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This is a mental oneshot, I'm not sure how it'll turn out XD

Super Smash Fourth Wall

One day, in Smash mansion, a young boy named Ness was really, really bored. No, seriously, there was actually nothing to do; he had just eaten, the TV was smashed, the computer hadn't turned up, the flowers were trampled, his baseball bat was broken, his yo-yo was in a giant knot and he wasn't tired. He then remembered something, he could come to our planet! Or could he?...

What? I don't know!

He soon came to the barrier between our two dimensions and came across a rather peculiar wall with the number four on it separating our two walls and asked himself. "Why is there only a wall to stop me from escaping? It's also made of polystyrene..." he then PK Freezed it. It was fine, in fact he tried all of his powers and nothing, not even PK Starstorm could destroy it. Eventually all of the other smashers showed up.

"WHAT is going on here!?" yelled Peach.

"Oh, I'm trying to break this polystyrene wall!" replied Ness.

"You can't break polystyrene? That's pathetic!" commented Bowser.

"Oh, really?" asked Ness, now holding a chainsaw and trying to break the wall.

"Really," replied Bowser.

At this moment everyone was mumbling quietly to each other when Ike said, "Wait, if the author wanted this wall to be broken so badly then why don't they use author powers to do it?"

The wall then crumbled by their feet.

"Holy *bleep*, dude," commented Toon Link.

Epilogue:

Master hand smacked Ike and Ness so hard that they landed on Dr. Mario's planet to get healed. He had to pay thousands to get the wall rebuilt.

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And that's the end of that. Please don't flame, but reviews are appreciated.

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