chiv-id: Hey, another one! I fell in love with the Red vs. Blue series! Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

Tex: For the love of god, no.

chiv-id: Just jokes! Besides, it's just funny. I don't really like the sexual innuendos that don't come when he says it, like that "hairy plumber laying down pipe" thing...

Tucker: Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

Everyone except Tucker and Junior: SHUT THE HELL UP TUCKER!

chiv-id: Okay, now that we have that issue covered:

Disclaimer: chiv-id does not own Red vs. Blue, that's the Rooster Teeth people! No, I only own my original character, Louise! Now read this and the next chapter!


Shoot Now, Ask Questions Later

Prologue:

Louise Lavender "Crazy Carolina" DuFresne

Age: 20 years old

Relatives: Doc and the other Carolina (chiv-id: I don't know much about these two...)

Looks: Short, straight blonde hair that has a light purple streak in the front, baby blue eyes, slim body, peach-colored skin, lush pink lips, size B bust, around 5' 9", has a scar that runs from her left cheek to her right over her nose (think Naruto's Iruka…)

Personality: Has a dual personality-light and bubbly when she's in control, serious and kick-ass when she is being influenced by the AI; adores her older brother (Doc) and enjoys showing off her physical strength, very athletic, likes to party once in a while, knows more about treating wounds and other such medical stuff than Doc because she entered medical school and finished, trained in the same special project as Tex and Wyoming and has an AI named Ben


chiv-id: Well, read the next one! Shoo, go and read it!