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Ruby POV

So having another girl err... Boy staying over at our dorm wasn't really a big deal. Except for the fact that he is one guy in a room with four girls. Now this may have made it difficult for him, but we set some ground rules to make it easier for him. Then the four of us got together to set some ground rules on who called dibs to date him first. Because I totally called dibs first. I mean I'm the main protagonist of the show I should totally get a love interest. Besides it's not fair that JNPR has a lot more going on I mean I feel like they are the blue team to my red team, but whatever... Assholes. And don't even get me started on my character development cuz it's shit. Also Weiss and Blake have Sun and Neptune, but they say that the relationship is going nowhere how fucking convenient. He's perfect for me he's nice, beautiful, great smile, those eyes, and he is totally packing yeah that's right I went there... Oh what you've never heard of hormones what the hell do you think is in the milk I drink that stuff is loaded with hormones not to mention it causes early development... And if you comment on my breast size I swear I'll fucking decapitate you.

Anyways Nagisa was well forced, though not really we didn't have any room left for an extra bed, to sleep on the floor. I had offered to share my bed with him, but he declined saying he didn't want to impose, that it would be weird, and that we might kill Weiss since she sleeps under my bed and our combined weight would make the bed fall on top of her. Besides it would be nice to wake up next to him who knows we might even do it while rest are asleep. Not like it really matters though since he said no. Weiss totally deserves it though because I called dibs first even though she claims to have called it during Oobleck's class. She probably called it during Port's. Not like it matters because the real competition here is Yang. That slut prancing around with her big tits showing them off to Nagisa like they're a gift from god or something. If only I was older then maybe... Then I remembered a picture of my mom and thought that they would grow, but yeah... I kind of feel like my dad slept with her because Yang's mom left so... Anyways Yang started wearing more tighter clothing around Nagisa. Thankfully Nagisa is a bit dense so he had no idea my sister was coming onto him. It also helped that me and Nagisa just sort of connected... Well not really I kind of just forced him to be my friend because fuck my actual friends they suck. Besides he is also the main protagonist of his show so yeah it's like we were meant for each other.

I remember that this one time all four of us walked in on him getting dressed and saw his penis. Usually we would have knocked first, but we all wondered what he looked like so we wanted to sneak a peek. What we got was more than we asked, and made things difficult after that. I couldn't get it out of my head. Would it even... Fit inside me? At least we knew why he wore the baggy pants. I remember all of us just remaining in silence for at least a week. Then Nagisa dropped a BOMB. He was going to move to another dorm. Which is great because now the rest of these bitches won't hit on him, but now other girls might hit on him. I remember speaking to Ozpin about this saying that he was part of the team, but as luck would have it too many things had happened when Nagisa came into our dorm. It didn't help that Pyrrha also called dibs on Nagisa which is total bullshit. What about Jaune? Get this she says that she should just move on since Jaune loves Weiss. Can you believe the nerve of that red headed bitch. Damn why can't I have boobs as big as hers, or Yang, or Blake, hell even Weiss has bigger tits than me what the fuck.

Yang POV

So first off Ruby is being a total bitch. Look it doesn't matter who called dibs first, I totally did by the way, but Ruby just wouldn't know what to do with Nagisa. First off I'm clearly older and more experienced, besides Ruby is too young to be doing that stuff. I'm totally looking out for her besides what if Nagisa is just using her for her body. Unlike Ruby I'm focusing on the real competition here, Coco. I've seen that slut slap my Nagisa's ass a whole lot more than usual. She is probably testing out the goods. Probably explains why she stopped having sex with me. She told me it was because the sex was becoming boring. That lying cunt she probably wanted to fuck Nagisa since the beginning. Probably explains why she's been groping his ass during Port's. Pyrrha though she is vicious. I remember Glynda punishing both of them for having sex at the locker room in the gym. When I asked Nagisa about it he told me that Pyrrha 'slipped' and 'fell' on top of him. I'm not buying it she definitely wanted to fuck him at the locker room. I thought she was my friend. What about that threesome with her, Coco, and I? She says that she has matured. BULLSHIT she is a conniving cunt.

