"Cas, come down from there," Sam said.
"I forgot how," Castiel called down.
"Oh, just great, he forgot how to get down," Dean groaned. "Get down the same way you got up there!"
Castiel looked down from the tree. "Meow, that dog might get me!"
"Damn, it Cas! You're not a cat! Get out of the tree!"
"But I don't remember how to!"
Fluff-Butt looked up at Cas. Moron angel. Get down. I'm not going to chase you,.
"That dog lies!" Cas said.
"Cas, Fluff'Butt isn't after you," Sam said. "She… wants to help you to get down."
"Meow."
Fluff-Butt whined. I'll get the real cat. She walked off and returned a moment later with Brynn's cat Billy Bob following.
"Oh, no, Billy Bob, what are you doing with the dog?" Cas asked.
"The dog is your friend," Sam said.
"Sam, cut the Doctor Phil and shut up," Dean said.
"Dean, I'm just trying to help."
"You can help by playing Barbies with Denna."
"She's at school," Sam countered.
"Go bake cookies or something."
"Dean, this is stupid. For some reason, Cas thinks he's a cat. I think the trickster is involved in this."
"Like a trickster can make an angel think he's a cat," Dean scoffed. "Shut up and get the cat's treats."
"Dean, you're not feeding Cas cat treats!"
"Oh, come on! He thinks he's a cat! He's not gonna care!"
Billy Bob glared at Dean. You are NOT giving him my treats Human!
"The cat's giving me dirty looks," Dean told Sam. "You better go get those treats before he sprays me like he does to you."
Sam sighed. "Fine, but you're NOT feeding them to Cas."
When Sam brought the treats, Cas jumped out of the tree and started to beg for treats. Billy Bob hissed and growled at Cas. You can't have any!
When Dean gave a treat to the cat, Cas took it from the cat and ate it.
Billy Bob attacked.
"No! It's mine!" Cas said, lying on his back and hissing.
The Trickster (Gabriel) decided he'd had his fun and released Cas from his delusion.
Suddenly, Cas frowned. "Why am I acting like a cat?"
"Because you're a douchebag?" Dean guessed.
