jacketsfan7774, Atlanta, GA
presents:

Nickelodeon's "The Fairly OddParents" in:
Prank-Off: The War for Cosmo and Wanda

Characters from and story based off "The Fairly OddParents."
© 2007 Nickelodeon, Viacom, Butch Hartman, and Frederator Studios.

CONTENT WARNINGS
This fanfiction is rated K+ for a general audience; comic mischief, mild violence, some romance (Timmy/Trixie), some brief language, and some toilet humor lies within.
Content warnings will appear at the beginning of every chapter. You have been warned; neither I nor this website will be held responsible for anyone failing to heed these warnings.

DISCLAIMERS
The story presented is my original idea, so please do not copy the idea without permission. All characters, places, and certain objects are the creations and original properties of Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon. Any other trademarks mentioned in this fanfiction are the sole properties of their respective owners. This is intended to be a fictitious story and any and all resemblances to real-life situations are purely coincidental.

REVIEWS AND COMMENTS
I encourage everyone to respond to my story, with any and all comments, good or bad. Please email me from my page, AIM me at wwffan7385, or Message me on MSN/Windows Live (same as email address)

Finally, as a random note, during the time I wrote this story (early 2007), FOP fans rejoiced that Nickelodeon has greenlit FOP for another 20 episodes. Congratulations to Butch Hartman and the rest of the FOP crew!

Now, it's time to begin our story, which we join near the end of May in Dimmsdale, USA…

CHAPTER 1
"Timmy Meets His Fate"
DISCLAIMERS: Characters owned by Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon
CONTENT: Mild violence, suitable for all ages

Timmy Turner loved the month of May. Besides the warm temperatures and the longer days, it was almost time for school to get out. And for a fifth-grader like Timmy, that meant no more Dimmsdale Elementary, no more Crocker, no more Francis, no more annoyances! And how does one like Timmy celebrate this fact? When you have fairy godparents like Cosmo and Wanda, you can celebrate in your own special way.

"Pull!"

"Timmy, do you think this is safe?" Wanda asked Timmy.

"Sure it is, dear," Wanda's husband, Cosmo, butted in. "It is Timmy's wish."

"Yeah, but I feel like Timmy might get in trouble for this somehow."

Reluctantly, Wanda pulled the lever she was holding in her hands. By pulling the lever, Wanda released a giant slingshot holding a raw chicken in it. Timmy was ready 60 feet away, with his Cosmo-bat. KA-BOOM! went the chicken into the Dinglebert's yard, the 10th one to land in their yard that day.

"Wow, the Dingleberts will be mad as heck!" Timmy exclaimed.

"Yeah," Cosmo added, "and this salmonella will treat up my acne just fine!"

Wanda sighed, disgusted as ever.

"Now," Timmy said, tying a handkerchief around his eyes, "let's try it even more challenging…" Timmy, unable to see, turned to where he thought the Dinglebert's house was. He was actually pointed towards Wanda.

"Timmy, I wouldn't…" Wanda tried to caution.

"Pull!" the blindfolded Timmy shouted in interruption. Wanda pulled the lever reluctantly again and Timmy, miraculously while blind, hit the chicken. KA-BOOM! went the chicken…directly into Wanda's face, knocking her out cold. Cosmo laughed at the sight as Timmy, taking the blindfold off, rushed to Wanda's side.

"Wanda!" Timmy shouted. "Are you ok?!?!?!?!?!"

Thankfully, Wanda eventually came to, although obviously concussed. "Wandissimo?" Wanda wearily said, not knowing where she was. "Is that you?"

"Hmph…" a jealous Cosmo said in disgust. Suddenly, the ground started to shake.

"Are we having an earthquake?" Timmy wondered aloud.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!" a voice boomed from the heavens. Before Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda could figure out who that was, they were whisked off to the heavens. They ended up in a square room that was covered in white on all four sides.

"Well, Timmy," Wanda, recovered from her concussion, said. "You've finally done it. They've put you in the Funny Farm."

"My home town…" Cosmo added.

"NO!!!!" the mysterious voice from above interrupted. "YOU'VE LANDED IN MY PUNISHMENT ZONE!!!" Suddenly, a flash of white clouds appeared in front of the three. As the clouds faded, the source of the booming voice became clear. It was Jorgen von Strangle, the ruler of all fairies in Fairy World, with an angry look on his face.

