A/N: I'm back and better than ever. They took off my other story so I'm gonna try again mates. And again thanks to all who reviewed the other story, I appreciate it. Now let's get on with the story.

This is just going to be random and humorous. Well at least I'm going to try and make it so. Laugh at your own risk, I'm not responsible for any of you either.

Disclaimer: I don't own POTC or anything associated with it. Wish I did but….I don't so there.


Chapter 1

The sun was just above the horizon as a ship was sailing into port. Its' sails filled with wind and a confident captain at the helm. The ship: the Black Pearl, the captain: (isn't this obvious) Jack Sparrow. Now the Pearl had just returned from a rather plentiful raid... Actually the ship was just sitting in the ocean and really had nowhere it had to be. A rather interesting conversation taking place...

"How can this ship move with holes in the bloody sails, captain?" Jack eyed the sailor and replied, "Honestly, I have no bloody clue." Then mumbling to him self, "Why did Gibbs pick this crew again?"

"Because Jack, they're as crazy as you are."

"Gibbs."

"Aye, cap'n?" He stood there motionless next to him, then Jack looked over at Gibbs and said, "Go do somethin' useful."

"Aye, Jack"

"What?"

"Aye, cap'n. Sir"

Gibbs proceeded to the hull to grab a lounge chair, a beach umbrella and a couple of really nice martini glasses they got as loot from the raid. Gibbs brought it all up to the main deck.

"What the bloody hell is all this?"

"Ye told me to go do somethin' useful, cap'n. So I did."

"Good. Set it up."

It took Gibbs only a couple of minutes to set the chair and umbrella up.

"Ye didn't answer my previous question Gibbs."

"What question was that?"

Jack sat down in the lounge chair and looked up at Gibbs, "I believe I said and I quote, 'what the bloody hell is all this?'"

"Oh. The chair, umbrella and martini glasses you requested stay in your share of the loot, cap'n."

"Ah." Jack snatched the martini glasses and said, "Gibbs, get the newest crew member and I a couple bottles of rum. We're going to be civilized today."

"When did we get a new crew member aboard cap'n?" the first mate mumbled while going down to retrieve another lounge chair. "Wonder who he is?"


A/N: Sorry it's so short and a slight cliffie BUT I will try to do better next chappie. R&R and be as polite as possible. I don't like being flamed.