Disclaimer: I do not own the song What's my age again? or The Outsiders, the are owned by S.E Hinton and Blink 182
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started makin' out and she took off my pants
But then, I turned on the TV
"What's wrong?" Two-Bit asked as his beautiful blonde date...for the night...pulled away from their make out session.
"Why the hell is the t.v. on?"
"So we can listen to it while making out!" He said grinning.
She reached back and slapped him.
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Two-Bit ran out and ran into Steve.
"Two-Bit, do you have ADD?"
"What?" He said and got into Steve's car. "Ooh! Stop here!" Two-Bit said as they went by a payphone.
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
"Who the hell is this?"
"The cops!"
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Steve started laughing. "Still amused by prank phone calls." He said shaking his head. "Are you ever gonna act your age?"
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
Two-Bit got out of the car again when he saw the blonde...ohh...what was her name again?
That's about the time that she broke up with me (what's my age again?)
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me, I'll never wanna act my age
"Two-Bit, it's over."
Two-Bit shrugged. "Seeya later then." He said and was slapped again for his lack of caring that she was breaking-up with him. But hell, he didn't even remember her name, and as far as he was concerned it was just a one night stand.
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
"Do you ever act your age Two-Bit?" Steve asked as Two-Bit climbed back into hi car.
"Nope." Two-Bit grinned.
What's my age again...
"Steve...what's my age again?"
