You: That might be a good start. I can't imagine a girl would like that.

You: Prats, that is.

Stranger: It's going to be hard. So you need to help me not be a prat.

Stranger: Which you're not very good at either.

You: I'm better than you. Or at least I like to think I am.

Stranger: Not really. We're about even. But I guess it's better to help someone else than to do it yourself.

You: Exactly. You'll get Evans sooner or later, Prongs.

You: I mean you are almost as good looking as me.

Stranger: You mean, better looking.

You: No, almost as good looking.

Stranger: Better looking. Ask anyone.

You: Thet will say I am better looking.

You: Trust me. I've seen you and myself, and I take the treacle tart.

Stranger: I'm still better looking.

Stranger: I mean I'm James Potter. I'm better looking than everyone.

You: I'm Sirius, Prongs. I'm the best at this whole school.

Stranger: No way. I am.

You: Wanna duel about it, I'm better at that too.

Stranger: Cant. Promised Evans.

You: You are so whipped, and you aren't even dating her yet.

Stranger: I am not whipped!

You: Yes you are, mate!

You: The whole 6th and 7th year classes know it.

Stranger: I am not whipped! How am I supposed to duel someone who isnt in the same room as me?

You: You get off your lazy arse and find me.

Stranger: No thanks.

Stranger: My arse is fine on the couch.

You: I bet if I was Evans you would have already been here ten minutes ago.

Stranger: I.. No...

You: Whipped!

Stranger: I'm not whipped!

You: Prove it.

Stranger: You prove it.

You: You would do anything for this witch.

You: Already have.

Stranger: Well, she is a very persuasive and scary witch.

Stranger: That does not mean I'm whipped.

You: It does a little bit.

Stranger: No it doesn't. You're whipped.

You: Oh, yeah? How so?

You: By whom? Because no witch is tying me down, ever.

Stranger: Just be quiet. No Marauder is whipped.

You: Ya sure? I can think of one.(:

Stranger: Well it's not Prongs.

You: Moony? No way.

Stranger: How about Padfoot? That bloke is whipped by everyone.

You: No. If anything, everybody is whipped by Padfoot.

Stranger: Oh yes. Everybody.

Stranger: I bow to your superior.

You: That's more like it! Finally you realize my Brilliant-ness.

Stranger: You have no brilliant-ness.

You: I'll have you know, I am over flowing with brilliant-ness!

Stranger: Oh yeah? Persuade me.

You: I got 5 O.W.L.S

Stranger: Thats only because you're a Marauder.

Stranger: Wormtail even got 5.

You: Well, ..

Stranger: You're not very smart.

You: Leave me alone, Prongs.

You: I don't appreciate your attitude.

Stranger: No, my minion. I shall not leave you alone.

You: Not your minion.

You: You're my minion.

Stranger: Never. What are you going to do? Bark at me?

You: Bite you, more like it. What would you do? Carry me off to Santa Clause?

Stranger: Ouch, you wound me, Padfoot.

You: You deserve is you prat. I am no ones minion.

Stranger: Yes sir!

You: Very good, Prongs.

Stranger: You're a git.

Stranger: You know that? But it's okay, I'll still be you're best mate.

Stranger: *your

You: Thank you kind sir! and I expect the same on yours and Evans wedding day.(;

Stranger: I'm not going to get married to her.

Stranger: ... Yet.

You: You will, and Have Lil' Prongs and Evan babies!

Stranger: Oh shut up. You're going to die alone.

You: Maybe so, but I'll die sexier than you.

Stranger: No way. No one is sexier than me, minion.

You: Haven't we just talked about this, you big prat

Stranger: Yes but you should be honored to be my minion. Anyone would kill for that job.

You: Maybe Wormtail, but I'm to cool and sexy, to be someones equal, let alone a minion.

Stranger: Ha, yeah right. You wouldn't even make minion. You would be the minion to my minion.

You: Pssh! You wish! You'd be lucky to be Snivellus' minion.

Stranger: Snivellus is my slave. So are you.

You: Why am I friends with such a big headed git like you?

Stranger: You love me, Padfoot! 3

You: .. Sadly that is true. Who can resist such a foul, mischievous, rich ole' bloke like you? (;

Stranger: Apparently Evans can.. :(

You: Oh, well she's the only one with sense in all of Griffindor, that's why!(:

Stranger: You wound me.. Some best mate you are.

