A/N: After listening to Weird Al Yankovic's "The Night Santa Went Crazy" and playing Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, I knew this song would fit Dark Raiden.

Disclaimer: I own none of the names mentioned in this fic. They all belong to their respected companies or selves.

Down in Edenia all the fighters are kicking ass
Trying to save the realms from their final day
When Raiden zapped in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had an M60 in his hand and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his chest to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a 7ft. drunk disgruntled electric Rambo
And he growled as he said with a spark in his red eye
"Mortal Kombat to all- now you're all gonna die!"

The night Raiden went crazy
The night the Thunder God went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, Edenia is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Moloch and Drahmin
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the fighters hostage
And he ground up poor Motaro into centaur sausage
He got Cyrax and Sektor with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Shujinko just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up Sektor's flamethrower and he barbecued Fujin
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like pussy!"

The night Raiden went crazy
The night the Thunder God went nuts
Now, ya can't hardly walk around Edenia
Without stepping in Goro's guts

There's Special Forces and Shao Khan's extermination squads
There's Anderson Cooper from CNN News
In a helicopter circling round in the sky
And the lightening is flying and people are dying
And everyone just wants to know- "Oh Raiden, why?"
Why, why, why, why, why, why- you used to be such a nice guy

Yes Kitana, now Raiden is dead
Scorpion just threw his spear through his head
Yes, Liu Kang, that's his brains on the floor
Guess you won't have the thunder dude to kick around anymore

But now Mileena's in rape therapy and Reptile's still nervous
And the fighters all got jobs working for the porno service
And they say Raiden's bitch, Sindel she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
(They talk about)

The night Raiden went crazy
The night the Thunder God flipped
Broke his back for some fatalities
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
The night Raiden went crazy
The night the Thunder God went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain