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No!

Please!

I said no!

Oh please, Lily!

Never ever, James. Only over my dead body!

But I don't want you dead, Lilkins.

Don't ask me then. Oh, and by the way. DON'T CALL ME LILKINS!!!

As you wish…Oh please Lils. Just one time.

No, James. Is it so hard to understand that I don't want?

Grrmpf…Please, my little pumkin pie.

What? I'm a pumkin pie? And then you'll eat me, right? You're a cannibal!

Minutes later…

My dearest Lily, whom I love so much. More then live itsself. Please…

SCHUT UP!!! And don't look at me like that. It won't help anything.

Please, Lily. I'm gonna die!

You're so dramatic, James…Arrgh!

Lily, sigh please. brush away a tear

Mhmmpf…Ok.

Yeah! I knew I could convince you to play with me chess.

It's my first english FF. Hope you liked it. Hope it's alright.

Btw…plz REVIEW