You: Oh come, Prongs! That was funny.

Stranger: Shut up minion. (:

You: :( Remus is my new best mate.

Stranger: NOOOO! Take me back!

You: Are you gonna behave yourself?

Stranger: Yes sir.

You: Good minion. You may continuing being my best mate then.

Stranger: I am glad to have the title of being your best mate..I'm not your minion though.

You: .. Since I am such a gracious master, I will not punish you for that. Minion.

Stranger: Fair enough.

You: I thought so.(:

Stranger: You're still a git.

You: You're still a prat.

Stranger: I'm not a prat. I'm your best mate.

You: My prat of a best mate.

Stranger: I'm not a prat. Don't make me call you my minion again.

You: .. Yes, sir

You: You are not a prat

Stranger: Good Padfoot. Now make me a sandwich.

You: Make your own sandwich, lazy git

Stranger: Aw, come on. Just one sandwich?

You: Fine, you owe me though.

Stranger: What ever shall I owe you?

You: You'll know when the time is right.

Stranger: ... I'm mad.

You: How so?

Stranger: Snape... Called Evans... The m word...

Stranger: Lets kill him.

You: Merlin! What a greasy git! Yes, let's!

Stranger: She just said we can't.

You: She's sticking up for that awful excuse for a wizard?

Stranger: Yes and I dont want to upset her. But I hate that word so much..

You: What good witch or wizard doesn't? It's damn right rubbish.

Stranger: And it makes it even worse that its Lily!

You: Yeah! Your Lily! Did you at least hex the git?

Stranger: No, but I will. And when you get out of detention you're helping me.

You: Of course. I am your miniom, after all. (;

Stranger: Yes, you are. But you would volunteer for this task anyways.

You: That i would. I'd never disagree to a good hex.

Stranger: Unless it's on me. You love me.

You: BFFL!3

You: Hahah, but less girly though.

Stranger: Never say that again. Or I will hex you.

Stranger: You will be punished, minion.

You: What about BMFL? That one good?

You: and I'm still not you minion.

Stranger: Yes you are.

Stranger: And no.. That one isnt good either.

You: Well Mister Prefect you come up with one!

You: And no I am not.

Stranger: Yes you are. You do everything I say, always, which makes you my minion.

Stranger: And I'm head boy not prefect. Prefect sounds like perfect.

You: It does, but I didn't come up with it. And why would YOU be Headboy?

You: Has the Professors gone mad?

Stranger: No, but that means I get to spend more time with Evans.

You: Yeah, but it also means you get less time to spend with your awesome best mate.

Stranger: I can deal with that.

You: )':

Stranger: Cheer up, mate!

You: I've been replaced.

Stranger: You could never be replaced! :O

You: I better not be! As much as I love Remus, he's not the same as you, mate!

You: .. and Peter.. Well... yeah.

Stranger: Of course he's not the same as me. I am the most amazing master on the planet!

You: You're to cocky for your own good, poor bloke, you are gonna get hexed so much, It's sad really

Stranger: No one can hex me. Except maybe.. Voldemort.

Stranger: Maybe.

You: You think you can beat him? Jeez, you really are cocky Prongs!

Stranger: I was kidding. Besides, you would save my arse.

You: Of, course! What else would a best mate do?

Stranger: I can see you going to Azkaban for murder one day..

Stranger: Can't you?

You: Little bit.

You: For a totally Bad- ass murder, though

Stranger: Yeah, sure. How is detention?

You: Boring, I am supposed to be cleaning Slughorns Cauldrons, but who has the time, right?

Stranger: Right, why would you do that when you can talk to your best mate through muggle objects?

You: Exactly! What are these funny contraptions called anyway?

Stranger: How am I supposed to know? Ask Snivellus.

You: Like I would talk to that greasy git

Stranger: I've never hated him as much as I do now.

You: He really stepped up his Prat- ee- ness, hasn't he?

Stranger: I can't even begin to explain how dead he is.

You: Well, someone is to whipped to actually do bodily harm to precious Snivellus.

Stranger: I'm not whipped! You're whipped!

You: Weak argument, Prongs. I'm ashamed, I thought I taught you better then that.

Stranger: I'm sorry, master.

