This is my first fanfic.

So if you don't like it, just please don't flame me or something.

Disclaimer: I don't own KH


Another boring day..

Roxas: Go fish.

Xigbar: Damnit! -slams the table-

Xemnas: This is ridiculous. We should get back to the headquarters and continue plotting our next assignment.

Then along came.. them..

Axel: Hey, guys! What's up?

Demyx: We've got a joke that we're sure to make you guys crack!

Xigbar: Crack?

Xemnas: Do tell.. -rolls eyes-

Axel: Ok. So it goes like this..

Demyx: There was this carrot, ok? -laughs a lot-

Axel: Haha! Yeah, and this carrot -laughs hysterically-

Roxas: -snicker-

Xemnas: You get their joke?

Roxas: No. They just laugh funny.

Xemnas: And you?

Xigbar: As if.

Xemnas: Well then. I guess that's settled. If you're looking for me, I'll be at the base.

Xigbar: Same here.

Axel: Wait! laughs The carrot! -pounds on the table laughing-

Demyx: Yeah! It was in this field, ok? It was the only carrot there.

Xemnas: Oh, and let me guess, the others were horse radishes, huh?

Demyx: No! They were..

Axel: Onions!

Demyx and Axel: -Laughs uncontrollably-

Xemnas: Suuure..

Roxas: What? That isn't even funny..

Xigbar: I know, so can we please get the hell outta here?

Demyx: Wait! So he was so fed up.

Axel: That he moved to Florida!

Axel and Demyx: -laughs again-

Xemnas: Oh my god..

Roxas: Haha.. that is kinda funny.

Xigbar: Funny? More like..

Xemnas: Stupid? Nonsensical? Immature?

Xigbar: ... Sure.. if you put it that way..

So three of the five went back home. And the other two were left.. to die of laughter, if that was ever possible.


How did you like it? I know that Nobodies can't really laugh or be happy but.. oh well.. for the sake of fanfiction, right? I don't really care if you don't Review, just don't flame.. even if it wasn't funny (That was just some random incident with my cousin and his nonsense-ness, if that's a word.) This will only be a one-shot, unless I get enough reviews to encourage me out of sloth and laziness..