"TIMMY TURNER!!!!" Jorgen shouted loudly in Timmy's face. "Do you know the additions to 'Da Rules' for 2007?"

"We tried to tell him, Jorgen," Wanda tried to defend, "but he wouldn't list…"

"ENOUGH FROM YOU!!!" Jorgen shouted at Wanda, removing her mouth magically.

"She looks a lot better that way," Cosmo commented. Disgusted at her husband, Wanda poofed Super Toilet into the room and with a flick of her magic wand, poofed Cosmo inside of it. Frightened for his life, Cosmo screamed, "So…much…clogging…!!!!"

"Timmy Turner, let me go over the new rule that you VIOLATED!!!" Jorgen continued. "Under new Rule 32.6.07, you are not allowed to purposely spread salmonella to others AT ANY TIME!"

"Why was that rule added?" Timmy questioned.
"President Bush. He took over our world in 2005 after a hostile takeover. Anyways, that makes 10 minor rule violations this year! And you know what that means."

"What?"

"Mhmmmammmhmammahmm," Wanda tried to explain, but no words came out due to her lack of mouth.

"Another new rule for 2007 you don't know about!" Jorgen continued. "After 10 rule violations…"

"Oh no," Wanda thought. Educated on the new rules changes, she knew what was coming.

"Your godparents are AT RISK for the next 2 weeks!"

"WHAT?!?!?!?!" Timmy exclaimed. "What the heck does that mean?"

"For the next 2 weeks, you will compete with a random kid who does not have fairy godparents in a random competition of skill and mayhem! After 2 weeks, we as a complete Fairy World, who will be watching your every move, will make a vote to see which kid we think Cosmo and Wanda should be with! The loser will have their memory erased and forget all about Fairy World permanently!"

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" Cosmo, Timmy, and Wanda exclaimed all at once.

"And Cosmo and Wanda, you will be forced to remain impartial AT ALL TIMES!!! Else, you will be sent back here for 72 months of slave labor!"

"NO FAIR!!!" Cosmo and Wanda exclaimed.

"Now, to select our kid and challenge!"

Jorgen poofed the trio to the center town square of Fairy World, where the rest of the town waited in anxiety.

"This gift child has abused his privileges with his godparents and now must undergo this year's '2 Week Challenge'!"

The rest of the town cheered. Timmy was the first kid to have this punishment enforced on him in nearly 10 years.

"Now, to spin the spinner! Lie down on this wheel, Timmy."

Nervously, Timmy lied down on the wheel where his arms and legs were chained to the wheel.

"And to keep it interesting, we are blindfolding you," Jorgen said as darkened goggles were placed over Timmy's eyes, "to make it that you figure out who you are being challenged by. Now spin the spinner!!!"

Jorgen held both parts of the two-wheeled spinner and spun the wheel in opposite directions. The middle part, which held the blindfolded and disoriented Timmy, represented the arrow.

"Now watch, Fairy World," Jorgen explained, "the part Timmy's head lands on is the situation that will take place. The inside wheel represents the kid who will have the opportunity to take Timmy's godparents, while the outside wheel represents the challenge they will face!"

Cosmo and Wanda watched helplessly and nervously as Timmy's wheel started to slow down…

"Here it is…" Jorgen commented.

Finally the wheel stopped, to the cheering of the Fairy World faithful. Cosmo and Wanda gasped at the wheel's selection.

"Cosmo and Wanda!" Jorgen ordered. "You are to split up and explain the rules of this challenge to the kids. Cosmo, you will be with Timmy, and Wanda, you will be with our lucky winner. Instructions will be poofed down to you shortly. Now go!"

With a wave of his wand, the trio vanished from Fairy World. Timmy and Cosmo appeared back in Timmy's room as if nothing had happened. Taking off his blindfold, Timmy was dizzy beyond belief.

"Mommy, daddy, gone…" Timmy randomly said as he collapsed on the floor.

Meanwhile, Wanda poofed into a room that was filled with posters of sports figures and random redneck material.

"This definitely isn't Timmy's room," Wanda said. "Oh no, that must mean…"

Just then, the door to the bedroom opened, revealing the occupant of the room. He walked in and noticed Wanda floating in the open space.

"Who the heck are you?" Francis questioned with a puzzling look.

Is Francis really the kid Cosmo and Wanda might be assigned to?
What is the challenge facing the two competitors?
And what consequences will the challenge have for Dimmsdale Elementary?

All the questions will be answered (perhaps) in Chapter 2.