You: You should be, slave/ minion

Stranger: Could you ever forgive me?

You: Yes, I guess, I could perhaps find it in my heart to forgive your dire mistake.

Stranger: Dont push it, Padfoot.

You: To far? Okay.

Stranger: Master! Prongs has important information to share!

You: Yes, Slave, what is it!

Stranger: Lily finally said yes to me.

Stranger: !

You: It's a miracle!

Stranger: It's fate.

You: Finally! Took long enough, mate! Yes Indeed!

Stranger: Clearly, that makes me YOUR master.

You: .. Oh, no. It does.

Stranger: And Remus is only a step behind you.

Stranger: .. And then there's Peter..

You: Hey mate, ever find out what happened to him?

Stranger: No. I haven't spoken to him yet.

You: How curious. He used to be glued to the hip, Now he's like.. Unfindable

Stranger: He's still a little glued to the hip, mostly mine. Because I'm the leader now :)

You: .. I'll let you have your moment, cause you finally got Evans, but the power will return to me eventually.

Stranger: The power was never with you.

You: What about the force?

Stranger: No, only slavery.

You: Damn, I was really looking forward to making you guys my slave and continue to my every whim.

Stranger: ... I already did that.

You: True, true. But it should happen again.

Stranger: Never, ever. Never

You: It will happen, Prongs.

You: Just wait.

Stranger: I'm not making that mistake again, Padfoot.

Stranger: Besides, I have to look good in front of Evans. Who is now reading over my shoulder.

You: Ohh, Hiya Evans! Prongs LOVES YOU!

Stranger: No no. Bad Padfoot!

Stranger: She went back to her dorm, thanks alot.

You: Aw, Well, someone had to tell her!

You: But of course with your obsessive stalking i guess she already knew.

Stranger: I dont 'love' her. And I dont stalk her.

You: You do love her, and you did stalk her mate.

You: It was kind of creepy, actually.

Stranger: No one asked for your opinion.

Stranger: And I don't love her.

You: .. Do to.

Stranger: Do not. How do you even think that?

You: How do you not?

You: You've been after her for years, and haven't even considered any other girl.

Stranger: The only person I love is you Paddyfoot! 3

You: Aw! I'm blushing, Prongsie! 3

Stranger: Aw, I feel so special!(:

You: You should! You are almost the best wizard in the school!

Stranger: I am the best wizard in the school.

You: Your a lunatic, if you think you are better than me!

You: *you're

Stranger: Oh how could I think otherwise! Of course I'm not!

You: You are! Maybe you should go to the Hospital Wing. Have your lunacy checked out.

Stranger: I'm perfectly fine. I am WAY better than you.

You: No! You aren't even CLOSE to me.

Stranger: I'm not close to you.

Stranger: I'm better.

You: Better at being not the best.

Stranger: Quite the opposite. Obviously, I have to be better than you to get Evans.

You: I didn't want Evans, But most all the other witches I did get, so HA.

Stranger: How can you not want Evans?

Stranger: I just dont understand.

You: Well, do you want me to want her?

You: Cause that is kind of weird, mate

Stranger: No no! Im just saying.

Stranger: You know what I mean.

You: Yes I do. But she's more of your kind of Witch

Stranger: Eh.

Stranger: It's boring without you here mate.

You: Well, I get I could just leave now. I only have ten minutes left anyway, and I'm the only one here.

Stranger: Yeah but the fat lady changed the password and no one knows what it is. She forgot.

You: Oh, hahah, That sucks, That fat lady, is Barmy, I say

Stranger: She says the same about you.

You: She's jealous.

Stranger: No one is jealous of you.

You: Wormtail definitely is.

Stranger: He doesn't count.

You: .. Remus?

Stranger: He's not jealous of you. I just asked him

You: How did that come up?

Stranger: You said he was so I asked him.

Stranger: Face it, no one is jealous of you.

You: Remus, is to shy to admit it, and everybody is

Stranger: Remus? Shy? I don't think so. No one is jealous of you.

You: He is shy. And yes

Stranger: Okay, besides Remus and Snivellus, name one.

You: Um, PETER!

You: (:

Stranger: I already told you, he doesnt count either. He's jealous of everyone.

You: Hahah, True.

You: Frank?

Stranger: Not at all.

You: He is too.

