This is just random shit I just thought up. It's really stupid, but i think you'll be entertained. By the way, this isn't a Thirty Hs knockoff. If you like it, please review. If I get ten reviews, I'll continue the story. I'm not holding it hostage, because I'm fine with you not reviewing. Anyways...

PREPARE FOR STUPID!


Yuuka Kazami was walking in her field full of sunflowers. She then heard a voice similar to Elmo, except not on drugs.

"I DIRECTED AFTER EARTH! I'VE SUCKED AT DIRECTING EVER SINCE THE VILLAGE! I RUINED AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER!"

It was...Emmy Evening Sha-mala-ma-ding-dong!

"You were the one who directed that?" Said Reimu Hakurei, coming out of nowhere in particular.

"YUP! HEY, YUKARI! YOU'RE OLD!"

Hem Knit Sha-mala-ma-nana-kaboom-anglelina-jolie-frank-haku rei-kirisame-axel-rodgers-ebony-darkness-dementia- raven-way-sploosh-whizz-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHH was immediately gapped to a room where he was tortured by sexy cosplayers.

Yuuka shot a laser at an approaching monster with the heads of all of the Brady Bunch.

It fell over and killed several thousand flowers. Yuuka then was gapped to the land of Putt-putt, where she killed all the anthrophomorphic cars in that world.

Then Shiro from Fate-is-a-bitch-stay-here-night-is-when-Flandre-co mes-out-to-kill-you came.

"People die when they are killed," he said.

And then he was killed by a giant flying Eiffel Tower.


Yeah, that was stupid.