A TF2 oneshot...
Imagine a TF2 server.
Now imagine that every class was selected...
Except for one.
This is the story of a server...
Without a scout.
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"Alright everyone," the Sniper said
"here's the plan. There 4 CPs, they control one, and so do we, the CPs are lined in a plus like fashion-"
"Excuse me." the Heavy said, "Um, where is little man?"
"I'm sorry?" The sniper asked
"He is asking where is the scout." the medic said
The sniper took a headcount.
Heavy, medic, demoman, soldier, pyro, engineer, spy, sniper... The sniper didn't see a scout.
"Scout! Oh scout!" The sniper yelled.
No response.
"Little man!" The heavy called
Still no response.
"How is this possible?" The sniper asked "Every server I have been in has had at least 2 or 3 scouts."
"Maybe..." the soldier inquired.
"So. Who wants to be the scout?" the sniper asked.
"I can only be a medic."
"I fought in WWII and Nam, have to be a soldier."
"I can only do explosives."
"Mpf mm phf!"
"Don't know nothin cept buildin sentries."
"Well." the spy said.
"Can scouts become invisible?" the spy asked, never paying attention to the scout long enough to know.
"No," the sniper said "they're from Boston not the future!"
"Then no." the spy said.
"Heavy..." Everyone looked at the heavy.
"Ummmmm." But it was too late, everyone already had their index finger on their right nostril.
"Nose goes, mate." the sniper said
About 2 minutes later the heavy burst out of the base with a gray hat on his head, a baseball bat in his hand, pistol in his holster, and Sasha on his back (because that's where I'm assuming he puts it, unless... Oh no.)
"RAGH!!!" The heavy screamed. He ran up to the nearest enemy, a unfortunate pyro. The heavy grabbed the pyro.
"Scouts don't rip people apart!" the sniper called. The heavy gently put the dazed pyro down and sliced him in half with the scout bat.
"This might work." the sniper said, only to find that a enemy heavy approached him. Realizing in horror that scouts have relatively low health.
"Shit." was the only thing the sniper said before the make-shift scout was punched and killed with one hit.
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A/N: If you don't understand what this story is talking about, it's about most servers having a lot of scouts on the team, that's why everyone is surprised that one isn't on the team. Please R&R!
