Bling of the Rings

By Thefeeden sun of theangel

Disclaima

Hey dawg hows it hangin man.. aint nuttin goin on wit me wats up witchu neway aint got no time to play homie this is da disclaima reprezent: I aint got no rites to da lord of da rings franchizzle, aint got no rites to da homeboys in dis fic an aint got no relayshunshizzle 2 ma homeboy tolkien. Aite? We cool? Kk heres da fic bro enjoy

"hey gurl waz hangin" said theaden he was walkin up 2 his down girl ayowin "nutin much daddy" she sez she wuz lookin ou tha walls of the manshun lookin 4 her home boy farymeer "hey gurl watchu lookin at" said theaden cuz he dint like dat his gurl was hangin wit a cat like farymeer "oh nuttin daddy im jus hangin" but theaden dint belive her an he tok out he sword and hes chop her hed off and it fals dowen the wal were farymeer is standin and he sez "NOO ayoewin!!!!!!!" an he got real pis'd cuz a ni**a b mad when his gurl get her hed chop off.

Meanwhilz eragon wuz getin his strok on 2 a hobbit b*tch tha he don even. Sudenly his bro gimly walks in an sez "eragon u must cum there is trubbl in da hood" so eragon cumz wit gimly an da 2 wak down. Along da way they hear da drums of war.