Author's notes: Well, I don't really know if this is a First or not. But I thought it would be fun to do a little parody on one of those stupid reality television shows. So Weiss and Schwartz are going to be switching lives, so to speak. I don't know, a little idea I got today, so it may or may not get continued.

Disclaimer: I really don't own anything except this bizarre idea……

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Weiss

"Well, it's big enough."

The Weiss stood in the entry to Swartz's penthouse at the top of one of the tallest buildings in Tokyo. The hallway was white. And it was very long. When they stepped out of the doorway, their footsteps echoed.

"Let's open the doors, see where everything is," Omi suggested.

The other three nodded.

Ken opened one of the doors. "Well, I believe I've found Mastermind's room," he said. "That's where Yohji is staying, right?"

"Yeah."

"This one looks like it belongs to Berzerk, but so does the other one," Omi said, looking confused.

"Berserk has two rooms," Aya said. "One to sleep in, and one for them to hang him up in."

"How'd you know that?" Ken asked.

Aya waved an envelope in the air. "They left a note, like they were supposed to."

"Oh, right."

"We should get some sleep," Yohji said. "We've actually got something to do tomorrow."

The rest nodded. They all entered the room they were supposed to be "borrowing".

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Schwartz

"We're supposed to be staying here?"

"If you hadn't made that stupid bet with Balinese, we wouldn't have to do this," Nagi said, looking extremely annoyed.

"I was drunk!" Schuldig said.

"The bedrooms are upstairs, boys," the old lady said, right behind them.

Crawford, who looked like he was about to say something, simply closed his mouth and nodded.

"We've got a day off from that stupid flowershop tomorrow," Farfarello said, scanning the letter from Weiss.

"Good, I need to go through Balinese's stuff," Shuldig said, "Make sure he has something suitable for me to wear."

Five minutes later, Shuldig came storming out of Yohji's room. "I'm not sleeping in there," he said. "It smells funny, and it's covered with pictures of Neu---I mean Asuka. I can't take it, with her staring at me like that!"

Crawford took off his glasses, rubbing his eyes. This was going to be a long week.

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Notes: Okay, not much yet. But I'll keep going (maybe).