Power Rangers: TimeSpoof Episode 1: Trip's Invention Fiasco

Gluto: Welcome to the first complete episode of Power Rangers: TimeSpoof. This show is a parody of Timeforce. I, Gluto, the most unused character of the show-

*Gluto wipes tear from his eye*

Gluto:-am hosting to get revenge on those TimeForce stars. This'll show them. They'll look as bad as I do! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-

Cameraman: Uh, Gluto, the show.

Gluto: Oh, yes right, of course. Anyway I put together 2 scenes today, not to mention a mini-scene as well as a profile for a lost 6th Ranger. In the 2 first scenes Trip is having problems thinking of weapons for the team. What lengths will Trip go to, to be appreciated still? Well Trip, I feel your pain.

Cameraman: That isn't the line.

Gluto: The heck it ain't.

Cameraman: Uh...

Gluto: FINE! I'll start again. What lengths will he have to go to, to be appreciated still? Well let's find out. This first scene takes place in the Clock Tower. Trip and Circuit are the only ones in the room while Trip ponders. Roll it!

*screen blackens*

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*scene starts*

Trip: How about I make something that's very hot, produces light, is energy, and is orangey.

Circuit: Sorry Trip, already been invented. actually discovered. Well anyway it's called fire.

Trip: Dumb guys always beating me to things. Okay I have an idea. Circuit, get me a sandwich, my tool case, my picture of Jen, my "How to Pretend to Be an Alien from a Planet that Doesn't Really Exist" kit and my thinking cap. It's gonna be a long night.

Circuit: Um, okay Trip.

*Circuit gets items*

Trip: Thank you. Now go, I have to work in peace.

Circuit: Okay Trip, but be careful. I'm gonna go make prank phone-calls to Captain Logan again. Bye.

Trip: Okay, let's go.

*several hours pass*

*Circuit enters the room*

Circuit: Trip, are you done-

*Trip is dancing in a disco suit with a green Afro wig on*

Trip: Uh... I guess my. uh. hypno-beam to make mutants dance disco really worked.

Circuit: Have you been loitering?

Trip: No, no, no. Working, I've been working.

Circuit: What are those papers?

Trip: Blueprints. Yeah, that's it, top secret blueprints don't look.

Circuit: The. Official Rulebook to Discoball?

Trip: Um...

Circuit: Trip I'm gonna take all your stuff away except your tool box. You'd better come up with something.

Trip: What are you, my mom?

Circuit: No, I'm your Cybernetic Super System 10,000 with built in hyper chips to scan the surface of-

Trip: Okay, I'll work, I'll work.

Circuit: Fine. Now, I'll come to check on you in an hour, so good luck.

Trip: Okay.

*1 hour later Circuit comes in*

Circuit: Did you make something?

Trip: Yes.

Circuit: What is it?

Trip: For all those mutants that are really strong...

Circuit: Yes?

Trip: I made this!

*Trip takes out wooden stick with lots of metal stuff glued on*

Circuit: ...

Trip: It's a "metal stick." You beat it against the mutants and make their head hurt.

Circuit: You spent an hour making that?

Trip: Well I also made this...

*Trip takes out socks with two socks sewn to the tips and a pink button and strings by the button on the crease, and blue buttons above that*

Trip: It's a Sock Bunny.

Circuit: Trip, only an idiot would want to use a "metal stick."

*Wes comes in*

Wes: Cool stick. You could really hit some mutants with this. Thanks Trip.

Circuit: Point proven.

*screen fades to black*

*screen fades back to Gluto*

Gluto: Ha, ha, ha, ha. I showed those rangers. Well anyway we've got another scene coming up next. This time the rangers get in battle with a mutant named Snatchercon. They're... oh I'll let you see for yourself. Roll it!

*screen fades to black*

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*scene starts*

Jen: Yo, Snatchercon. Come and get us.

Frax (in the distance): Oh poor little rangers. With Snatchercon stealing your powers it'll be up to Trip's weapons to save you. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Snatchercon: Now you rangers, Ransik sent me-

*Frax jumps out*

Frax: FRAX! FRAX! The name is Frax! I sent you! NOT RANSIK! Frax!

Snatchercon: Like I would obey a robot.

Frax: Oh, why do my evil plans never work?

Snatchercon: Anyway I'm here to do this.

*Snatchercon sucks the ranger's powers*

Snatchercon: Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Lucas: Oh no, what can we do?

Trip: Don't worry guys. Here, take a "metal stick." Attack!

Snatchercon: Oh, come on now. You can't be serious.

Trip: Alright guys , get out your applings. You know those apples on springs. Yeah. This'll distract him and while he's eating we'll-

*Snatchercon eats all 5 apples while Trip continues to talk*

*Eric shows up*

Eric: You know, maybe I should help you.

Wes: Eric!

Eric: Maybe I shouldn't.

*Eric leaves*

Trip: Oh I don't know what to do. How about you use your blinghts? You know those lights that are so strong they blind you momentarily.

Snatchercon: Oh, come on now. Ow... it-is-so-light. What-will-I-do? Sunglasses!

*Sunglasses pop up on Snatcheron's head*

Trip: Oh man! Mr. Rabbitems, what do I do?

*Trip takes out the sock bunny*

Snatchercon: Huh! I don't believe it! A sock bunny! I love those! Aw....

Jen: Guys attack!

*the rangers attack and defeat the distracted Snatchercon*

Frax: Oh, why do my evil plans never work? If it was any other mutant but me-

*Ransik pops up from nowhere*

Ransik: You're a robot.

Frax: Oh, master Ransik.

Ransik: Stupid robot!

*Ransik starts kicking Frax*

Frax: Ugh, here we go again.

*screen fades to black*

*Gluto is shown again*

Gluto: Well, well, now who's the idiotic one, huh? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Well I want to show you something very special now. It's a 6th Ranger parody. Yup, this 6th Ranger never quite made it. Here it goes:

Ranger- Black Timeforce Ranger

Identity- Jim "The Bat" Nolights

Story- Jim always wanted a challenge so he'd always read in the dark and see how much he got right. One day Jim read about a Timeforce morpher hidden in a far away cave. He got it, but stayed in the cave where it was nice and dark. It turned out the morpher turned into a Dark Morpher, forming the Black Ranger.

Reason Why He Never Made It- Jim, always wanting a challenge would fight in the dark. Well actually he read so much in the dark he stayed in the dark all the time. This blinded the other rangers.

Gluto: Yup, good ol' Jim. I even prepared a scene with Jim in it. Roll it.

*screen turns black*

*scene starts*

Jen: Come on everyone! Let's go! There's a mutant attack!

Kaite: Shhhhh! You'll wake Jim.

Jen in a whispery voice: Oh, sorry, come on everyone.

*The team goes to battle Nightacon*

Jen: Meet doom, Nightacon. You're only special ability is that you can see in the dark. It won't help you now.

Jim: Wait guys! You forgot me! Darkasaurus-Rex, arise! Darkasaurus-Rex, attack!

Trip: Ah, shoot. This time we almost started to begin to battle! We might've won.

Nightacon: Yes! Ransik said I was useless, but I was right! Yes!

*A voice says Frax*

Nightacon: Huh?

*Frax pops out*

Frax: FRAX! My name is Frax!

Jen: Tsssssst. Like he'd work for a robot.

Frax: ARGGGGHHHHH!

*screen fades to black*

*goes back to Gluto*

Gluto: Well I believe it's time for me to say goodbye! I have to get outta here before those "TF stars" see this.

Wes: Too late.

Gluto: Oops.