Pokemon Movie If I Made One: "Theatrical Trailer"

by Martial Arts Master

Pokemon and all related characters copyrighted by Nintendo, Game Freak, Creatures Inc., Satoshi Tajiri, TV Tokyo, 4Kids, and Wizards of the Coast. This fanfic is what a Pokemon movie would be like if I made it; hence the title. I uploaded something like this before, but misunderstood a rule of Fanfiction.net's and took it off. So now I'm starting from scratch. As the villain, this fanfic involves Mr. Bigelsworth. No, not the cat from Austin Powers. I'm talking about the anti-Pokemon writer who is no longer on Fanfiction.net. He was famous for writing ultra-violent fics in which Pokemon characters died. I am using his alias without permission because, since he welcomed the MSTings of his fics (before Fanfiction.net stopped allowing MSTings), I thought he would welcome this as well. Besides, I would've gotten his permission, but I have no idea how to contact him. Mr. Bigelsworth, if you are reading this, I do not intend to make fun of you as a person. Therefore, if this fanfic offends you, tell me in a review and I will take the fanfic off of Fanfiction.net. But only if you tell me to, Mr. Bigelsworth. This fanfic takes place after the recently released "Pokemon Heroes: Latios and Latias" movie, so one part of this fanfic might not make sense without having seen it. But I will do my best to explain that part as it comes so those who didn't see the movie will enjoy the fanfic as well. This fanfic, being a made-up movie, will be written in the style of a movie script. Also, with their permission, I have included Poke Actor and Sandact6 somewhere in this fic. I also asked Serebbi37, but she declined. I, too, will be appearing in this fanfic somewhere, but don't worry: this won't be like those self-insertion fanfics where the author makes themselves all-powerful. I, in this fanfic, will be no more powerful than any other trainer, and to prove it, I will be one of the ones to suffer sometime in this fanfic. This chapter, however, is only my vision of what a "theatrical trailer" of this movie would be if I made it. If you want to see the actual "movie", you'll have to wait until I create and upload those chapters. Now, on with the fanfiction.

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(Start with a black screen.)

Voice: The Pokemon world...

(Brief flash of a quiet forest. Then fade to black again.)

Voice: He who wishes to see it destroyed...

(Brief flash of Mr. Bigelsworth typing at a computer. Then fade to black again.)

Voice: Finally, those who will journey to save it.

(Brief flashes of Ash, Poke Actor, Sandact6, and Martial Arts Master standing together.)

Voice: All together, in the movie of a lifetime you won't want to miss!

(A logo appears: Pokemon Movie If I Made One.)

Voice: With Pokemon battles the likes of which you've never seen before!

(Shots of: Ash's Pikachu battling an more evil, satanic-looking version of itself, a Flareon battling a more evil, satanic-looking version of itself, a Charmander battling a more evil, satanic-looking version of itself, and a Raichu battling a more evil, satanic-version of itself.)

Voice: And a crazed villain who plans to destroy the Pokemon world!

(Scene of Mr. Bigelsworth laughing maniacally.)

Mr. Bigelsworth: I'll kill all those gay-ass Pokemon!

Voice: But wait...could there be someone else lurking behind the scenes?

(Shot of a dark figure looming over the "camera".)

Dark figure: You call yourselves heroes? You are nothing before my power!

(Shot of Ash Ketchum standing defiantly.)

Ash: Don't be too sure!

Voice: Misty and Brock, however, won't be around to help Ash this time around...

(Shot of Misty and Brock, fast asleep.)

Voice: Ash must therefore make new friends in order to save the day.

(Shot of Poke Actor shooting a gun at the dark figure.)

Poke Actor: Take that, you fiend!

(Shot of Sandact6, throwing two Poke Balls.)

Sandact6: Go, Pikachu and Raichu!

(Shot of Martial Arts Master, aiming a kick at Mr. Bigelsworth and getting pummelled back for his troubles by a more evil, satanic-looking version of a Vaporeon.)

Martial Arts Master: (groans) That smarts...

Voice: And...could there possibly be a surprise guest?

(Shot of the dark figure firing a blast of evil energy at Ash Ketchum, but a Psywave attack, which looks like a white energy ring like the one the Astounding Mandi's Exeggutor fired at Ash's Krabby in the "Round One -- Begin!" episode. Ash turns to look at the source and gasps. Since this is just a "theatrical trailer", however, we do not see who fired the Psywave. We just see Ash gasping, and a flying Pokemon in silhouette.)

Voice: Don't miss the next chapter in Pokemon legends!

(Shot of logo again, voice reads the title out loud:)

Voice: Pokemon Movie If I Made One! Coming to a Fanfiction.net near you!

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To be continued...

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Well, there's the "theatrical trailer." Keeps you guessing as to what the "movie"'s going to be like, doesn't it? Unfortunately, what I write may disappoint you, because I can't write as well as other authors, but hey, at least I'm not the worst writer on Fanfiction.net...at least, I don't think I am. E-mail all questions and comments to bleifer@comcast.net