Harry Potter and his near death experience!

Harry sat in his Defence against the dark arts class fiddling with his parchment . Nelville threw a piece of paper at his head. Harry read it carefully. Are you coming with us to candy mountain?

Harry threw it away angrily. 'I'm the leader of the pack I should decide where we go.' Harry felt insulted

That Ron , Hermione , Ginny and Nelville would make plans without him. He agreed gruffly anyway.

They had to skip a few classes. Harry could not understand why this stupid mountain was so important.

They all had rucksacks and trudged through the forest. Harry wore a khaki ensemble that he thought made him look sexy. Although Hermione sniffed at it a bit . But she has no taste . Curls are so last year.

Harry walked faster to be next to Ginny.

'So this candy mountain place , what's up with that ?'

'Only the biggest club on this planet' Ginny looked at him as if it was a crime to not know about it.

Harry felt embarrassed. Harry always knew that sort of stuff. He felt unfab.

' Oh look unicorns !' Ginny exclaimed . Ron's eyes lit up.

' OOOOH I love unicorns! Can we keep ' em?' The white unicorn frowned .

'No freaking way you fruitcake.'

Hermione did not like the way this creature spoke to her man like that.

'Shut up , just because you have issues does not mean you insult my Ron ,' she hissed as she comforted him.

'Who are they Charlie? Are they are friends? Said the pink unicorn.

'Yeah Charlie can we keep them?' asked the blue one.

' Are they male or female ?' asked Harry'

Ginny shrugged her shoulders.

' Are we going to Candy mountain Charlie . Can we , can we, can we , can we?'

'Yeah Charlie let's go to candy mountain .'

'candy mountain Charlie.'

'C-H-A-R-L-I-E C-A-N-D-Y M-O-U-N-T-A-I-N!'

'kill me now!' he screamed as he ran from the coloured pals.

There was awkward stares as Charlie became a blur in the distance.

Ginny turned to Harry. ' Harry I'm scared.'

'Harry?'

'Is that your name ?'

' Are you going to candy mountain Harry?'

'Harry , will you come with us?'

'Why do you wear glasses?'

'Are you blind'

' Can you see me ? Hello? Hello? Hello?'

'Do you like doughnuts?'

'OOOOOH I like doughnuts we should totally get some!'

'HARRY HARRY RHYMES WITH CHARLIE!'

Harry now understood why that unicorn was so upset. As they kept bothering him Harry attempted to point his wand to his temple .

But Ginny snatched it out of his hands and pointed it at the annoying unicorns soon the smell of roast pony filled the forest .

Harry spotted the white unicorn as he was about to take an overdose of sugar cubes.

He put his hand on the animals shoulder.

'IT'S over man. The pain is gone ./' they all decided to return to hogwarts to celebrate.