a/n: i know, wrong chronological order. i'm just gonna leave it like this, though.


tripping down the rabbit hole

alice had a fright

for wonderland as what it seemed

did not seem very right

with the mad hatter's top hat askew

and the march hare's ears stiff

and the rabbit's pocket watch as

reliable as a quiff

'twas food and food that makes you roar

and drinks that make you squeak

which made dear alice doubt herself

but alas! it was not to be

because the grinning chesire cat

made her almost weep

while (a) queen shrieked

off with her head!

and whipped cardsoldiers complied

a mushroom came to save the day

despite its tiny size

and even though the adventure ended

memory loss was not to be

as waking up under the bough

lost credence, you see

once all was done and all was gone

the question still remained

was alice in wonderland just a dream?

or something old that's lost its sheen?