Stranger: I'l ask him.

Stranger: * I'll

You: Okay, you do that.

Stranger: He just laughed and walked away soo... no.

You: He's to jealous to say anything.

Stranger: No one is jealous of you!

Stranger: :)

You: That hurts my feeling, Prongs)':

You: But i guess nobody is jealous of you either!

Stranger: You're jealous of me.

You: Nope. Not a bit.

Stranger: How not?

You: Why in Merlin's beard would i be jealous of you?

Stranger: Why would you not be?

You: Have you seen your hair? It's a mess! and those glasses?

Stranger: They both make me hot.

You: They both make you, not.

Stranger: Oh whatever. You;re just mad because no one is jealous of you.

Stranger: *you're

You: People are jealous of me!

Stranger: Nope. No one.

You: Why do you insist on hurting me, Prongs? ):

You: Best mates aren't supposed to belittle other best mates

Stranger: I am so sorry Paddyfoot! /3

You: You should be Prongsie! /3 You totally... HEY! I can leave Detention now!

Stranger: You could leave five minutes ago.

Stranger: Do you forgive me Paddyfoot?

You: Well, You distracted me then, and Fine, I forgive you.

Stranger: Yess! I'm back in!

You: Last chance though, Prongsie!

Stranger: Yes sir! I wont ruin it.

You: Good! Well, let's admit it! We could never stay mad at each other!

Stranger: No, we need each other too much.

Stranger: It's unhealthy, really.

You: I agree, but a good kind of unhealthy

Stranger: Yeah. Do me a favor?

Stranger: Please Paddyfoot?

You: Okay, what is it?

Stranger: Check to see if Snivellus is still at the lake. Peter has the map..

You: Okay, I will.

Stranger: I don't think I'm ever getting the map back. He's had it for two weeks.

You: What would Wormtail do with the map?

You: We are the one with the pranks

Stranger: I have no idea. He borrowed my cloak yesterday too..

You: The Invisibility cloak? Merlin, what does he need that for!

Stranger: He won't tell me anything. Nothing at all.

You: When did he actually start doing stuff on his own?

You: Cause for some reason I don't feel to good about it.

Stranger: I don't know. I trust him, I guess.

You: I'm not so sure. I trust him, I do, but it's just strange, I guess

You: But hey! I see Snivellus right by the lake

Stranger: Why hasn't he left yet? He's been there all day!

Stranger: And... I saw Peter talking to Lestrange yesterday.. and your brother.

You: My cousin and my brother?

You: That's not good.

Stranger: Yeah, I know. And Malfoy.

You: Definitely not good!

You: What would he be doing wiht them!

You: *with

Stranger: I have no idea. Maybe he was telling them off or something.

Stranger: But that's not what it looked like.. they were whispering, Paddyfoot.

You: Oh, Merlin Prongsie, I really hope nothing bad is happening.

Stranger: Maybe.. I don't know. Should we talk to him?

You: I think we have too. Cause that is definitely not a normal thing, to happen. Him talking to Lestrange, my brother and Malfoy.

You: And he isn't really one to tell someone off.

Stranger: Okay, Paddyfoot. We will talk to him. If we ever find him.

Stranger: Do you think he is leaving Hogwarts? Or is the map wrong?..

You: He's leaving? I don't know. Wanna go see?

Stranger: How do we do that?

Stranger: He could be anywhere.

You: Um, Well were would he go, honestly.

Stranger: I don't know Paddyfoot.

Stranger: Usually he is right behind us.

You: I know. What does Moony think? Is he still with you?

Stranger: Yeah but I feel like if I tell him he will jump to conclusions.

You: Yeah, Probably.

Stranger: Merlin, we need more friends. Either we are losers or no one else is cool enough to hang out with us.

You: No one else is cool enough.

Stranger: Of course you would say that.

You: What? How could you even doubt our coolness, Prongs?

Stranger: I don't know. Our group can't be that cool.. Peter is in it..

You: Well, We picked Peter, It's not like he was the only one who like us.

Stranger: Yeah, yeah. I guess we are really cool. I'm in it.

You: Yeah, but more importantly..

You: I'M IN IT:D

Stranger: No one cares.. Except me.

You: Ouch, and Aw

Stranger: And I only care sometimes.

You: and ouch.

