I...I can't believe it. Money really ISN'T everything! Ugh...I never thought THAT thought would ever pop into my head! As long as there's love in the world...GUH! Nonononononono. There's absolutely NO way that I'm in love with.....him. Money is EVERYTHING!! I'm as straight as a line, ain't no way Eddy's gay..nuh uh. Not me. No way. No how.

As these disturbing thoughts clouded into his head, Eddy continuously shuffled his hands into the warm pockets of his blue jeans. There wasn't anything in them. One of those times that he wished he could find Ed and Edd so that they could help him scam some dumbass kids into giving them money. Or....to see the very gorgeous face of his genius of a best friend...

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop thinking gay thoughts, Eddy! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He didn't know why, but for some odd reason, he had been feeling very into his best friend, Edd. He always called him "Double D". His eyes, his voice, that very strange hat he always wore, and even the way he always rubbed his logic in his and Ed's faces....it simple wowed him. Okay, maybe it was more than just a simple crush.

Fuck you, gay thoughts. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

As he finally found his best friends at Ed's house, Eddy rushed his way to their path. Ed was picking his nose and Double D was reading a book on Advanced Physics. Double D looked up as he heard his plump friend running towards him. He flashed him a smile.

"Hey Eddy!". Eddy tried as hard as he could not to look at his friend and just burst out with, "I DON'T love you!". This slightly puzzled the genius as he watched his greedy pal run towards Ed. Although the comment kind of hurt, he smiled anyway.

Whatever you say, Eddy. Whatever you say.....