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[Welcome, Filo]
JULY 13TH, 2017
PM 9:26
Uh, hello, diary thingy. I don't exactly know what to say besides well, I am the representative of Cantasia. My human name is Filo Edgy. This is strange since I'm typing you on computer and such... I've only ever written in a journal.
Well uh, oh! I know, I can tell you about the "Butter Incident". Haha! That day was funny! So it was the year of 2006 and I was visiting the Nordic Household (Denmark had begged them to get a house with him from what Norway told me) since I'd been in Copenhagen at the time. So Sealand had been there too. When I arrived he immediately ran to me and, I quote, said, "Hey, Filo! Do you know what a butterfly is? Uncle Den taught me about it and I wanted to show you!" So Sealand pulled me into the kitchen and took a whole bunch of Norway's butter out of the fridge.
"Uh, Sealand, I don't think it's a good idea to do that," I had told the blonde micronation. He'd only replied with, "Nonsense! This is what a butterfly looks like! It's what Uncle Den told me!" Denmark that knucklehead of a country. I loved him like a brother, but man! was he trying to be murdered by Norway?! is what I'd been thinking at the time.
I'd been too caught up in my thoughts to realize Sealand had thrown the butter out of the window. "Uncle Filo, look! I made a butterfly!" Sealand had told me. I remember shrieking in fear because Norway would be pissed. The next few minutes had been me hiding in a closet because I'd been responsible for watching Sealand while the others went to a World meeting (I'll explain later).
"We're back!" I hear Finland's voice. "Hey, where's Filo, Sealand?" I hadn't heard what happened next except for Norway's angry shout. "FILO!!" That was the moment I knew I was screwed. So I'd burst out of the closet running for my life. "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIIIVE!!" But of course, Norway had tackled me right before I'd even taken a step outside and proceeded to drag me towards his room. I'd given the 'Help me' eyes to the other four but they only have me the 'Sorry, you're dead now.' Well, shit = my last thoughts. I couldn't move for a week after that.
Ah, good times y'know. But about the World Meeting thing, I've know the Nordic 5 for about eighty-seven years but never told them of my status as a nation. They don't even know Cantasia exists which is what I want to happen. They can't know because knowing some countries, they may want to... extend their land's reach and might mistake me as a weak nation. I can assure you that I'm perfectly capable of being a superpower with an army as big and strong as mine! :3
Anyway, it was nice typing this in you, journal.
~Filo Edgy (I swear that last name doesn't make me edgy!)
