Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim or South Park. All I own is an overactive imagination.
This is a series of oneshot songfics. Every single (and I mean every) song in South park the movie: Bigger longer and uncut, has been taken and remodled: Zim style. I hope you enjoy reading this as I have making it.
Zim Loves Earth (yeah right)
Zim looks dreamily up at his computer
Zim: Computer! Why have you not woken me! I'll be late for skool!
Computer (sarcastically): Oh I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that I had to do THAT as well. I'm not an alarm clock you know.
Zim: Bah! I'll deal with you later. Now take me to the first floor!
Zim gets wooshed through a tube and ends up wooshing out of the garbage can, fully clothed.
Zim: Gir? GIR? WHERE ARE YOU GIR?
Gir falls on Zim's head. He is covered in a paste like substance
Gir: I was making tuna sammiches on the ceiling!
Zim stares at Gir then puts him down quickly
Zim: Gir! I believe the humans are starting to become suspicious! We must try to prove to them somehow that we love this filthy planet! Also I notice these humans like to sing! THEREFORE WE MUST SING AS WELL!
Gir: YAYYYY!
They step out of house and notice as all the neighbours stare at them. Zim takes a step forward. Cue Mountain Town music
Zim: There's a bunch of birds in the sky,
And some cars just drove by,
Ohh, the garbage is disgusting and brown on the filthy dirt,
Just another Monday morning on Planet Earth.
The sun is boiling and the grass is disgustingly green,
Under the 3 feet of garbage I mean,
This is a day when its hard to wear a froooooown,
All, the wormbabies stop to say hello!
Stranger bumps into Zim
Stranger: Outta my way!
Zim: Even though the temperatures low.
It's a horrible Monday morning in loud big Planet Earth!
bumps into Dib and Gaz
Dib: Well I see Zim that you think that song will get people to think your human. WELL IT'S NOT GONNA WORK ZIM!
Gir: Why is his head so big? WHYYYY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG?
Zim: You speak nonsense Earth boy. It will work. Look everyone is completely oblivious to my amazing disguise.
Stranger: Can someone make that kid shut up!
Gaz: Forget him Dib. You promised you'd take me to the battery shop before school. AND YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK ON YOUR PROMISE!
Zim: HA! Well I leave you with your sister Dib-human.
Zim walks away
Dib: Oh what an obvious alien, Just like Gaz
He's evil and cruel, he'd wear a smile
Even when the earth is blooooooowwwnnnnn,
What a devil with a heart so horrible and fumed,
And a mind so closed and doomed,
Why was I born on this loud big Planet Earth!
Zim walks up to an icecream stand and reluctantly buys Gir an ice cream
Zim: There. HAPPY?
Gir: WOHOOOO!
Zim: Okay Gir but now you have to sing as well!
You can see your breath hanging in the air,
And you see dead people, but you just don't care.
It's a sea of smiles which id be glad to drown.
Gir: Slurp slurp slurp munch munch munch!
Zim: That's right, it's Monday morning in our
Loud, big, disgusting, filthy Planet EARTHHHHHH!
Gir finishes Ice cream
Both Gir and Zim: Off to the skool we shall go,
Where we learn everything that we know,
Because the skool teaches us what our control brains had no time to program in our minds! And this skool will make our lives complete! Cuz the humans will go down in defeeeeeeeeeat! (stranger: what did you say? Zim: School is sweet! Stranger: Oh okay.) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash.
Dib: HEY!
Zim and Gir and Gaz: PLANNNEEETTTTTTTT EARTH!
someone throws meat at Zim
Zim: AHHH STINKING HUMANS!
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