A/N: HI! We were half asleep while making pom poms at book club when we came up with this idea. We aren't sane! That's a promise!
~ Wanderer and Ocean
It was a beautiful day in Konoha. Birds were singing, and everyone was asleep except the genin chasing Tora, the fire Daimyo's wife's cat, and the blonde pineapple head Saichi Nara, who had inherited the work ethic of his mother Temari. His father, Shikamaru, and older brother, Shikadai were still asleep. Temari was knocking over trees in the backyard over Hidan's pit.
Family bonfire that night!
At the Hokage's house, Himawari Uzumaki was preparing a surprise breakfast for her beloved family. Both of her parents worked so hard it was the least she could do to show she loved them.
At the Uchiha residence , Itachi Uchiha was sitting at his desk with his bubblegum pink hair sticking out in all directions, planning a prank against Boruto Uzumaki who dared to date his beloved older sister, Sarada. All he needed was a bunch of raw fish, rope, and sleeping pills. His team mates, Saichi and Himawari, would kill him later but it was worth it.
All was ready. Operation "Don't Date My Sister Part 74" was a go!
The peaceful morning was shattered when Boruto Uzumaki woke up hanging from a tree branch, covered in raw fish, and with every stray cat in Konoha trying to claw him down.
Itachi was laughing his head off on the roof of the next building when he got a sense of impending doom.
"ITACHI UCHIHA YOU BETTER NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT PRANK YOU TROUBLESOME IDIOT! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOU TO UNCLE GAARA AND UNCLE KANKURO WITH MY FAN! CHASING AFTER YOU IS SUCH A DRAG!"
Itachi immediately made a break for the border to Oto, only for his female teammate to intercept him on the way and juken him in the chest. This gave enough time for Saichi to open his fan to all three moons. A look of intense anger of his face.
Just another day in Konoha, especially for Team Three.
Mirai Sarutobi showed up to her team's usual training spot to see Saichi reading a scroll on wind jutsu, Himawari poking at her unconscious teammate, and Itachi on the ground looking as if he had lost even more brain cells.
"Oh hello sensei, we're ready for our training". Saichi replied not acknowledging the fact that Itachi was still on the ground muttering something about tomatoes. Mirai knew he would be fine since he hadn't lost his love for tomatoes. They were like Yondaime-sama and his ramen.
Itachi suddenly shot up and accidently smacked Himawari into a tree on the other side of the training field using his mother's super strength technique. Himawari angrily stomped back towards her team looking the same except. . . the fact that her eyes were consumed with anger and the Byakugan.
Saichi looked at his team mate with slight concern. "Look man, I already beat you up, so I don't want you losing anymore brain cells/ You better run before Hima catches you. Especially with that Byakugan and Uzumaki Chakra reserves."
Itachi didn't wait any longer before bolting away at top speed, Himawari hot on his tail.
Mirai wondered exactly why she had requested a genin squad for the 2947th time since getting Team Three. Then she remembered that she wanted to train Shikamaru's son just like Shikamaru trained her, and her father trained him.
Seeing that her team was busy and didn't really need her at the moment, Mirai walked off to get away from Itachi's girlish screams of pain. Saichi was on the ground reading again, while his teammates released all forms of stress. Itachi through screams, and Himawari through beating him.
"~Oh hi Metal-sempai. You look hot.~" Itachi giggled before passing out.
Saichi groaned "Oh, great! Now he's broken. What a drag! Come on Hima we better get him to his mom. Wait. Hima, didn't you want to practice medical jutsu?"
"Oh yeah, Mama said to practice the Mystical Palm Jutsu like Aunt Sakura taught me!"
Himawari kneeled down next to her "patient" and placed her glowing palms over Sasuke's mini pink-haired clone. Little did they know a figure was watching from afar, grinning evilly. "Well, well, well. Looks like luck is on my side, these three should be perfect. Forbidden Jutsu: Gates of Time!"
Suddenly, a vortex opened under the three genin of Team Three and they all fell through. Himawari and Saichi both attempted to cry for help of stop the fall, Itachi was dreaming about his Dad's tomato garden.