Blake and Weiss have been getting sluttier. I've seen the clothes Weiss has started wearing while I won't deny that she can definitely pull off those nice legs of hers she has been hitting on Nagisa. Neptune has no idea that Weiss is interested in someone else, the poor dumb bastard. He's no help at all if he is hitting on anything on two legs. At least Nagisa doesn't hit on anyone, and why would he he is perfect. God I wish he would notice me so that I can ride his dick. Blake has been getting closer to Nagisa. Lately the two of them have been eating sushi together. Sun thinks that it's okay for Blake to have guy friends. Except that Blake is trying to get Nagisa in her pants. But Sun is just a poor bastard who clearly can't see what's in front of him. I've seen them at their 'friendly outings' as Blake calls them. More like cheating on your current boyfriend for someone else you little bitch. While Blake may not have a wide variety of clothes like Weiss, the tramp, she has clothes that show off her ass and tits. I won't deny that there aren't times where I don't check her out, but I mean c'mon why does she get to like the one thing Nagisa also likes. I call BULLSHIT.

I've had to resort to using my aces, my tits. These babies have gotten me out of every situation, and into several situations (inside someone's pants). Right now I need them to get me inside Nagisa's pants. Unfortunately that plan is a total bust, no pun intended. It's kind of good since I know he isn't interested in my looks, but I mean c'mon would it kill him to check me out. I have been tempted to just jump him and fuck him. However, I'm pretty sure that at this point I'd just rape him. Who knows he might even like it rough, I know I wouldn't mind if you catch my drift. Man he is like seriously perfect even the whole thing where he looks like a girl is really attractive, like insanely attractive to the point where I might actually feed him grapes. Except that he likes sushi so maybe change it to that. Then there is Cinder. When I first laid eyes on her I was like, "I wish to birth your children." Obviously I didn't say it only thought about it. Man she reminds me of Weiss minus the whole 'smile' thing. I've seen the way she looks at him. There is no denying it, she wants to keep him. Only problem though is that she plays for keeps. I would too if only I didn't get the feeling that she would kill me. At least Emerald hasn't joined the competition which is good. It's already full at this point you got Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Me, Pyrrha, Coco, and Cinder. That is too many competitors and Nagisa still hasn't caught on.

Weiss POV

So Nagisa is definitely husband material. Aside from the fact that he knows how to treat a lady properly, unlike Neptune who hits on other girls knowing full well that we are together. Why can't Neptune be like Nagisa? Better yet why can't Neptune be Nagisa that way I would get two instead of one. I can already imagine it waking up with both of them on each side. One advantage or rather three that Nagisa has over Neptune. The first being the most obvious Nagisa isn't afraid of water. The second is that he isn't a playboy. The third being the size of his 'package'. I remember when Yang grabbed Nagisa's crotch when he told us he was a guy. We just couldn't believe it. Then Yang told us that he was... Bigger for lack of a better word. When we all peeked in to see how much bigger he was we were... Well there are no words to describe it. I just couldn't get it out of my mind not that I wanted to either. At this point we are well beyond debating who called dibs first, I totally did by the way. I also remember an instance when my sister came over for a 'surprise' visit. Originally when I told her I was sharing a dorm with a boy she freaked out, which is normal, but when she laid eyes on him I knew right then and there, 'She wants to fuck him.' I won't lie there are times when I'm just ready to say, 'Screw it let's all share him.' But I know I have a shot with him if only he could catch on to my hints.

Most of the competition is laughable. I mean seriously Ruby thinks she has a shot. Although she has gotten a bit more closer to him so she has that. Yang has her massive boobs. Blake and Nagisa both like fish. Coco is Coco so she has that going for her. Pyrrha is to use other people's words 'a conniving cunt'. Cinder though she is tough. Handing Nagisa over from our dorm to hers was difficult. Damn you Ozpin I hope you burn in hell. At least Emerald and that other short girl with the pig tails and green eyes hasn't hit on Nagisa. Cinder has made it extremely difficult to get close to Nagisa. She acts like he is a part of her team. He isn't in their team he is in ours. He belongs to me not to some tall... black haired... yellow eyed... Goddess. Damn she's hot. But I'm definitely hotter. I mean look at me how can people not be in love with me. I'm rich, smart, attractive, I have blue eyes, and he has blue eyes. It's perfect we were a match made in heaven. I mean I'm pretty sure he is attracted to me in some way. I'm sure one of the secret admirer letters is his I just have to read all 67,834 of them. Or I could just make a move on him. Of course that would mean fighting Ruby, Blake, Yang, Coco, Pyrrha, Winter, and Cinder. Winter is probably the hardest one especially when she wore that slutty outfit when she wanted to know what Nagisa's 'intentions' are with me. Then I saw Nagisa move in his seat. Then it dawned on me. That slut is playing footsies with my future husband under the table.

