9th December 1998
My name is Dolores Jane Umbridge, and I hate children. I am a beautiful person who loves pink. But my temper crossed when Lord You-Know-Who tried his best to take over Hogwarts and that boy Harry Potter tried to stop him. The Lord's plan was good. He and his Death Eaters tried to take over Hogwarts. I helped. No one knew it but I am a Death Eater. Cornelius is with me. I am the one who ordered Fernir Greyback to kill that 5-year-old boy and I was the one to tell him to kill that Lavender Brown girl. I was the one who asked the Dark Lord to call Potter to the Forest. Yes, it was me. I am great, truly I am.
But my identity was revealed. Mudblood Granger-girl saw me after My Lord took his last breath. They really hated me after that. Well, they hated me more after that. What could I do? I disapparated to Rodolphus Lestrange's house. He lost his poor wife Bellatrix who did a great deed by killing the traitor Sirius Black. He and his Brother Rabastan took good care of me. They gave me shelter. They protected me by secretly living with me in a random muggle's house, and the muggle we killed.
Now this Granger Mudblood is Minister. I mean, what the hell! Who wants her? She is a useless person! I am surprised that poor Bellatrix had not aimed to kill her, too, in the Death Chamber along with Traitor-Black! One day we did a terrible mistake. You see, I am addicted to pink. So I was careless not to put on a different coloured coat. I wore my favourite pink coat to get some air and to kill some more muggles. Unfortunately, Rabastan and Rodolphus came with me. Then, we did not know that Kingsley Shacklebolt was behind us.
He petrified us and immediately called the Mudblood. She took me, Rodolphus and Rabastan to the Ministry. They had a huge dose of veritaserum there which they used on us three. What could we do? We blabbed all our secrets out to the mudblood. I was sent to Azkaban. God Knows where Rodolphus and Rabastan are now. I was allowed my pink diary to prison. So I wrote my story. I am rotting in here.
Someone give me food.
