(It's a joke, people)
Day oen!
Sora wakes up adn gets outa bed and goes to get dressed in his clothes because he doesnt want to rn ootsaide naekid!!1
so then he puts on his clothes which has a ton of chains and belts and allt hat stuff and looks like he's into BSDM but he isnt becaus es an in no cent boiii who lieks to be in his clothes even when hes not in hs clothes except in SHOWAR where ther is whater that makes him wet and he gets a cold if he wheres clothes in SHOWAR.
so after clothes are on he goes outside
"AHHH WHAT A GREAT SPRING DAY THE PERFICT DHEY TO START CODEGE!"
Sora yells at the top of lung!
So then sora which is japanese for sku goes and looks at the thing that which he is being already named afturr! The skai! So after loking at skaiu the boy named sora walks inside again to find his pet hampstur HAMTARO sleeping n a cage made of metal so he doesn't chew through it like a beaver altho bevers like to chew on wood not metal because metal is harder than wod and tasts bad and stuff and it makes their mouthes bleed all over the place and then they cry at ground.
"HELLO TAMTARO! WAKE UP AND GO TO FIRST GDAY OF COLLEGE WOTH MEE!"
Yells sora also known s SKYBOY and then the hamtaro wakes up and stares at sora with tored look on face and yawns.
"I don't know sora, don't you tink that people will think younare strange for having a hampsert in you desk?"
"OF COARS NAWT"
Says skyboy sora with grin on face and they both laugh with their mouths and eyes and hair altho hamtaro doesnt have hair he has fur because he is not pepple.
So sora takes the hampster to place called Fantasy College Island Place to go lurn how to talk good and then be smart because sora os not smart he uses a key to fite wit things and using a key isn't smart you might break it and then won't be able to use to open liquor cabinits to get drink altho sora not pld enough for getting drink because sora is 22.
thats it for first day of skool!
to be continued...?
