This is an experiment at the same time a parody xD tell me what you readers think! ;)


Prologue

"My name is Kamiki Layla aka Lala! 24 years old"

"Are you single?"

"Of course!" she beamed, "Since birth!" she wiggled her eyebrows

"What are your talents?"

"Not only can I act but I can sing dance but my specialty is copying actors!"

"Alright" they motioned her to demonstrate

"Happy" she started jumping and squealing in joy

"Despair"

"Noo! How could you...the potatoes!" she wooed like how girls mope when they break up

"Now portray an animal"

"Mrrr-mark! Mark!"

"Why mark?"

"I'm portraying a dog with a speech disorder"

"Oohhh! Ahahahaha" they laughed and then looked at her in a pathetic way. Apparently her joke wasn't funny as she thought

"Errr" she scratched her cheeks

"Okay why do you think should we hire you for this role?"

"Because I have dignity and am a woman of pride, commitment and integrity. Thank you!"

"Hmmm" that caught their interest

"Uerhm may ask what exactly is my role?"

"My wife" Akashi's ruby eyes looked straight at her

And she screamed at the top of her lungs