Stranger: You know I don't hurt you.

You: I know, but still..

Stranger: Guess what, Padfoot.

You: More surprises? What is it, now?

Stranger: Evans knows about Moony.. being Moony.

You: You told her? Really, Prongs? After going out for not even 12 Hours?

Stranger: I didn't tell her, I swear!

You: How does she know?

Stranger: I have no idea. I always knew she was smart...

You: .. You told her

Stranger: I didn't tell her!

You: So she just... How do you know, she knows?

Stranger: She asked me. I said no, of course, but she doesn't believe me.

You: Well, now what then?

Stranger: I dunno. What should I tell her, Padfoot?

You: .. The truth, I guess

You: Jeez Prongs, you...

Stranger: What? I what?

You: You .. I don't really know right now, but I will

Stranger: Merlin Padfoot. Well I'm not telling her. You tell her.

You: ... I'm not dating her!

You: That's your job

Stranger: But Remus would have more trouble skinning you alive then he would me!

You: Well, I know he likes me better, as everybody does, but you have to break the werewolf news to your girlfrend, that is what you signed up for

Stranger: I didn't sign up for anything.

You: You followed her around like a lost puppy. You should have known what was gonna happen if you actually got her to go out with you.

Stranger: You calling me a puppy is ironic.

Stranger: But come on Paddyfoot! Please tell her! For me?

You: HA HA. And Fine! The things I do for you, James! You definitely owe me now!

You: I have to deal with your loose cannon of a girlfriend.

Stranger: Loose cannon? No way.

You: She's a little mad, and a lot scary, mate.

Stranger: Not really. Only to you.

You: You said she was scary to, you prat.

Stranger: Only to defend myself, git.

You: Want me to tell her or not?

Stranger: Yes, very much.

You: Them shut it!

Stranger: Okay Paddyfoot. :(

You: Still my best mate! but shut it!(:

Stranger: You're still my best mate... And my minion..

You: :(

Stranger: :)

You: Your skull is too thick

Stranger: And you're a minion.

You: I'm gonna shave of your "gorgeus

You: *off your *"Gorgeous" hair when you sleep

Stranger: NOOO!

You: Then Shut it! I am not, nor will ever be your minion!

Stranger: But... Everyone is a minion to James Potter :(

You: Wait until I tell Evans that :)

Stranger: Nooo!

You: Why Prongs? You SCARED of her? (:

Stranger: No.. Why should I be?

You: I think you are scared, and I think you should be.

Stranger: I'm not scared of my girlfriend.

You: Liar.

Stranger: I'm not! I'm not scared of anyone.

You: .. Lies.

Stranger: I'm really not.

You: Then why won't you tell her about Moony yourself?

Stranger: I would rather have Moony mad at you then at me. I'm not scared of him, I just don't want him mad at me.

You: But if he is mad at me that's fine?

You: Your girlfriend!

Stranger: You already agreed. You can't change your mind now.

You: Not a Hufflepuff, I don't have to be loyal:P

Stranger: But you're my best mate!

You: Fine, I will do it still

You: But I'm telling Remus you forced me!

Stranger: I'm not forcing you.

You: Used your Headboy power as a way to threaten me

You: I already have the whole story though

Stranger: But that would be lying!

You: (: OH! You know i would never do that to you mate!

Stranger: You hurt me, Paddyfoot. :(

You: Sorry Prongsie, Forgive me?

Stranger: I don't know..

You: What will it take?

Stranger: I have no idea.

Stranger: I'm wounded.

You: I am so awfully sorry!

Stranger: Alright, fine. I forgive you.

You: Yay! I can live again!

Stranger: :)

Stranger: Evans went out to the lake.. Where Snivellus is.

You: .. Oh boy.

You: Not nervous are you Prongs?

Stranger: No. I just don't want her to end up forgiving him

You: She may be scary, but she is also kind, so ..

You: It can go either way..

Stranger: Make him go away :(

You: How should i do that now, Prongs?

Stranger: I don't know. Think of something. Remus is making me study.

You: Hahah, Poor bloke.

You: I could make a fake note saying the headmaster wants him? Or just hex him until he leaves?

You: Either or (:

Stranger: i

Stranger: I like the second one(:

You: Okay, .. But then i have to face Evans wrath

Stranger: She'll get over it.

