This is the accumulation of long tedious hours of nothingness. Be warned: This fic is full of stupidity and ridiculousness.
Also note that this fic was written before Season 2 was released.
Updated: June 9th, 2016
10 ways to Annoy Dante and Team Members.
~Dante
1. Ask him if he's going bald.
2. When he tells you his age, begin to tearfully comb through his hair, screaming "I see grey!"
3. Sit him down and very seriously ask him about his love life.
4. When he says, "It's none of your business," Say "I KNEW IT! YOU LOVE LOK!"
5. When he starts protesting, say "Tsk Tsk, and all this time you've been leading Zhalia on."
6. Go through his amulet collection, and put them in wrong places.
7. When battling foes, yell out completely unnecessary advice.
8. Stalk him.
9. Ask him why he has a beard.
10. When you see his training room, walk around with a frown on your face. Tell him you're clearly not impressed as Montahue's is ten times better.
~Zhalia
1. Tell her Dante has been leading her on.
2. Dye her hair pink.
3. Interview her multiple times, in very poor disguises, claiming you're from 'The New York times' and her number one fan.
4. Continually snap pictures of her as if she's a model.
5. Send her makeup and hair products for her birthday.
6. Also yell out unnecessary advice while Zhalia's in battle.
7. Take her Amulets away, yelling "Ladies aren't supposed have dangerous weapons!"
8. Lock her in a Library.
9. Wake her up by dumping ice water on her.
10. Pester her by asking her to cook pancakes.
~Lok
1. Tell him Dante loves him, and show him a forged Dante diary to prove it.
2. Claim Sophie's off with her secret boyfriend.
3. Ask him how many times he had to dye his hair before he achieved his current color of blonde.
4. When he gets something wrong in school, yell "BLONDIE!"
5. If he doesn't believe that Dante's in love with him, tell him that his sister is dating Dante.
6. Tip off Cherit to beat him in chess.
7. Try to trip him 24/7
8. Make him sing Karaoke.
9. While in battle, pretend to be a damsel in distress so he'll have to save you
10. Laugh at him for no particular reason.
~Sophie
1. Tell her Lok and Dante are gay for each other.
2. Tell her the Library burned down.
3. Claim you know her long lost brother
4. When she asks you about him, stare at her, confused, gently pat her on the shoulder and remind her she's an orphan and that it is okay to hallucinate sometimes.
5. When she points out that you were the one to bring up the subject, look even more confused and tell her she's being delusional.
6. Tell her the Casterwill mansion burned down.
7. Follow her around, quoting incorrect quotes from 'War and Peace.'
8. Tell her she got a A minus on her test.
9. Claim she got rejected by Stanford.
10. Say, "I have a Sabriel Amulet." Pull out her A minus test instead.
~Cherit
1. Ask him how old he is.
2. Gasp dramatically when he says his age.
3. Point out that he has white hair.
4. Tell him he looks like a furry mouse
5. Nickname him "Baldy"
6. Pull his tail often
7. Snap pictures. with the flash ON.
8. When out in public, scream "LOOK! A flying mouse!"
9. Dye his fur Hot pink.
10. Send him a mirror, so he can admire himself.
For All
1. Send them a Christmas card apologizing for all your shenanigans.
2. Enchant the card, so after they read it, it floods Dante's house.
