Hello there again peoples! This is my second uploaded fanfiction, so I hope you enjoy.

This is just my response to a question for a drabblefic with the crack pairing of America/Hungary which I looked up and saw has NO fanfictions... I find this sad. So I posted one!

Warning: A little bit of swearing; Sexual References; Human names used; Prussian and American Injuries

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters. If I did, Hungary, Belarus, and I would have much fun with the other characters... KOL KOL KOL!


Of Hamburgers and a Frying Pan

America paused in the middle of his World Conference speech and glanced over briefly as he heard the loud thud of a frying pan coming down upon Prussia's head just missing the

fluffy yellow chick. "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME THERE, YOU FUCKING PERVERT?!" Hungary yelled as Prussia fell limply from his chair, "Serves you right Gilbert!" She straightened her

skirt and sat back down head held high, "Please continue Alfred." America coughed lightly and ran on with his speech.

At lunch time, he passed Hungary and felt a sudden urge to ask a question he'd always wondered about. "Have you ever tried cooking hamburgers in that frying pan of your's?"

She turned to him and her eyebrow twitched (Alfred of course did not notice), "Excuse me?!" "I mean… your pan is so big and shiny, and I'm sure you could cook perfect

hamburgers in it!! Since I'm the Hero, I'll come over some time, and we can do it! Hey… why are you…?" Alfred was silenced with a somewhat-hard whack to the head with

Hungary's frying pan, just enough to knock him out for a few minutes. "Perverts… all of you male countries are nasty perverts!! Just go be cute hitting on England you baka!"

Hungary marched off angrily, and America woke up five minutes later with a new fear of frying pans.


Thank you for reading! Please R&R!