You: Okay, I will, but only because you asked!

Stranger: Just don't tell her that.

You: Hahah, Scared. (: But I won't

Stranger: I'm not scared. And thank you.

You: .. scared, and I'm on my way, And the hexing begins

Stranger: If he beats you, I'm de-friending you.

You: There is NO way that greasy git, Snivellus is gonna beat the great Sirius Black, it's impossible.

Stranger: Yeah, yeah. I know. But really, I probably wouldn't talk to you for a while.

You: He won't win, don't get you knickers in a twist.

Stranger: I know he won't. Now hurry up!

You: Okay, Impatient

Stranger: Sorry.

You: How serious should the hex be? Hospital wing bad, or just leave in embarrassment and mild pain bad?
(haha, not a pun)

Stranger: Probably the second one, unless you want to get killed by my girlfriend.

You: Okay, the second one it it.

Stranger: You're such a great best mate.

You: I know! (:

You: But I do love to here it.

Stranger: I'm better though

You: no.. It may be a tie, though

Stranger: No, I'm better,

Stranger: * better.

You: Brb, gotta hex this sad unsuspecting bloke.

Stranger: Hurry up, I'll miss you Paddyfoot!

You: Ok I'll miss you to Prongsie!

Stranger: Tell me when you're done defeating the git.

You: Will do, It won't be to hard.

Stranger: Not at all,

Stranger: * all. Merlin -_-

You: Boy, she did not look to happy.

Stranger: What happened Padfoot?

You: Well I did the hexing thing. He fought back, I went harder his hair turned purple, His finger a little bent all weird, then he left. And your girlfriend has a very chilling and terrifying glare.

Stranger: Ah, I see. But he actually fought back?

You: Yeah, a few times, but I'm better, and obviously won.

Stranger: Of course. Well, thanks.

You: Your welcome, but I am going to be avoiding your girlfriend for the next couple of days, that's for sure

Stranger: She won't do anything. Just yell at you

You: Oh, Well that's good

You: Better than anything else i guess

Stranger: I hope...

You: .. Well, What is it? Should I be worried or not, Prongs?

Stranger: I'm not sure yet.

Stranger: Ask me later.

You: : |

Stranger: :)?

You: :P Fine

Stranger: :) ...minion...

You: Would you stop? You cause a lot of mayhem you know that? Almost more then I do

Stranger: It's fine, it's only Padfoot.

You: : | Not amusing

Stranger: I didn't ask your opinion, now did I?

You: ):

You: Mean

Stranger: I'm just bored. I'm still being forced to study.

You: What subject you lonely bloke?

Stranger: Muggle Studies.

Stranger: you prat.

You: Oh, Be useful for once, and see if this weird thingies are in there, would ya?

Stranger: I'm not actually studying.

Stranger: I'm only 'studying'

You: Oh, that's why your grades are so lousy!

You: Because you 'study'

Stranger: Oh like you don't 'study'

You: ..

Stranger: :)

Stranger: Entertain me,

You: How so my dashing, Prongs?

Stranger: I don't know. Just... Entertain me.

You: .. Hi

Stranger: Some Marauder you are..

You: Well, I don't see you entertaining me

Stranger: You never asked me to.

You: Okay, Entertain me

Stranger: Fine.

Stranger: When I get really bored I like to think of what it would be like if you and Remus were in love. It adds a little something to our group, don't you think?

You: .. No,

You: That is very strange Prongs and please don't ever think of that, ever

Stranger: You're fault for being gay.

You: I am not gay!

Stranger: Shhhhh don't ruin it!

You: Maybe you are the gay one

Stranger: Lily?

You: .. Fantasizing about to guys being gay..

You: That was ALL you

Stranger: I was just trying to entertain you

You: Maybe you were just 'entertaining' yourself

You: Creeper(:

Stranger: Whatever you say

You: Sometimes I think about McGonagall having a Hotter sister

Stranger: I bet you think about Dumbledore too.

You: No, That's just you.

Stranger: No! Oh Merlin no!

Stranger: Can we change the subject?

You: Lol, You started the subject!

Stranger: But...

You: Okay, we can change it.

Stranger: Yes!

Stranger: I told Lily...

You: What?

Stranger: I told her about Remus and he said it was okay.

You: .. Really?

Stranger: Yeah.

