Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.

China: Now that Russia betrayed me, I wonder who else can stand that guy, aru.

(goes of to see with who does Russia hang out with)

Russia: *he is sitting in a small and rather demolished house talking with a female with brown hair and almost black left eye and the eye patch on the right one.*

China: *eye twitch* THAT little thing?! I have to get to know her.

(after Russia leaves, China knocks on the door)

Serbia: *opens* What do you wa—Hey, you are China! Brother told me about you!

China: Brother...?*gets dragged in by Serbia*

Serbia: Well, it's not perfect, thanks to the damned Western countries. Mainly America.*they pass the room that is missing two walls* But you will certainly find me a good host!*the main room is in a quite a mess.*I heard you like tea, and I have some nice home made!

China:*reluctantly takes a cup* ... Thanks. Hey, I wanted to ask you something.

Serbia: *drinks sljivovica* Yeah, they ask me a lot of questions. Though they accuse more often. Damn it, in the war people die, and the terrible crimes are committed from both sides! Why do I always end up looking like a bad guy!? Well, girl...

China: I think I am beginning to understand... What happened to your house? I can see it is built on the ruins of a bigger one, aru.

Serbia: Yeah, back in the 14. century it was a great castle. I was a few centuries old, but very powerful. Yeah, back then I though that I was going to live forever.

China: So what happened? *drinks a bit of tea* Hey, this is good aru...

Serbia: My emperor, Dusan Nemanjic died, and thus my kingdom fell apart. There was no bloodshed or anything, I was just divided. I could not stop others, it was useless anyway. But what I could stop was the Austria conquering them, Kosovo stayed with me, ya know? And then came the Turkey, and even took the Kosovo away from me and erasing me from the face of the Earth.

China: Wait a second, aru. If Kosovo was your last refugee, doesn't that mean that you didn't have the body(land) and were suppose to be dead?

Serbia: For five centuries I was barely and ideal, a dream, a ghost that haunted people's minds until they finally decided to resurrect me. That's why I look different now.

China: Wow, you are very blunt, aru. So, why is your home like this?

Serbia: Well, The Western countries bombed this place in 1999. I was trying to get all my old 'allies' from the Yugoslavia back the wrong way, and now everyone hates me. It's not like I mind actually, after nearly getting killed in the First and wiped out in the genocide in the Second World War by Axes Powers, my neighbours and Alliance.

China: But that was ten years ago, aru! You should have rebuilt it by now!

Serbia: I don't have money, still repaying for the war I lost.

China: You must feel lonely, aru.

Serbia: Nah, I'm cool with Greece, Turkey and bro. *drinks more sljivovica*

China: Are you sure you should be drinking that much?

Serbia: Yeah.

China: Well, I have to leave for the meeting with the other countries, will you come?

Serbia: Nah, I don't leave the house unless I have to convince other idiots to be on my side when taking away these little parts of me that are left. The next thing you know, Vojvodina will ask for independence. My people are scattered all over the globe, watching as their country is dieing again. Now I really wish I stayed dead after 1389.

China: You are getting depressed, drink some more.

Serbia: *falls asleep because of all the alcohol*

China: The kid has potential, aru. I will have to keep an eye on her. At least now I know how she can stand Russia, aru.