Ello! So I'm finished with another one-shot about the lovable PJO characters. Thanx to everyone who reviewed for my other story, Wishful Thinking. You guys made me smile:)

Remember- this is a as if they were never demigods, but as if mortals.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the PJO/HOO characters, except Addy. She's my OC.


"Guys, I need a nickname." Leo announced one day during lunch.

Annabeth looked up from her book and frowned. "Why do you need a nickname? Doesn't Piper already call you Repair Boy?"

Piper chewed her sandwich thoughtfully. "It's true. Why would you want another nickname if you have the best nickname available to you?"

Leo frowned. "I want an awesome nickname. Repair Boy is just lame. You guys all have cool nicknames."

Percy looked confused. "How is Seaweed Brain and Kelp Head awesome?"

"Because I came up with them." Annabeth told him.

"Hey!"

"Here's one, Leo." Jason suggested. "Easily Flammable."

Everyone laughed. They knew that Leo had a history of catching his clothes and other stuff on fire.

Leo shook his head. "Nice idea, Grace. But that's not catchy enough. Something like Supreme Commander or something like that."

"But you're not a supreme commander of anything." Frank pointed out.

Leo pouted. "Oh come on guys! Help your poor friend over here think! Think of something creative! Something cool!"

Addy smirked. "How about Tinker Bell?"

Everybody laughed. "Come to think of it, that is not such a bad idea. It totally works for Leo." Annabeth said between giggles.

"Tinker Bell does not work for me! First of all, she's white-"

"Racist!"

"Shut it Beauty Queen! And she's a girl!"

Jason pondered the situation. "We could make it work. Get Leo a teensy green dress, dye his his hair blond, put some powder on his face, and we're good to go."

Leo groaned. "Why Tinker Bell in the first place?"

"Because she mends things like you do. It's in her name." Addy said.

"What about the bell part?"

"We could put a cowbell around your neck. Plus when all the girls hear it, they'll to flee before you make them gag with you horrendous jokes."

Leo frowned. "But all the ladies love Leo!"

Hazel reached over and patted his shoulders. "Trust me. They don't."

Leo stuck out his tongue at her. "That's just cruel Levesque."

"Well, it's not just that the girls that you make gag. You make me gag too." Percy told him.

"You guys suck."

"We love you too."


Okay, so probably not the best, but I wanted to do something funny. Addy is my OC; you'll learn more about her in my other fanfictions I'm planning to post. Make sure to review- they make my day :)