Know Your Stars: High School Musical Style

Announcer: Welcome to Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Sharpay Evans

Sharpay: Yes

Announcer: Sharpay Evans is allergic to tuna

Sharpay: MYOB, I'm not allergic to tuna, I just refuse to eat fish

Announcer: Sharpay Evans has a huge crush on Zeke

Sharpay: No, I don't, Zeke is just some guy who bakes for me

Zeke runs in

Zeke: I knew it was too good to be true (runs off)

Sharpay: Zeke, wait

Announcer: See, you wouldn't care if you didn't like him

Sharpay: Shut up

Announcer: Why should i?

Sharpay: I'm going to knock you out if you don't shut up

Announcer: Yeah right, you and what army?

Sharpay snaps her fingers and an army of Drama Club members comes around her

Sharpay: This army

Announcer: Ok, moving on, Sharpay Evans secretly likes being called the Ice Princess

Sharpay: I hate that name, and you know what I don't need this, I am

Announcer: Sharpay Evans, now you know Sharpay Evans the Ice Princess, who's in love with Zeke and is allergic to tuna

Sharpay: Ok, go get him

The army runs towards the camera

Announcer: Ow, that's my arm, no that's my leg, ow