Jason's "Electrifying" Experience
Me: Yo, Baxter the Cat in the house! (*crickets chirping*) Man what a tough crowd… Anyway, Jason has been begging me to give him his own story and this one came to mind.
Jason: Thanks buddy!
Me: Ha, ha anytime Jason, anytime. Now… hey, where's my pizza?
Jason:*munch, munch*
Me: Jason, what are you eating?
Jason: Some leftover pizza from the fridge
Me: Damn it Jason, that's my pizza! As punishment, you'll say the disclaimer!
Jason: Crap… Ok. Most of the characters belong to SEGA. The OCs belongs to Baxter the Cat. Um… did I get everything?
Me: It would appear that way, so on with the story.
In the Prower household lived two kitsunes (foxes for those who don't know) named Miles "Tails" Prower, the younger brother, and Jason Prower, the older brother. Both were bored and had nothing to do.
Tails: It looks like we did everything we could think of, what is there left to do?
Jason: Well you could bring Cream over…
Tails: I don't think so; I know what you think about Cream and all our female friends.
Jason: *Lost in thought*
Tails: Um, Jason?
Jason: *Still lost in thought* *small nosebleed*
Tails: See Jason, this happens every time you think about them.
Jason: Yes but you don't know how I think about them. Heh, heh.
Tails: By the way you look right now, I'm really sure that it's perverted. Very perverted.
Jason: Right you are Tails! Um… I'll be right back; I gotta go plug my nose before I die.
Tails: Should I call the hospital?
Jason: No, but can I get you to buy some light bulbs and some "magazines" for me?
Tails: For the hundredth time, I'm not 18 yet, I'm 17 you idiot.
Jason: Fine, just get the light bulbs. *plugs nose to stop the bleeding*
Tails: Alright. *leaves*
Jason *to self-* Damn, not only is he smart, he keeps the ladies away from me… especially Rouge. Boing, boing, heh heh heh. *mild nosebleed* Damn, gotta stop that…
A few hours later…
Tails: Jason, I'm back… WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Jason: *Singing the opening to Sailor Moon*…What, I got bored.
Tails: I just never expected… this is the first… ah, never mind. Here are the light bulbs you wanted.
Jason: Thanks Tails. Now I'll go replace the bulb in the bathroom. Quick question, did you shut the light off after it blew out?
Tails: I thought you did.
Jason: Oh well, I'll just replace it anyway so wish me luck.
After Jason leaves to the bathroom to replace the bulb
Tails: Wait, I think the light is still…
The lights suddenly dimmed and a zapping sound and screaming can be heard from upstairs. After the lights returned to normal and Jason comes back with his fur looking like it was blow-dried and charred.
Jason: Tails, I thought you said the light was off.
Tails: Sorry, I just remembered after you left.
Jason: Well at least the bulb was replaced… after I was fried. I think I'll go lay down for a bit… *falls over*
Tails: Jason? Come on don't die on me, man! You can pull…through?
Jason: *sleep talking* Come on ladies, there's enough of me to go around. So who's first…? OW!
Tails: Damn it Jason, you had me thinking you were dead!
Jason: *fully awake* Come on Tails, can't a man dream?
Tails: No.
Jason: What a buzz kill. I'll just work on my gun then.
Tails: I don't think that's the best…
ZAP
Tails: I'm not calling the hospital because you won't learn anything if I did.
Jason: … What a caring brother…
Me: Well that's what happened when Jason decides to change a light bulb.
Jason: Wait, why did you make bad stuff happen to me?
Me: It was either that or you lose your tail and half your IQ points. You wouldn't want that to happen, would you?
Jason: N-n-no, forget that I'd said anything!
Me: That's what I thought. Anyway, I hoped that you liked this and please review!
Jason: See ya!
