Badfic

Chapter 1

By BakaDaz

Disclaimer: The Inuyasha characters and all related material do not belong to me. I also do not claim credit for any horrible ideas presented in this fanfic, others have come up with these ideas I merely exaggerated and mocked them.

One day, Inuyasha was walking down a road when all of a sudden he sensed a demon with a bunch of jewel shards, even though he doesn't have the ability to sense jewel shards. Anyway, the demon was big and ugly and it had big teeth. Inuyasha pulled out his sword and tried to swipe at it, but he missed. Then the demon grabbed Inuyasha and almost completely beat him when out of no where a girl flew through the air and beat the demon up real good, because Inuyasha wasn't strong enough to do it. When Inuyasha collected the jewel shards he saw the girl and this is what she looked like.

She had dirty blonde hair and bluish eyes. She had cat ears and a cat tail, because she was a neko hanyou (yes, your other is so awesome to use random Japanese words like that). She was also very beautiful, extremely beautiful... coincidentally, she was too beautiful for words to describe her. She just was real pretty, with big boobs, huge ones, and a nice butt. Anyway, the girl was so awe-inspiring, that Inuyasha's jaw dropped, even though he never shows any interest in a person's looks but that does not matter right now, because the girl is too beautiful for him to act like himself.

Suddenly, Kagome and the others came up. Their presence not previously mentioned, so it is unknown if they had been here the whole time, they walk up to Inuyasha and the new girl.

"Wow," Miroku commented, "she is hot. Even though I would never use the term 'hot' because this is Sengoku Jidai, and such a term is not used and also because my linguistic skills are far too superior to everyone else in the series. However, this does not matter right now. As I said, wow she is hot."

"Miroku," Sango yelled, because the writer has only seen the dubbed version and is ignorant to how much the dub takes away from Sango's politeness. "That was a dumb thing to say!" So she beats the crap out of him, which not only is superiorly non-descriptive, but rather out of character as she usually just bonks him on the head with her Haraikotsu and the most she has ever 'beat the crap out of him' is when she is poisoned in episode 132.

By now, a large drool puddle had appeared by Inuyasha as he drooled over the girl's beauty. "What is your name?" he asked in awe.

"My name is Sarah," replies the obviously un-Japanese-named girl, so why she is in Feudal Japan we will never know.

"You are awesome," Inuyasha said.

"I agree," Kagome said.

"Will you be our friend?" Shippo asked. Then everyone in the Inuyasha group thought she was cool since she defeated the demon. Kagome invited her to join them on their journey and all the guys fell in love with her.

For example, one day Sesshoumaru appeared out of no where, because a lot of Inuyasha fangirls are obsessed with him and find it a sin to go a whole story without mentioning him and his apparent beauty.

"My, you are beautiful," Sesshoumaru said to her when he saw her. "I think I shall join you guys on your journey to defeat Naraku so that I can be with you forever."

And thus the group sat out on their journey, the three boys worshiping Sarah during the journey and Kagome, Sango, Rin and Shippo talking about how cool she was. Oh, and Jaken wasn't there, because they killed him, because the other thinks he's annoying.

--I am not updating this story until I get 500 reviews!

--The Author

A/N: Okay, I'm sorry, it had to be done. I am getting annoyed and... well... I needed to amuse myself. I hope you enjoy this story, I'm going to hopefully get the next chapter out soon. I'm going to try my best not to make the rating go up, even though I have some evil plans for this. As with everything... thanks for reading. :)