Crazychickie4life: 'ello 'ello everyone! Although I am writing this new story, it does not mean that I have stopped writing Popcorn Love. It's just that I have several ideas for stories, and I want to start bringing them out. This is my attempt in a slightly humorous story, so if I fail with my cornyness, don't sue me! Tee hee. Anyway, I'm not planning on it to be too long, it's more of a short story then anything, but way longer then a one shot. I hope you likes!

Notes: -All of Relena's speech impairments are corrected in *____* (so you understand what she's trying to say) -Baka means: Idiot -Any spelling mistakes that I make, just ignore them, I hate spell checking at the moment * possibly because my stupid L.A teacher is so boring and continuously talks about grammar and spelling on and on and it's driving me insane. So I am currently the defiant child I am, and refuse to check over every sentence for millions of years . But I did do the best I could within a 5 minute time span hee hee. Don't hate me!

Inspiration: I got the story idea while I was snow shoeing up in the mountains. I know that it may be hard for some to figure out, but just go along with it for my sake ^ ^, while snow shoeing, I kind of let my mind wander, and next thing you know ta da! Story idea!

Chappie 1: We're goin on vacation, we're goin on vacation!

"Relena, that's enough work for today! I swear that you're going to bury yourself in paper work one day and never be ably to swim back out!" Hilde's voice reached a working Relena's ears

"I don't care Hilde, I have way too much to do to worry about myself at the moment. I have a speech to prepare, paperwork for the peace treaty between Colony L1 and L2, security plans to look over and employee applications to sign." Relena looked back down at her paperwork and began signing the designated spaces lazily.

"No way are you going to waste your pretty young life here, you're getting your butt out of this stuffy office and going on a vacation with the girls." Hilde looked at her as if she were expecting an answer, excitement or at least acknowledgement. But Relena did not comply to any of those. Instead, she acted as if she had not heard Hilde in the first place.

"Fine, if you aren't coming out of here by will, then we're just going to have to use force now won't we?" Hilde smiled devilishly.

"You wouldn't dare" Relena asked, while raising an eye brow at her friend.

"Oh but I would, I'll be right back!" Hilde left rather excitedly.

Relena half-worried over what her insane friend would do. She hoped nothing to drastic, but then again, Hilde was the wife of a very interesting man. She believed sometimes Duo was merely a child in a grown- up's body, but there was no doubt in her mind that the two belonged together. Yet, she couldn't help but wonder if Duo's childishness was rubbing off on her friend Hilde.

Relena decided it would be safe to just continue on with her work, rather then wait with anticipation for what was about to happen, and give Hilde the satisfaction of seeing Relena look half afraid.

Unfortunately for Relena though, she got tremendously wrapped up in her work that she never even heard her office door open as two men walked in.

But she did feel a strong pair of arms grab her from behind as the other blind folded her. Next thing she knew she was hauled onto one of the men's shoulders and carried out her office door. Stunned she began to fight back, wanting to know who her captors were.

"Duo? Wufei? Quatre? Trowa? Or maybe Heero? Which one of you is taking me away from my work!" she demanded loudly

She only heard the sound of laughter below her. She recognised the sound of their voices immediately

"Duo and Heero, if you men do not let me go soon I swear you will be dismembered in places that will scar you for life!" she threatened, while thrashing more. She knew she was in Duo's arms because she could feel his long braid brush her face as it swayed back and forth. She was after all, hanging off his shoulders. She could now feel the blood rushing to her head. And the baka was humiliating her in front of several co-workers as she was hauled out the door blindfolded. And if that was bad, she only hoped that her skirt covered enough of her butt so that no sneak peaks could be seen. But she would not give up on her attempts to be set free, she had work to do, and she felt responsibility. Her motto was 'work is life, if work is not done, then life is not complete'.

Suddenly she had an idea. Since the two moron's were ignoring her requests for freedom, then she would try more force. She reached out with her right hand in search of the baka's braid. When she had it in her hand, she trailed it to the base of his head. She then gave it a large yank that would hurt any gender of any strength.

Duo yelped and on instinct, brought both hands up to his now throbbing head, and in the process of his jerky movements, tossed poor Relena off of his shoulder.

Relena did a somersault in the air, and landed flat on her back with a loud smack on the floor. Pain etched through her body, and she could no longer move any muscle. She closed her eyes, although the blindfold already put her into darkness, and she blacked out.

She woke up a few minutes later to the blindfold finally off her face, and the pain she had felt earlier merely a dull numbing sensation. She was now being carried by a different set of arms. One she realised to be Heero, and unlike Duo, his hold on her was of a much more relaxing position. She was cradled in his arms like a bride would by a groom, she could not deny that the feeling felt good.

She looked up at Heero, whose face was set with a worried expression. As if sensing she was awake, he looked down at her.

"Are you alright Relena?" he asked, pure concern lacing his voice.

"Mmm hmm" was all that managed to come out of her mouth. She had tried to say yes I am, but when she attempted it, she realised it would not work, so she settled for a simple blurb instead.

Heero, only half satisfied with her response, opened a door to the right and brought her inside. He then shut his door behind them and set Relena on a couch by the window, at the far side of the room. She immediately recognised the room as Heero's office.

When she had given it to him, he had complained about the couch and how it was an unnecessary inanimate object that should not be placed in a working area. But she had insisted it was important he had one, and there was nothing he could do about it.

"I'm sorry that baka almost killed you Relena" Heero stated while looking into her eyes.

"Is ok, my fault, braid pulled" * It's ok, it was my fault I pulled his braid * she wasn't exactly able to figure out quite yet, why she could not put a simple sentence together. Instead she had pieces of information all laced together like a quilt.