You: It was that easy?

Stranger: Yeah, he said he was planning on telling her anyways.

You: I feel so out of the loop.

Stranger: Because you're a loser.

Stranger: I'm sorry Paddyfoooooottt!

You: You just like to kick the dog when it's down, don't you?

Stranger: In my defense, i was kicking your human form.

You: Oh, much better! Not.

Stranger: I said sorryyy.

Stranger: Take me back?

You: Always.

Stranger: Yess! :)

You: You're welcome(:

Stranger: Thank you, Paddyfoot.

You: Prongsie, How have you been, mate?

Stranger: Bored.

You: Me too! We need to do something!

Stranger: I wish. Remus won't let me out. And you don't have the password.

You: What is it then?

Stranger: I don't know.

You: That sucks.

Stranger: So does my life.l

Stranger: * life.

You: But you finally have Lily!

Stranger: I'm going to die of boredom. Is that even possible?

You: I don't now. Possibly.

Stranger: Entertain me?

You: I'll try.

Stranger: Yes!

You: Never have I ever thought about being with another guy.

Stranger: Not this again..

Stranger: Aw, come on! You and Wormtail...

You: D:

You: EW

Stranger: You're breaking his poor rat-like heart!

You: Have you seen that bloke?

You: Even if I was gay, I would have better standards than him!

Stranger: Right, right. And I suppose Moony isn't your type...

Stranger: I got it!

Stranger: Snape!

Stranger: ;)

You: Ghastly!

You: I'm appalled!

You: .. That's more Lily's Forte(;

Stranger: -_-

Stranger: ...

Stranger: ...

Stranger: ...

Stranger: ...

You: My bad [:

Stranger: -_-

You: ;[ Mustache

Stranger: .

Stranger: ...

Stranger: no.

You: :3 Mustache?

Stranger: I'm too busy ignoring you.

Stranger: ...

You: I'm SORRY!

You: I take it back!

Stranger: no.

You: She is totally into crazy heard nerd with glasses who carries a snitch, even though he is a chaser,

Stranger: It took me seven bloody years!

You: *haired

Stranger: I'm the seeker...

You: Well, That's your fault!

Stranger: How is that my fault?

Stranger: It's not my fault she's so bloody stubborn.

You: Some may say you are the Chaser some may say seeker, and It's your fault you made such a bad first impression!

You: and hundred of other bad impressions!

Stranger: ...

Stranger: You're not really helping your case.

You: ... Chaser, Your fault, You suck

You: No, I think I got it all.

Stranger: I'm seeker!

You: ... chaser

Stranger: Padfoot, really, I'm seeker. -_-

You: Wanna bet?

Stranger: Tomorrows game, I'll be the one catching the snitch, leading our house to victory.

Stranger: Wait a minute!

Stranger: You're chaser!

You: We're both chaser..

Stranger: No I'm not!

Stranger: I think I'm going to kill you...

You: ... Wait, I don't think I'm a chaser.

You: I think you're the chaser

Stranger: You're confused

You: Very much so.

Stranger: I'm seeker and you're chaser. I'm 100% sure.

Stranger: You hate being seeker.

You: .. What if I'm neither?

Stranger: FORGET IT!

You: .. Okay

Stranger: Merlin Padfoot...

You: Hey, I just took some mild hexes for you.

Stranger: What?

You: .. You're attention has little range, Prongs

Stranger: Prongs is confused.

You: So is Padfoot.

You: I bet Moony would know what is happening.

Stranger: Paddyfffoooottttttttttttttttt!

You: Prongsssiiiiiieeee!

Stranger: Moony hit me with his book! :(

You: Moony, that wasn't very nice of you.

Stranger: He says he doesn't care.

You: He's a good marauder(:

Stranger: :O

You: q: Better than you!(:

You: JK

Stranger: Fine, then be best mates with him. ;/

Stranger: I don't need you anyways!

You: I could never do that Prongsie!

You: I need you, though!

Stranger: :(

Stranger: Alright, fine.

You: Yay! (:

You: You won't regret it!

Stranger: I know :)

Stranger: I wouldn't be able to find someone good enough to replace you.

You: And I with you.

Stranger: I mean Lily's great and all.. But.. no.

You: And all my witches are good and all.. but you are... yeah

Stranger: All your witches? You have none.

