A/N: OH MY GOD!!!!!! Were not dead!!!! (Meaning J-San and I.) I have been a bad editor and J-San has been busy with an awful 7 page history essay::runs and hides in a corner:: Well anyway this is our new series about the G-Boys getting captured and what they do to the guards to annoy the hell out of them. We don't own Gundam Wing.



Wufei Wouldn't Like It

The captive pilots sat eating a meager dinner in a large cell that they all had to share. "Wufei wouldn't like this at all," Quatre said. " There are women guarding our cell and brining us our meals." Out side the cell the two women guards began to gossip. The five pilots shut up as they eves dropped on the conversation.
"Oh God, like, you know how guys always seem to be so afraid of the doctor?" One guard asked.
"Yeah, like, I've always wondered why?" Asked the other guard. Evidently they had just been to the infirmary.
"Two words," Heero said. " Rectal Exam." There were various cheers and laughter from his fellow pilots. Zechs raised his glass in Heero's direction. Out side the cell the two women guards heard Heero and shut up from their gossiping.
"Yeah," Trowa said to the guards. " You women are use to having stuff put up in you, and, well, we're not." Once again the pilots burst into laughter as the women growled angrily.
Duo wiped tears from his eyes. " Oh man...that was hilarious! We need to be captured by the enemy more often! I forgot how much fun it was to bother the guards!" he said.



A/N: Stay turned for the next escapades of the captured Gundam Pilots titled: I Am Your Mother.