When I asked Winter about it she told me she was 'scratching an itch' oh I know what itch she is talking about. First Pyrrha and now Winter. At least Cinder hasn't done that kind of thing with Nagisa. Right... Yeah of course she hasn't I mean... She doesn't strike me as the kind of girl who would... THAT FUCKING CUNT. If I find out that she has done something like that I'll smear the walls with her blood. Just as soon as I find a way to get Winter out of the picture. I'm not saying I would kill her, but I'm also not saying not kill her. It's a slippery slope either way. Well it would work out in my favor if I got Winter out of the picture that way I get all the inheritance to myself. Then maybe play the act of needing someone to hold onto because I'm totally depressed over my sister's death, and in comes Nagisa. Ooh maybe I can squeeze in some pity sex out of that plan. Yeah it will work out... Too bad that I can't do any of that because I would be labeled a person of interest immediately. Otherwise it would be a great plan... You know what I'm gonna put a pin on that just in case playing nice doesn't exactly work out.

Blake POV

So Nagisa is a guy and I'm a girl okay so maybe cat girl more like, but still its got girl in it. Also opposites attract so that's three things we have in common. He's also hot and I'm hot, and umm... Oh we like sushi so that adds up to six things we have in common. It may not look like much, but it's all I've got okay. So first and foremost I totally called dibs first, but the rest of my friends are being complete bitches about it. Nagisa told me that there are people who would like to go out with me where he comes from because I'm part cat. I'm pretty sure he is also one of those people even though he won't admit it. If there is a god out there I just want you to know that I'am totally thankful for this wonderful specimen of male anatomy that you have put before me. I mean yeah sure Adam was... Just okay, and Sun was... Almost passable, but Nagisa is just DAMN you know. Adam was a pedophile let's be honest he's not fooling anyone. Sun well he was nice, but umm... He isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer if you catch my drift. Nagisa I mean sure he has his flaws, but he is so adorable and he has a huge dick so yeah. I mean just because Sun is a faunus and I'm a faunus doesn't mean we should be together, besides let's be honest his only reason for existence is so that I can have a love interest. All I'm saying is that Nagisa is perfect for me.

Well the competition is hard obviously, but I stand a better chance. I mean just look at me cat girl don't tell me you wouldn't ask me out. Except he actually wouldn't ask me out. God if only he weren't so beautiful. Man I remember this one time when he had gotten so sleepy from eating sushi that he rested his head on my lap for the better part of six seconds. It was heaven and I was about to sneak in a kiss until Sun passed us by and surprised us. I do not regret almost cutting his head off with Gambol Shroud for pulling that stunt. That fucking asshole I swear if he and I weren't going out... But whatever asshole. What really blows is that I had a chance to taste his lips now I'm never gonna get that chance. I'am such a coward, or as Yang likes to say a GIANT PUSSY. There have been times where I want to declare my feelings to him, but also the rest of them. And well let's face facts I'm not exactly forthcoming with my feelings, or a people person. Not like it matters anyway because Cinder is all over Nagisa. And believe me when I tell you that she is ruthless. Hell she has the rest of us running scared except for maybe Weiss' sister Winter. I mean that would be a fight to see.

Now that I think about it did Nagisa have a harem where he came from? I mean he doesn't have the look of a harem protagonist so maybe he isn't. Why did the rest of these sluts have to like him too? It's not fair; Coco gropes his ass, Yang parades around exposing her tits to him, Ruby always hangs out with him, Weiss exposes her legs, Pyrrha is a conniving cunt, Winter is well... HOT, and Cinder is also hot. Me well I have yet to find a way to win Nagisa over. Maybe if I drugged his sushi then maybe take him to an abandoned warehouse tie him up, and have him all to myself. Just thinking about it makes my ears perk up. I wonder if he is into any sort of kinky stuff. I mean it's going to be a while until someone finds us might as well have all the fun I can have. If only he weren't so dense, and get the hint that I want to fuck his brains out. I wonder if he is into role playing. Probably I mean he does say he wants to be a teacher, and well maybe I could use a few extra lessons one on one, but I know that's not gonna happen. It is fun to fantasize about it though maybe wear my uniform, and go commando ooh maybe Goodwitch might wanna join in too. We've all seen her cut Nagisa some slack more than usual so maybe she also wants to fuck him. Then again that's probably because he is from another dimension. Yeah that's probably it I mean Goodwitch wouldn't sleep with her students would she?

AN: Finally I finished this goddamn monstrosity it took me well over a month and a half to finish this asshole.