HELLO MY LITTLE KITTENS! I'M NOT DEAD! Yeah sorry I haven't been really active lately but I was really sick the past week. I didn't have any energy to type (which is so frustrating) but now I'm here! This is in honor of the toothbrush joke from Jeff Dunham that someone used for a RoyEd, so I decided to write one for Cenamus! Enjoy!

Sheamus ripped the toothbrush out of his mouth and coughed violently, trying desperately to get the feeling and toothpaste out of his throat. John looked over to him worried and patted his back.

"Whoa Shea are you alright?" John asked.

Sheamus pounded on his chest one more time just to be sure before spitting and wiping his mouth with one of the towels.

"Yeah fella, I'm fine. I just gagged on me toothbrush is all."

John gave him an 'uh-huh' before sticking his own toothbrush back in his mouth. He knew what it was like to gag on a toothbrush and it sucked. He's never heard of anyone getting a toothbrush lodged in their throat before, but figured that it would hurt like hell. Wait why does that even matter? John glanced back over to Sheamus who had begun brushing his teeth again, a clever comment popping in his head.

"Hey Sheamus, can I ask you something?"

Sheamus just grunted, assumingly a yes.

"How is it that you can give me amazing blow jobs but you gag on a toothbrush?"

Sheamus froze, glancing at John before taking his toothbrush out of his mouth and looking at it. He stared at it for a little while before shrugging and putting it back in his mouth again.

"The toothbrush is bigger."

OK, John almost gagged on his toothbrush when Sheamus said that. He looked at Sheamus, who was trying not to laugh, astonished.

"The toothbrush is bigger? There's no way that's true!" John said, pouting.

"Are you sure fella? I think you and I both know that I can definitely tell someone how big your dick is."

John rolled his eyes, fighting a blush that threatened to spread across his face. "Well maybe we have different points of view."

Sheamus chuckled. "Oh yeah fella, we sure do. It all depends on where I'm taking it."

"Bow chika bow wow."

"What the hell? How old are you fella, like 13?"

"Hey, I'm a kid at heart! Besides that wasn't me being immature, it was the author squeezing in a Red vs Blue reference."

"…did we just break the fourth wall?"

"What?"

"What?

"What?"

"….back to the subject at hand."

"Right….how can you say that the toothbrush is bigger? Do we need to test that theory?"

Sheamus shook his head. "No, we've already tested it 73 and a half times."

"Wait 73 and a half? What's with the half?" John asked, not remember a 'half'.

"Remember that one time I was blowin' ya and one of the tech guys walked in? I had to spit ya out 'cause I was so embarrassed."

"Oh yeah...sex in the office, ah good times. Oh remember when Ryder glued that fake spider to your head and you freaked out for like an hour? I got a bunch of pictures of you flailing with my phone. Guess who has a new desktop wallpaper, this guy! " John said, musing.

Sheamus rolled his eyes at his boyfriend.

I certainly am one lucky guy. Sheamus thought to himself.

Haha I snuck in another Red vs Blue reference! SUCK IT! Now y'all might be wondering about Shinderella and I'm unsure when I'll be able to publish the next chapter. The reason is that I'll be spending spring break at my mom's house because my dad is going to the Philippines (he's so gonna get mugged). But on the bright side I'll be able to watch RAW, Main event, and Smackdown! Yayness! Reviews are love!

Love and yaoi

~ladyknights104