a/n: i know, wrong chronological order. i'm just gonna leave it like this, though.
tripping down the rabbit hole
alice had a fright
for wonderland as what it seemed
did not seem very right
with the mad hatter's top hat askew
and the march hare's ears stiff
and the rabbit's pocket watch as
reliable as a quiff
'twas food and food that makes you roar
and drinks that make you squeak
which made dear alice doubt herself
but alas! it was not to be
because the grinning chesire cat
made her almost weep
while (a) queen shrieked
off with her head!
and whipped cardsoldiers complied
a mushroom came to save the day
despite its tiny size
and even though the adventure ended
memory loss was not to be
as waking up under the bough
lost credence, you see
once all was done and all was gone
the question still remained
was alice in wonderland just a dream?
or something old that's lost its sheen?
