That sounds like a bad idea
"Let's write some Grey's anatomy fan-fiction!" Joey said, fingers gyrating, eyes full of excitement and exploding capillaries, a result of the cheap weed he pawned off of an art teacher a couple of hours ago.
"No, that sound retarded, you retarded retard who retards his retarders down the road. Of the retard factory in retardville who's the manager of retard control!
……Wait, that's retarded."
And all of a sudden, Joey's tongue melted!
"AAH! My tongue has melted!" Said joey, but his tounge was melted, so when he tried talking it just sounded retarded, like "ADERRPDERPDERPDERPAAAADERPDEREERDEDERPDERPDEREDPRALALAPDRP"
"You're retaded, you retard," Said keith, whose tongue was not melting., because he isn't a retarded retard who spoils an awesome medical drama for abstaining couples, by changing the story and adding things like sex, and shitty dialogue. (mostly sex, you cant have abstaining couples watching that! They'd get the wrong idea and start having sex, and they'd lose a big chunk of our target audience.) At which point, a rabbit crushed keith's carotid artery. But keith was fine, because Joey ate him. And Ted nugent deemed Joey a worthy adversary, and then Joey ate Ted neugent, because he has guitar for arms.
HOORAY THE END!
