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It was a hot summer day in mid July, and Violet was performing a trick on her best friend Augustus (Kendamono) which was one of those tricks where you put someone in a box and cut it in half. But then, she was rudely interrupted by a man somewhere in his mid 30s, had jaw length brown hair, wore a top hat, purple gloves, a red velvet tail coat, and had a cane full of nerds. He then told Violet to stop what she was doing, then he started cutting himself in half with a chainsaw. After a few seconds, it no longer looked like he was dead because he appeared out of a box and started dancing like an idiot. When Violet turned her attention back to where he was before, she saw her best friend was in two pieces, she applauded the strange man and asked for his name. He told her that his name is Willy Wonka (Papi).
Next, Willy gave Augustus and Violet a chainsaw, and gestured to them to cut their selves in half, but Augustus dropped the chainsaw and ran off. Violet started cutting her self, then stopped and felt her waist. When she saw her paw, it was covered in blood. Willy nodded for her to continue, but Violet threw the chainsaw at his head, drugged him to a hole in the ground and started burring him. Augustus told her to stop, but she continued. When she finished, she saw Willy standing next to her. She desperately dug up the spot where she had buried Wonka, and found Augustus there instead. Willy started to laugh but Violet got so freaking mad, she wanted to scream.
After that, Violet strapped Wonka onto the wall and bombs and fireworks were surrounding him. Augustus desperately told her to stop, but she gave him a candy bar to shut him up. When she hit the button to set off the bombs, the wall mysteriously turned around and Augustus was strapped onto it, and he blew up. Willy was then standing next to Violet, holding a hankerchief to his face, pretending to cry.
Violet was officially pissed off, and started doing one of her favorite tricks, the one that she was trying to do to Augustus. But she had a better idea, she then put Augustus in the box, and tied Willy up so that way he won't move. She cut the box in half, and instead of only Augustus being in half, Willy became two pieces as well. Then Violet went mad, and started cutting everything in half. She cut Augustus and Wonka into pieces, then she saw Willy's pet elephant, Veruca (Palola) then saw a vision of Wonka's face on hers. Then cut that in half. She saw the frog on the ground named Charlie (Frog) then another vision of Wonka's face, and cut him in half too. She then looked at her reflection on the chainsaw, and saw a vision of Wonka's face, and cut herself in half.
After that, she appeared out of the same box Willy did, but in one piece. She started dancing and Willy was clapping really loud. Then Violet realized she done it wrong when she went back into two pieces again. Willy still clapped, but slow and sarcastically this time.
A/N: I did not come up with this on my own, this is based off one of the episodes of Popee the Performer. If you wanna watch it, you can look it up on youtube, Popee is the one with bunny ears, Kendamono is the dog, and Papi is the one with the sun on his head, but he doesn't show up until episode 14. Hope u enjoyed reading this, and also ima taking a little break on Wonka and Gracie... till then, Abigwafflefan13
