...walks in. Uh…. shit hey guys sorry for abandoning shit an all that but I'll try to post more. I've just been really lazy and I need to just write something a little fun so I was like… Slime rancher is cool… so why not stick a character with a stick up her ass in there. Humor will commence… probably.

! These are my line breakers

I did it. I finally left that weak man Tai. I do maybe regret leaving my daughter but she had his genes. She'll grow up weak just like him. So now that I'm gone I'll go back to the tribe and I'll be the leader full time now. With these thoughts going through my head I… didn't notice a stupid little piece of shit kid behind me.

? PoV

I can see Raven now… this will be a great time for all… except her. Though that doesn't matter she has too much of a stick up her ass and she needs to learn to be happy finally. So I'll get to the mission to fix that. I hope your ready Ravey. I'm going to make your life a happy little hell~.

I open a portal under Raven and she zooms right through and I watch as her face just widens… it was absolutely priceless. Now I must go and introduce her to a world of smiles… I hope she doesn't kill too many slimes… fuck it.

Raven PoV

I knew something was wrong when I felt a little light. I knew something was worse when I felt weak. I barely ever feel weak and pregnancy is over so it can't be that. I try to summon more aura out but it's gone… why does everything feel wrong?

ZWIP

I hear something drop behind me and see a little kid with a gigantic smile on his face. I can already tell I'll hate him… probably? I'm just so confused at this point. In an act of caution I just go to grab for my sword, even if it's a kid I want to protect myself… my sword is gone… why is my sword gone. I look back at the child and his smile has only grown wider and it says something I wish it never would of said.

"How ya doing Ravey like the lack of aura… or how you're not in kansas anymore?"

If I could frown harder I'd be shocked… wait what was that about my aura?! "Listen here kid aura or not you better explain yourself or I'll gut you with my bare hands!" While I expected the kid to back off he just jumped over to me and continued to speak.

"Well partner I'll gladly tell ya where you are and how you got here. Though first let me tell you why you were brought here."

I guess I won't kill the kid yet but soon… very soon. The kid looks back up to me and says "Well firstly I wanted to do this for my fun and the fun of others."

Well looks like I'm shocked because my frown has fucking worsened. "What are you getting at kid I'm not staying here to be your enjoyment I'm leaving." Aura or not I'm teleporting out of here back to my tribe. I go to teleport to realise I can't even open a portal… I lost my aura and semblance… FUCKING KID! I try to swing a punch at the child but a portal opens below him and he teleports across the room… HOW DOES THAT SMILE WIDEN EVEN MORE!

"Now Ravey don't go hitting me I haven't finished my reasons yet. Anyway reason two… that stick up your ass is really stuck so I had to pull out the big guns."

This child… can teleport and get rid of semblances and auras… and yet his humor is this crude. Sigh I might as well go along with it at this point since I can't hit him in my weakened state.

"Now the third reason is that I'm going to make you happy. I know you left Tai because he's weak but really we both know you're scared of having a caring loving family no matter how tsundere you are about it."

My face adorns an embarrassed blush that quickly leaves and I turn to him and say "Tai is weak okay I never cared for him and that child will grow to be weak I don't need either of them brat!"

"Now see what I mean Ravey… I brought you here so that you can learn to love life and what is has so let me give you one benefit you won't find on Remnant"

I'll admit the child has made me lose my anger quite a lot but I'll listen for now. He's caught my interest a little bit. As soon as I get more sword back I'll feel fine about killing kids. "Fine what's so amazing about this place brat?"

He smiles at this and utters words I never thought could be formed. "There are no grimm in existence here… especially Salem."

I shouldn't trust this child even though he has so much power… that just can't be true in any way. Grimm were everywhere and Salem has almost always ruled them… how can a kid just say that so calmly. How does the child even know of Salem anyw- wait nevermind he can get rid of aura and semblances and traverse worlds what can't it do?

"I can see you're surprised so I'll be getting out of your way soon but I will tell you a bit of the new world you're going to. I will also help you through parts of it but it will be mostly you. I may even bring along a few friends to help you later on. Lord knows this world deserves some multiplayer."

I look at the child weirdly when it said multiplayer but he quickly disappeared through a portal leaving one note behind. I walk slowly over to the note and pick it up wondering if any of this was a good idea at all. It probably isn't but fuck it. After that thought I open the letter to read.

Dear Raven

Welcome to Slime Rancher a world of happy little boys for you to hug and love… as long as they feel nice at the time. In the closet to your right are the equipment you'll need and I swear to you it is all functional and ready to go. I know you'll be angry at me for putting you in this world but you need this whether you like it or not. Well back to the main main point this world revolves around little happy slimes that make poop. Well they're called plorts but they're poop and I know it. The job of a slime rancher is to sell these plorts because they can be used for many things to many different people. I won't tell you any of the slimes names or what they are because it's your job to fill all that out yourself. In the closet will be a slimopedia that you can use to see the names of each slime as you unlock them. You can also find your power suit and slime vacuum that can be used to suck up vegetables, fruits, chickens, and most importantly Slimes! You also get a jetpack on that power suit so use it wisely. The jetpack runs off your energy so you can't abuse it and it doesn't need dust or what us normal people call fuel. Also quick notion here. There isn't any dust yet. I'll probably sprinkle that around the world later but you can just enjoy the world to yourself now. Now this world is slightly different then the original. The landscape is a bit different now so even if you found a map you'd need to find mine which I'll upload later because I can't be bothered. Now have fun in your own little happy hell Raven. You're gonna need some luck to survive this without killing a single slime…

From

Shifter

Maybe the kid isn't that bad but I shouldn't get ahead of myself. Though he really won't give me a map… dick. Well I might as well look into the equipment he gave me. I go to open the closet and in there I find a… somewhat okay suit. I mean I would definitely like something less orange… wait what's this?

P.s I've added a function to change the color of the suit so it can help you in certain areas to hide yourself or just to look better. I need to remember that camouflage thing because you have NO AURA NOW! You take a hit you will be really hurt and bleed.

I hate that the brat wouldn't just include it in the main note. Really that's some lazy fucking writing. Whatever I just want to look nice so I switch the coloring to red and black. With these nice new colors and a vacuum… yeah a vacuum for my weapon I guess it's time to find out what this world is all about… I just hope nothing compares to how happy he makes this world sound… Happy isn't something I'm used to.

A/N Aaaaaand done. That felt actually really fun to write. Sure it isn't as fighty smashy as Void, Soul, And Aura but I like how this can go from here. I don't promise the best story but it will be my story so fuck it right? Right? Whatever I just hope you enjoyed an update ya beautiful gay babies. I hope you stay to read more… whenever more happens. Have a good day or night wherever you are BYE!