Heero, ignoring her improper use of the language, instead continued on.

"No, it's not ok. Our job was to safely transport you to the awaiting vehicle outside, and then leave for our destination. Not for the moron to drop you, almost damage your spinal cord, and then whine about you pulling his precious * braid *, as if you didn't matter."

Relena just looked up at him intently.

"Don't worry though, I dealt with him already"

*~ picture of Duo huddled in a corner, swirls for eyes ( *_* ) ~ *

"No!" Relena yelled "You jus kill Duo?" * you just killed Duo? *

"Relax Relena, I didn't kill Duo, I merely gave him a taste of his own medicine. He should wake up within an hour or so, but he'll live"

Heero moved toward her face inch by inch, now staring intently on her lips. For one second, Relena's pule began to rise.

But just as a beautiful thing was about to happen, who should emerge into the room other then the great baka himself.

Relena pouted and crossed her arms. Heero mumbled something about killing Duo with his bare hands.

"Oh did I interrupt something?" Duo asked innocently

"Let's go people, we have a mission to complete here!" an excited Hilde said while entering the room

"Let's transport the princess to the bat mobile!" Duo reached down to get her, but Heero instantly stepped between them. Duo gave him a hurt puzzled look. Heero ignored it and scooped Relena up into his arms and then said

"I don't trust her safety in your hands when you almost paralysed her today"

Relena, surprised, just snuggled in closer to him, enjoying the feeling. As Heero walked out of the room, she gave Duo a re assuring smile.

When Relena was finally outside, the cold air rushed through her body and crawled under her skin. She gave a slight shiver.

Heero then placed her in the awaiting limo and sat down beside her. He then closed the door after Aduo and Hilde joined them inside.

"How are you feeling now Princess?" Duo asked concerned

"I don't hurt, just numb" * I don't feel any pain, I'm just numb * She responded to the best fo her ability. Inside she was beating herself for the fact that she had a recent speech impairment.

"So you finally gave up on all attempts to run back to your work huh?" Hilde asked

Relena gave her a quizzical look. Work? She had work to do still! She bgan panicking inside. How could she have forgotten?

"Tee hee Rel, those drugs really suit you well!" Hilde watched the confusion on Relena's face in amusement.

"I haft droogs?" * I have drugs? * She asked

Hilde nodded. "Heero gave you drugs so that you won't feel any pain from your injury. You did land pretty hard, or so I'm told. The drug is experimental right now, a very intense painkiller that leaves you with a numbing sensation instead of the pain. The numbing weakens or intensifies depending on the extent of pain the person feels. Sort of like morphine except not addictive and no hallucinations. You can thank Sally, she was the one who gave it to Heero, and she's the brains behind the whole pill"

"Why cannot talk proply?" * why can't I talk properly * Relena asked.

"Sally said, because it is experimental, it will react to peoples body chemistry different with simple to complicated side effects. You're the first human being to try it, other then lab mice."

Hilde was all smiles when she said this, and she had the urge to wipe it off with a few rounds of punches. But as she contemplated and attempted to move her arm, she found she couldn't move at all. If only her arm could move......

Instead she settled on death glares to the occupants * all except Duo *, of the limo. Even Heero looked as if he were squirming under her gaze.

"You gave pill. What if I killed?" * you gave me that pill. What if I was killed? * she questioned Heero as she stared piercingly at him.

"Relena, I made sure it wasn't going to hurt you, Sally had tests to prove it. I only had it in case something ever happened, and I gave it to you because I know how much that must have hurt."

Relena's gaze softened. But she was still mad that she could no longer move.

"Wa'ver tiree, sleepy" * whatever, tired, sleepy *

With the sudden feel of sleepiness over the fact that she had not slept well in the past few days, and the overload of work she had was outrageous, she felt she had the right to flop over and sleep, so she did. Although her body could no longer move, it all of a sudden slumped over and onto Heero's shoulder. She was out like a light in seconds.

"Ummmm" was all that a slightly blushing Heero could say.

"Awww, Duo looks like we might have a wedding soon!" Hilde looked joyous.

Heero growled protectively, although he couldn't deny that he had thought of it.

"Hil, remember what happened last time you played match maker?" Duo said

"Oh yes of course I do. Who would have thought that Aniie would try to kill Mark and then he put a restraining order up against her? I thought they were perfect for each other"

Duo nodded sadly. Heero didn't even want to know the whole story, enough had been said already. He knew that if he were to ever have a chance with Relena he would do it on his own and stay far away from the psycho married people he called friends.

"Are we almost there?" Duo whined

"Duo calm down, the airport isn't that far away, and besides we've only been in the car for 5 minutes."

"But I'm hungry, thirsty and I have to go to the potty!" Hilde merely rubbed his head gently.

Those two seriously acted as if they were 10 year olds. Very immature and twisted. But then again, they could change personalities within a snap of your fingers, and they could act as if they were in their prime 40's with a philosophers book of knowledge. He would never understand them, all he knew was that they were the perfect pair and he only wished that one day, if he were to marry Relena, that they'd be exactly like them. Only without the immaturity but instead more sensibility.

Duo was still whining to Hilde about his long list of issues, and Heero was beginning to wonder if he would even be able to survive the upcoming week in the mountains. Already they were getting on his nerves. But he continually told himself it would be good for him, and he would get to see Relena.

But then again, a little contemplating on how to wreak havoc in the couples lives wouldn't hurt now would it?

A.N- Okay you can go review now. Or I will hold Duo hostage with his braid and no one will ever see him again * laughs evilly *