This is taken from the movie not the book

Legolas and Aragorn's journey

by me

chapter 1 - lotta stuff

disclaimer: bite me

One day Legolas and Aragorn decided to go on a journey of perilous peril, dangers danger and lots of other stuff. Legolas and Aragorn decided on many stupid things, one being bringing Frodo along. Why? Cause three is a spiffy number.

Legolas kicked Frodo, "Out of the way hobbit!"

"Whoooooaaa, someone woke up on the wrong side of the tree today." Frodo ran ahead with Aragorn. "Strider! Save me! You promised to protect me for reasons unknown!"

Aragorn gave his weed pipe to Legolas and promptly said: "I love cookies."

Legolas took Aragorn's Eggo Waffle ( tm btw) because he had nothing better to do at this present moment. He did, though, have two options: Kick Frodo or steal Aragorn's waffle. He chose the waffle. Why? Elves like waffles that's why.

"HEEEY! LEGGO MY EGGO LEGOlas!" Aragorn got the Caps Lock stuck in the process of screaming. "They are not just any waffles Legolas! They are waFULLS, filled with raspberry gooey shit in the damn middle."

"No one said it was yours! You took it from Elrond for he is magically delicious." Legolas retorted.

"Hmmmmmm...... magically delicious Elronds...." Frodo hummed.

Legolas whacked Frodo upside the head for he is quite the moody elf today.

"Legolas, you are quite the moody elf today," said Aragorn.

"Spiffy."

"Yes, it is all spiffy my elf."

"Bite me Aragorn."

"Very well." So Strider -- whose name was magically changed by the magical elves upon the magical place that they are in -- bit Legolas.

"Ouch." Said Legolas rather stupidly for elves suck at expressing any emotion whatsoever.

"Quite." Says Strider.

"Does he taste good?" Frodo asked.

Legolas and Strider whacked Frodo... the hobbit. Or Frodo Baggins, whatever you prefer to call him. Frodo cried, Legolas express amusement, Strider ate some cookies. Or if you want the coherent way:

Frodo fried, Legolas laughed and Strider sighed. How's that coherent you ask? Eat some cookies and find out.

Anyway Legolas was shined upon by the light of a thousand other elves, therefore being graced with an idea. "I was graced with an idea Aragorn."

"OOH! DO TeLl LeGolas!" Strider fucked up the Caps Lock once more. "Uh....btw, my name was changed magically by magical elves upon the magical place we stand on to Strider."

"Well, STRIDER, I had the idea to braid our hair!"

"Your brilliance astounds me Legolas!"

So they go off to braid each others hair, mostly Legolas' for he already had braids and long hair. Frodo cried again, for he seems to do that a lot.

Will Legolas and Aragorn - whose name was magically changed by magical elves upon this magical place - ever start their quest?

Will Legolas try to braid his whole head then add beads?

What of this magical Eggo waffle?

Will Strider ever get over his cookie obsession?

Will Frodo ever stop crying?

Stay tuned to find out!

Me: this should not have been read by idiots with no humor! Now, have a cookie.

--jackass

"the name fits the person"