You: I have a ton!

Stranger: None.

You: I know you've seen them.

Stranger: No, haven't any idea what you're talking about.

You: Prongs. You quit lying right now.

Stranger: Not lying.

You: You are too! You've seen them. I know you have!

Stranger: No, you're gay.

You: Not gay. ):

You: You're gay!

Stranger: I have Lily.

You: Maybe she's gay.

Stranger: That still wouldn't make me gay.

Stranger: And she has me, so she can't be.

You: Maybe you are both gay, and are just dating to cover up your guys' gayness.

Stranger: And is that why you say I 'love' her?

You: You 'love' me? Could be Platonic love.

Stranger: You're an idiot.

You: Git.

Stranger: Oh shush, Padfoot.

You: Yes sir, Prongs!

Stranger: That'

Stranger: * That's more like it.

You: I can learn.

You: (:

Stranger: Hopefully.

You: I'm a good minion.

Stranger: Yes, sometimes. Other times you deny your slavery.

You: Sometimes I feel superior to petty titles.

Stranger: Yes, yet you tend to my every need.

You: We have a complex relationship.

Stranger: You still obey me.

You: I know, but other people don't have to

Stranger: What do you mean?

You: People don't have to know I obey you.

Stranger: Thats true.

You: Yes it is. I will be your minion in private.

Stranger: You already are :)

You: :P

You: No need to brag.

Stranger: It's hard not to.

You: Right, Beacuse the Great Potter is so amazing! It has to be shared with the world, tight?

You: *right?

Stranger: Yes, but no. Because I have such an amazing minion!

You: I'm the best minion ever!:D

Stranger: Well, I wouldn't say the best 'ever'

You: ...

You: :|

Stranger: Sorry, sorry.

Stranger: I'm kidding Paddyfoot!

You: Better be Prongsie!

You: I work really hard!

Stranger: I know. I take you for granted.

You: You do):

Stranger: Forgive me, Paddyfoot?

You: Forgiven, Prongs.

Stranger: Yess!

You: I Know Right!

You: .. BFFL!

Stranger: I said never again!

Stranger: Never say it again. :/

You: Okay):

You: I promise

Stranger: Okay, good. Someone might think we're gay.

You: : P

You: You already do

Stranger: I don't really count.

You: Do you ever?(:

Stranger: Well, that wasn't very nice.

You: Sorry.

Stranger: It's okay. I'm used to it after chasing Lily around for seven years. It doesn't effect me.

You: Lol

You: Well you finally got her!

Stranger: And what a great accomplishment!

You: Yes! You guys make a dashing couple!

Stranger: That's because I'm a dashing person!

You: Evans is better.

Stranger: No way.

You: Yes way.

Stranger: How so?

You: She's hotter than you.

Stranger: That's not even possible.

You: It's sooo possible.\

Stranger: No one is hotter than me!

You: .. I am.

Stranger: Oh yes! Of course! What was I thinking?

You: I know! You are so forgetful!

Stranger: Of course. Sirius Black is hotter than me!

You: Finally!

You: He admits it!

Stranger: Sarcasm.

You: ... No sarcasm.

Stranger: yeah, sarcasm.

You: Why do you insist on being difficult.

You: *?

Stranger: Why do you insist on being not as hot as me?

You: I don't, because I'm hotter than you.

Stranger: But you're not, sorry Paddyfoot.

You: Prongsie? De Nile isn't just a river in Egypt.

Stranger: Don't.. just.. no. That was so lame it hurts.

You: ): I got it off of some muggle kid show.

You: I liked it.

Stranger: Well, you're lame also.

You: ): You aren't in a very good Prongsie.

Stranger: Don't let me abuse you, Padfoot.

You: Well a slave can't really stand up for themselves can they?

Stranger: You can if you're Sirius Black.

You: ..
Damn right!

Stranger: Yes, I am. I always am.

You: Tis is why you are Headboy

Stranger: Honestly, I have no idea why. I thought it was going to be Remus.

You: Me too!

Stranger: I guess my sexyness overpowered.

You: .. You're mad as a hatter, you are!

Stranger: I'm brilliant.

You: Not quite.

Stranger: Ouch, that wounded me,

You: Opps(:

Stranger: Your words, they hurt like knives.

You: Suck it up(: