Hey, so I wanted to do some stuff on Teens Next Door so I thought I'd invent my own characters and stuff and just go with it. Don't expect anything deep and meaningful, this is just to take my mind off stuff :').
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Just realised I said stuff 3 times. I'm achieving.
Teens Next Door
England
Sector E
It was a dull, ordinary day in Sector E. There seemed to be no trouble in the entire country, apart from the occasional student riot on university fees, which wasn't really a concern of the TND. Alex stared blankly at the monitor of his computer, endlessly scrolling down various tumblr pages. He sighed and spun around on his chair. "Numbuh 203?"
Alice looked up from her position on the couch. "Mmmhm?" She yawned, stretching both arms high above her pink hair.
"Are you keeping track on incoming transmissions?" He didn't know why he had ask, knowing full well the answer.
Scraping at her candy floss nail varnish she sighed and rolled her eyes. "If I say yes will you shut up and let me watch my program?"
Alex ran a hand through his messy brown locks. They desperately needed cutting, but he was a teenager, and teenagers are notoriously unmotivated. "Whatcha watching?"
"Jeremy Kyle."
"What's that?" He asked, squinting at the screen.
"A holding pen for tramps, the homeless and uneducated folk." She chuckled under her breath. "Look, there's you."
Alex glared at the man on screen. He was obviously on some kind of drug and was dressed entirely in Umbro. "Well there's you." He smirked, pointing at a wrinkling woman, her teeth yellowing from cigarettes and her hair shone with grease. "Why do you watch this?"
"It's fun to laugh at the chavs." Alice replied honestly. "And next time you compare me to one of those creatures you'll get a slap in the balls."
Everybody dance now!
Maddison spun in the middle of her bedroom floor, wax strip in hand, and danced her way over to Mark. His eyes were wide with terror as she pirouetted towards his leg hair. "Err, Maddy, I dunno about this." He said nervously.
Maddison waved her arms in the air to the sound of the music and slapped the wax strip onto Mark's awaiting leg. "This'll only hurt a bit."
"Yeah righ-FUCK!" Hey yelled, leaping across the room. "Oh my god that hurt so much!" He panted, rubbing his now red leg.
"No pain no gain pretty boy. We'll finish waxing then I'll do your fake tan. OMG we're gonna look just like TOWIE!" She squeaked, dragging her friend back to the bed. "Now just grit your teeth."
Nicole frowned at the screams of pain coming form the room above her. She didn't know why Mark and Maddy put themselves through that torture every time they went out. She rolled her eyes and got back to the conversation at hand. She was on webcam with Numbuh 86 of KND Moonbase. "What was that?" Fanny asked, frowning down the lens.
"Numbuhs 204 and 205 are 'primping'." Nicole turned down her music then looked sternly back at Fanny. "Now, what I really wanted to talk about was my sister-"
"I KNEW IT!" The red head screeched. "I KNEW YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE I GOT MY HELMET!"
Nicole rubbed her deep brown eyes, anger growing inside her. "This is serious, Fanny! If you decommission her it could ruin her life! She's just a kid-"
"We're all just kids teenager!" She sneered the last word, distaste clear in her voice. "And besides, she called me a vagina! Are you laughing at me, Nicole?"
Numbuh 208 covered her mouth. "No, no, not at all, Fanny. All I'm saying is that this could be resolved by good old fashioned arguing, instead of, you know, wiping her memory of the last six years."
"Shut up teenager! You're not the boss of me!" With that Numbuh 86 ended the chat and the screen went blank.
